No man can resist Kate's butthole [Butt stuff!] | 2016

Throughout college I had a friend, Kate, whose body was world-class amusement park for anyone who appreciates a curvy figure. In high school she was a tomboy, a track star with a tight body. In college she put on an extra 20-30 pounds in beer weight that seem to go directly to her tits and ass/thighs. Kind of like a younger Gianna Michaels, if you will.

Kate had a sweet, playful personality which, paired with that body, was super hot.

Kate and I were pretty clearly attracted to each other however she just happened to be friends with my girlfriend at the time who was going to school a few hours away. All of this to say that there some persistent sexual tension between Kate and me throughout college. Occasionally, we'd have too much to drink and find a dirty basement at a house party to go make out/grope each other in, the next day apologizing and swearing it wouldn't happen again.

Kate also dated/fooled around quite a bit in college and had some pretty legendary hook up stories.

Quick example: We're sitting around a booth at a bar and she deadpans: "So, what's up with guys wanting to finger butts? The last three guys I've gone out with have put there hands down my pants and stuck their finger in my asshole. Like, we're just making out, fully clothed, and they're going for my asshole!"

Everyone at the table had a good laugh but, secretly, it turned me on like crazy (for more on how I feel about lady butts, see my other post).

So yeah, one particularly painful Sunday morning I'm laying on the couch half asleep and Kate came out of her bedroom, hair tied in a messy ponytail, wearing a tank top (no bra) and a pair of super snug cotton shorts that frequently rode up between her ass cheeks.

"Move it, buddy." she mumbled.

"Huh uh." I shot back, not taking my eyes off the TV.

"Now." she ordered. This time nudging my head with her thigh.

"Nah." I chuckled.

"Okaaay," she said as she walked around the arm of the couch and sat right on my head.

I froze for a couple seconds trying to realize what was going on, then snapped to.

"HEY!" I yelled, my voice muffled on one side by the pillow and the other her round ass cheek.

She burst out in a loud laugh, roughly grinding and bouncing her ass on my head.

I reached up and grabbed her around the lower back and yanked her down so that she landed between my legs with her ass in the air. When she landed I had a perfect view of her ass, her shorts pulled enough to the side that I caught a glimpse of her furry pussy.

"Ahh!" she shouted as she landed, flipping her hair back mean mugging me over her shoulder.

"I'm going to fart right in your face, dick!" she said as she pulled the wedge out of her ass and pushed her ass towards my face.

"NO!" I laughed shoving my hands into her her cheeks, spreading them slightly. My hands slipped off and her cheeks came together in a muffled clap.

We both laughed but then stopped as the awkwardness set in, both of us seeing where this was going.

"Kate," I said quietly, "Sit back on my lap".

"Like this?" she asked as she raised up into a reverse cowgirl position, re-tying her ponytail.

Lots of different emotions going on at this point. Of course I was wildly turned on but I was also feeling a lot of fear and guilt over my girlfriend at the time. Physically, I was also staggeringly hungover and it was hotter than hell in her apartment.

The whole thing was spinning wildly out of control. I know Kate was feeling the same way.

For a moment, Kate just sat there. I ran my hands up her legs to her hips and she began grinding on my hard dick. After a minute of admiring her I leaned forward and kissed her back, pulling up her shirt and groping her big tits and softly pinching her nipples from behind. She leaned forward and crawled towards my feet as I slid out from under her and mounted her from behind.

I put my weight on her and we kissed hungrily for a few minutes as I grinded against her shorts from behind. She reached back pulled her shorts down around her knees as I slid off my sweatpants and dove back onto her. She giggled and pushed her hips back as I enthusiastically humped her ass crack.

I watched her ass cheeks spread and envelope then squeeze and milk my cock. After a minute or two I was whipped into a sweaty frenzy, the slight, sharp smell of her asshole wafting up turning me into an animal.

"Feels good doesn't it?!" Kate asked over her shoulder with a wide, devilish grin. "You can pretend you're buttfucking me but that's as far as you're going to get!"

We both laughed.

"Ok, ok. Let's pretend! Tell me how bad you want me to buttfuck you," I said, humping away.

"God, you're sick." she teased.

"Come on, buttfuck me baby! Buttfuck my dirty butthole!" she shouted/laughed.

Lord jesus, if I was in a frenzy before I was damn near having an out of body experience now. I was so worked up, I honestly had a lump in my throat like I was going to throw up or something.

I let Kate know that this is how I wanted to cum, all over her sweaty, juicy, bouncy ass while pulling her hair and sinking my teeth into her neck.

"Come all over my ass," she repeated rhythmically, over and over in a raspy, sultry tone.

I let loose wave after wave of cum, most of it missing her ass entirely and landing on her back (maybe her couch too? I dunno).

We fooled around a little more that afternoon and a couple times after that but eventually we stuck to the "never again" promises and, well, never fooled around again.

I did end up marrying her friend though.

Just kidding we broke up a year later :)