Put (M)y finger in my ass while masterbating, got shit-finger | 2016

When I was 14, I read on the internet that putting your finger in your ass could stimulate your G-spot, and give you better orgasms. So i went to the bathroom, found some nice porn on my phone (Anal porn actually, I tought it would fit). I gently put my finger half a centimetre inside. It felt kinda weird, but not wrong, so i proceeded to slowly make my way in. I started to masterbate. It didn't feel anything different that normal, so i ejaculated and everything was as usual.

Cleaning up was not as easy, I had aloe vera in my ass and everything, so I decided to shower. To conclude I tought that i did it wrong, so I decided to do it again a couple days later.

It started out the same way, aloe vera on my finger, started masterbating, and it felt the same good-weird way as last time. This time, i put my entire middle finger inside, slowly of course. The orgasm was still normal, but when I pulled my finger out of my ass, it was brown. I quickly figured out that I had shit on my finger by smelling, the smell was definetly shitty. I decided that it was kinda cool, and I went to shower. Fast forward 10 minutes, I'm showering, and just thinking about life as usual. Suddenly I get an incredible urge to take a dump. I can't control it, so I decide to shit in the shower.

Apparently having unidentified objects in your ass has consequences when you poop. The poop had the same texture as when you have diarrhea. During the act of pooping, there was a earth shakingly loud fart. It smelled a bit of aloe vera combined with shit, which I suppose makes sense considering that's just what it was.

I was home alone, so nobody noticed the smell. I pooped the day after, it was normal again.

4/10 might do again.

If anyone is interested, this was my fapping material.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1572597737 Edit: Spelling.