She Brought Me Lasagna And Kicked Me In The Face [M26/F37] | 2016

This is a throwaway with massive details changed to protect me and *her*. I love reading the stories posted here, but was too much of a punk to post 'em until now. This should be the first of many. I hope you find them as fun and entertaining as I did/do since I'm not nearly as good a writer as some of the talented fuckers that share here.

I own and run a business during the day, but what I really love is the entertainment gigs I do. I work in a very small town (not even on a map), but I still meet a lot of people from all over. Naturally, I used my fame to see what I can get from women. I'm not the smoothest guy or the handsomest, but I'm funny as hell and it goes a long way towards getting some panties to drop.

A promoter friend held a massive concert in a neighboring big town and part of my responsibilities with the entertainment work I did involved working with the headlining band's management for a small side gig that would pay little money, but would pad the fuck out of my entertainment resume. While doing the gig I met a couple. They were cool as fuck and we all ended up exchanging numbers which is rare since I almost never give it to people I meet while doing the entertainment stuff. After the event, we all texted and called each other endlessly. So much so that I considered them fast friends. We hung out. I met their teenage kids. We were like a family...a white family with a large, Black uncle.

I may have been friends with them, but I still wanted the wife. She was a petite blond with small tits and a tight ass. That's not usually my type as I like 'em tall, but her attitude was so silly and adorable it turned me on to her body somehow. On the phone and via text she would say things that seemed flirtatious, but wouldn't admit to it when I tried to call her on it. After a few months I gave up trying to figure her out and just kept my feelings to myself.

One day she offered to bring me lunch at my day job. I accepted and asked what would I be eating. She wouldn't tell me, but she did ask what she should wear. I told her no one would care if she dressed casually cuz I keep my work office laid back. She laughed and asked if she should wear pants or a skirt. I'm dense, so I didn't know what the fuck to say so I told her to wear a skirt, looked quizzically at the phone and hung up. I started to imagine what I could do with her in my office since it sits in a secluded part of the building, but figured I was just dreaming so I calmed down, got work done and waited.

She arrived with some home-cooked lasagna and garlic bread which I knew would be delicious since she's a good cook. But fuck that. She showed up wearing a sleek little outfit that straightened my dick out immediately: red blouse with just a hint of cleavage that was just see through enough to give a dim outline of bra and a grey skirt that went to just below the knees, but hugged her so tight I knew that if she bent over the thing would rip like tissue paper. All this sat upon a powerful looking pair of shiny, black 4-inch heels.

She couldn't stay long so she wanted me to taste and critique the food immediately. I had just enough time to tell her how hot she looked before she crammed a forkful of lasagna in my face and fed me a piece of garlic bread. I told her the food was great and thanked her for bringing it while I closed the door (my employees love to be nosey about other folks' food). We flirty talked for a little bit before she got up to leave. As she walked towards the door she playfully bumped her ass into me and smiled. Not catching on, I goofed on her a little bit and reached for the office door. She smacked my hand away from the knob and bumped her ass into me again, but this time she didn't move.

Whatever stupidity that kept me from cluing in before was gone now and I frantically groped at her tits through her blouse and started kissing her neck. She asked me to unzip her skirt, but before I could get at it she had already unbuttoned her blouse so she turned around and pressed her lips to mine while she undid the rest.

The bra was this white, lacey see through design that was really pretty, but I was too busy moving the cups aside to get at those nipples to notice it much. Everything was moving so fast and I was so lost to all this pent up lust carrying on in my office that I'm sure we made a lot of noise. Oh well. I gave it precisely 0.0001 seconds of thought before I picked her up and laid her small, tender body on my desk...right on top of a fucking stapler.

She yelped in surprise and laughed. I laughed. I picked her back up, she moved it, then I set her back down. She'd already taken if off with her skirt I guess, but I took just enough time to make a note of it just before licking her pussy from butthole to clit, then stood up to get my dick out.

I don't know how a woman with two athletic teenagers that are already bigger than her was as tight as she was, but on first pass, despite her being ferociously wet, my dick couldn't get in. And I'm not that well endowed. After a couple of tries and a lot of delicious giggling I finally squoze into the wettest, tightest vagina I'd ever felt. I got so lost in the feeling I didn't even start thrusting. I just held it there.

SLAP

Ouch! The fuck? She gestured to our locked genitals, then to hurry it along and pointed to her watch. I grabbed her behind the neck with my right hand, squoze a titty with my left and fucked her as hard as I could. After about thirty solid pumps she whimpered and started to come. Wave after wave hit her as she continued to come over and over again, but as what may have been (but definitely became) the last wave of orgasmic delight washed over her she straightened out her legs and kicked me in the nose.

Surprised, I let go of her neck to grab my nose in case I was bleeding. I let go so fast that her head dropped straight to my desk. My bare ass dropped into my chair while I held my nose. She continued twitching while holding her head and gasping. Then we looked at each other and laughed. Laughed like idiots. And that's when I knew I was in love with her. Fuck.

We giggled while we got ourselves together. We giggled when we realized her bra was ripped. And we laughed hysterically when my nose started bleeding. On her way back to work and for the rest of the day we texted jokes about what lame lovers we were. And we promised ourselves that the next time we 'had lunch' that it wouldn't be in my office. Yeah, that lasted a whole week.

Somehow, no one at the office seemed to have noticed anything amiss except the receptionist, a good friend of mine. Her raised eye when my little lovely left that first day was the only acknowledgment of any amount of impropriety.

This girl and I have had many sexual adventures, including several of our firsts including anal and golden showers. She was beautiful, fun, and the kinkiest little pervert I've ever known and I hate the fact that she's married to someone else.

FUCK this ended up being long. Sorry for the wall of text.