One weird sexual experience with an Irish girl | 2016

Hello reddit,

I want to share some weird sexual experiences I encountered in the past. I start with "the Irish-girl".

I did work&travel some years ago Down under. On St.Patricks day I went out for drinks with some friends in Sydney. We met two Irish girls in some Irish pub (no coincidence here...) and got hammered. If you ever drank with Irish, you know what I mean. If you ever drank with Irish on St.Paddys Day... well, enough said, i reckon.

The whole night I was eyeing one these girls, but went home with the other one. This one had a very strong Irish accent and as Im not a native English speaker I had some difficulties understanding her... I cant really recall how we got to their place, but eventually we did. They had a flat in which several people were living. Apparently those two girls, another Japanese girl and some guys.

We started to make out in the living-room and the girl sucked my cock. I`ve got my cock sucked pretty often and I have to say that this girl did not a very good job. I had pictures of a Irish speaking shark in my head, while she was doing her thing. Eventually she got very nervous that somebody might come into the living-room and caught us in the act... so she urged me to come with her to her room. I agreed and so we went to her room.....

After slipping into her bed I realized that we weren´t alone. In fact the other Irish girl AND the Japanese one were lying in their beds. Both lying on their backs with their face straight to HER bed. It was already early in the morning and bright light was flooding through the windows. Thus, the girl urged me to come to her room not to "get caught" while her room was full of people. I still cannot understand that.

Anyway, I didnt actually mind because that is not uncommon when fucking around in Australian hostels and shared-flats etc. So, she was lying with her back towards me and wanted to have it. I asked her if she had a condom (because I didnt). Then she said literally "No, what do you think? Im Catholic!". So I asked her, if she uses any contraceptives, but again she said "Noo, Im Catholic".

So, in my drunken state of mind I couldnt really make sense of that and I thought ok, she wants it up the ass, because thats what Catholic girls do haha who do not use any form of contraception. So I spread one ass-cheek with my hand and push my wiener in her butthole. Suddenly she started screaming in pain. "Noo", "what are you doing?", "why do you fuck my ass?!?, why would you fuck my AAAASS??" and half-jumping, half-falling out of her bed. Of course, her room-mates woke up, looking at me lying in her bed, with my hard-on in my hand, looking rather confused and her lying on the floor screaming shit about getting fucked in the ass.

Of course I just grabbed my stuff and got out of this mess, never to hook up with Irish girls again.