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(M)an, I (f)uckin hate you Jill. Hatetsex. | 2016

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I worked retail for a few years and had to work with this annoying girl, Jill. She was a worthless employee. She accomplished about an hours worth of work in one day.

At times I would call her out on how long it would take to do something and was always met with a blank stare. I hate you Jill.

Jill was alright looking. Not really my type. She always wore a loose tee shirt but I would have guessed her tits were a large b cup. She had a decent ass. She showed it off by always wearing tight jeans. She was always smiling and joking around too bad she was such a pill to work with.

I am good looking guy so I am told. I get compared to Jon Kraziski alot. I am 8.1"x5.5. Always looking for that compliment telling me I am big though.

One night the whole team headed out after work. I walked around the bar looking for a score. Jill was in the next room sitting on the edge of a pool table while two guys who were obviously getting ticked at her while they are trying to play. She was flirting in an obvious way. Ugh Jill.

I headed over to the dance floor to check out a girl I saw on the way in. By the next song Jill was out there trying to slow dance with a coworkers friend. So awkward because edm was playing and he was obviously not interested. Take a hint Jill.

I headed to a quiet end of the bar to get a drink. I was hoping the cute girl would head over. But there was Jill approaching. The bartender was taking forever. My back was to the bar and evertything else. Jill came over and pressed her whole body against me. Then she turned and her boobs each brushed my arm. I could feel her hard nipples. Then as she twisted around her ass cheeks each rubbed my thigh. What the fuck Jill.?

She acted like she was watching the tv so none of my coworkers could tell what she was up to but she kept moving her ass up and down my inner left thigh. I realised I was hard and she knew it. I hang about six inches when i have a semi. So there it was going straight down my leg and she found it with her butt crack and was working it. I was pissed at myself and her for my erection. Fuck you Jill.

She had me practically pinned to the bar. She spun around and put one foot on the bar foot rail and ground me. She kissed me hard and stuck her tounge in my mouth.

Enough Jill. This was going too far now. I put my hands on her hips to push her away and turned my head away from her kiss. Her tounge went right into my ear. My weak spot. My hands on her hips I pushed her about an inch from me and I realized her small waist felt really good. I instinctively ran my hands over her ass a few times. Then stopped with a couple fingers in her ass crack. Dont tempt me with you fucking nice ass Jill, cause I hate you.

That small space between us was all she needed and my hands lingering on her ass was her ticket. Her hand went for my cock. She pulled her headback looked dazed. She looked down at my cock and stared at it straining against my jeans in the dim light. She said with out taking her eyes off it that she wanted to leave if I could give her a ride home. The back of her hand found the ridge between my shaft and the head. Her fingers going back and forth over it. My dick was talking and I said Ok.

She headed over to her friends to tell them she was leaving with me. They smiled and gave her an approving nod. Maybe I should have taken a shot at one of them if they were so excited for her getting lucky. Fuck them. Fuck me. Fuck you Jill.

I headed for the door. What a walk of shame. Everyone is going to know about this at work tomorrow. Luckly I have the day off but that give a day for rumors to swirl. The cute girl is between me and the door. I dont want her to see me leave with Jill. I resolve that if Jill doesnt at least blow me I will drive like hell back to the bar to see this girl. Why am I thinking like such a dick? It is all Jills fault. Yeah. Fuck you Jill.

I get to the curb and wait for her to come out. She exits and runs at me. Her hand goes up my ass and herlips on my neck. She pushes me into the parking lot. We get to my car and i figure I should tru and act like a gentleman and open the door for her. I feel like I am taking advantage of her even though she is the one with her hands all over my cock.

I unlock the door and go to open it. She unlocks her hands from my ass, opens the soor herself and slams it shut.

I try to think the next step through as i walk to my side. She lives 45 minutes in the other direction. She also has a roommate she shares a bedroom with. Not good. I don't want to go to my place because i either drive her home late or drive her to work tomorrow. No fucking way that happens. I open my door and sit down eyes closed.

How am I going to play this? I should probably kiss her. I kind of shudder at the thought. I usually get girls ready for me by going down on them. I kiss right down their chest. I am sure they expect 20 minutes of boob play. Which I love but is hit or miss on getting the hot. They aren't expecting me to keep kissing my way down to their waist band. They realize what is happening and think what the hell. I have a 98% success rate making a girl cum by oral. This usually leads to one of two things: 1. my cock in their mouth or 2. My cock in their pussy which is well primed at this point. But the thought of going down on Jill is not at the top of my wish list.

So, my eyes are closed. This thought had happened in a flash. This next part happened in about ten seconds. I start to open my eyes and see Jill's face coming at me. Her tounge plunges into my mouth. She is actually a good kisser. I open my eyes and she is kissing me with hers open. That had always crerped me out. Fuck you Jill. Close your eyes!

I close them again. I can't bare to look at her. She has my head pressed up against the head rest. Then she grabs my belt. She is trying desperately to get it undone. And she just started yanking downward. I undo it for her but I am not quick enough as she is already grabbing at my waistband of my jeans and under wear. She furiously yanking downward now. No way she is going to get them off like that. Her tounge is moving around mine furiously as she moans and whimpers.

I slide my jeans down all the way off with her help and my cock pops up. She instantly grabs it. l am thinking ok cool, clothed female, naked male thing going on here. Looks like I am at least getting a handjob. But also a little vulnerable. Fuckin Jill.

I still have not opened my eyes. I am reaching out and my hand touches bare skin my hand goes around and up her back. Did my hand go up her shirt? i open my eyes and see out of the corner of my eye (she still is kissing me some how and this is still within the ten seconds I had just mentioned) her body leaping from the passenger seat and her legs landing on either side of me and her pussy perfectly aligns and slides all the way down my pole. Her whole body rests on my cock. She lets out a deep long moan. Well you just impaled yourself on an 8 inch cock Jill.

This is crazy why does she not have clothes on? I realized she must have ditched them before I even got in the car. No shoes either.

She skin was so soft as my hand went dowm from her shoulder to her ass. That first moan stopped and the fucking began. She raised until I was only an inch in and dropped herself all the way down. She must have bucking 3 times a second. I expected her to keep this up for 30 seconds tops. She went on for 5 minutes. My fingers rimmed her puckered asshole.

Her tits were right in my face. I put my lips out where her nipple would graze them each time she dropped herself down on my shaft. She yelped each time she bottomed out. I wondered how much she could take, so I started meeting her halfway. Thrusting upward as she came down.

Then a car load of people came by. Windows down girls hanging out the windows. Everyone whooping and clapping. The two guys in the front seat were laughing. They were the ones trying to play pool earlier. She didnt slow down at that. If anything it turned her on and she went faster. I was embarrased but I was balls deep 3 times a second I was going to see how much she could take. Fuck you Jill.

Usually it is my mission to make a girl cum. I love having hands on my head while they rock their hips up and down. I'll make my tongue wide. Licking just below her opening all the away her clit. Up and down. When they really get rocking I will start a little lower with each lick. Putting my tongue on the soft smooth skin between her pussy and her ass. Then I test the waters for my own enjoyment. I will see how she reacts to my tongue flicking her ass. If she does not flinch or presses her hips toward me I know she had no problem getting her ass rimmed. One of my favorite things it's letting my tongue go up and down every groove of her ass. But this session was beyond that tonight. All Jill wanted tonight was to sit on cock. I was being used by this size queen. I really wanted some pussy to taste. But this was Jill. She was in control now. Fuck you Jill.

I put one finger from each hand on her tight butthole. Thought about shoving one in. I was not really caring what she thought at this point. But I just rubbed her without putting one in as she felt pretty stretched already. My other fingers were on my cock right where her pussy met it. Each time she went up I could feel the inside of her vag pulled out a little, hugging my cock.

Without slowing down at all before she just stops with my full hardon deep inside her. Then she falls into the passenger seat. She is lifeless. Did I kill her with my cock? Does she have cock poisoning? This is not over Jill. I think about pinning her knees to her ears and banging her as hard as she banged me. Let my balls slap her ass. I start to pull one leg up and she says.”l can't take anymore. You wore me out” she is just lying there not moving. If I am not going to blow cum I might as well go back inside and hit on the cute one. Although Id have too explain Jill naked in the front seat if I left with her. Fuck you Jill.

My cock was still it's erect length and girth but was just lying on its side. She opened her eyes and stared at it. After a few seconds she reached for it. She started jacking me vigorously. She brought her head over and her lips hovered a few inches over the head. I wanted her lips on it. I wanted it deep in her mouth till she gagged. Try it Jill. How much can you take? I realised she wasn't going to blow me. She was probably just getting me off so I would not think she was a bad lay. Embarrassing for her not to at least make a guy cum if you are going to fuck him in a parking lot. Fuckin Jill.

Letting a load loose now would splatter her face. That must have been what she wanted as she said “come on. You can do it.” it was just not happening though. This was still Jill. I needed to be in control. I grabbed the base of my cock and gave a stroke. At the same time I put my hand on the back of her head. I didn't force her down but she put just the tip in her mouth.Her tongue on my head going back and forth just a little. Nowhere near the gusto she had fucking me or jacking me. She realised this is what it would take to get me off. Heh heh. Fuck you Jill.

I stroked my cock a few times and I was ready to fill her mouth with my jizz. Should I warn her? I always do. It is the gentlemanly thing to do. But this was Jill, I wanted to see how well she could take a load unexpectedly. Besides you have a cock in your mouth, you have basically told the guy you want him to cum and he is stroking and flinching. You asked for it.

I am ready to launch the first load. I close my eyes and hold back a few seconds. My cock swells. she moans. It is going to be good. Thebtiming is just right. I close my eyes and erupt. She lets out a moan and I feel her lips release midstream. I open my eyes and she is coming at me, mouth open with my cum on her tongue and lips. Some is stuck on her chin. It was thick. She puts her tongue in my mouth and drags her tongue along the inside of my upper lip dumping the salty goo there. Then closes her mouth and keeps kissing me. My jizz on our lips. She caught me by surprise.

I am sure it was some sort of “Fuck you dex” because I had a spunk fest in her mouth. But I wasn't going to let her have any satisfaction knowing that it bothered me. Tasting my own paste is not my favorite thing but it's not like have never done it before. One girl loved giving me hand jobs. We measured once and I shot for distance. Five feet. She would let me blow everywhere and loved the mess. Went right in my mouth more than once. Besides I did not have Jill in a headlock, forcing her to take a load. She wanted cum in her mouth no doubt. She also wanted the drama. Fuck you Jill.

She won that battle. She got me good. l never expected a cum dump. But that was my first stream. I had more. The second load hit her tits. I was aiming for her face with the third but missed and hit her neck. Getting cum in her hair would be the ultimate fuck you Jill. I jerk as hard as I can and shoot my last stream. I have no idea where it went exactly.

I look out through the fogged up windshield. There are three of the girls we work with sitting their car parked directly across from us. They can see Jill naked, at least her tits no doubt. They have been watching for at least a few minute. They are a bit stunned from the looks on their faces. Maybe because they have been caught looking at their friend get shellacked with spoo. They back out of the space before turning on their headlights. Jill's fault.

I am totally spent now. Jill falls back into the passenger seat. My cum looks orange from the glow of the lights in the parking lot. I look at my mess. Her lips and face glisten with fresh frosting. Gobs of cum on her neck and tits. Some of it is just smeared around. I look for gobs in her hair. Evidence that I got some payback for the cum dump she did on me. I can't tell. She just lies there. Nothing to clean up with. She just puts her clothes on. That tshirt is going to be stuck to her. I hope she goes to get ready for work tomorrow and the brush won't make it through her hair because it is all stuck together with my special hair gel. I get the last Fuck you.