Fixing (M)y Nerdy (F)riend’s WiFi | 2016

The setting: A mutual friend, Chas (not her real name), let it be known that her home network was on the fritz. Being semi-technical and always looking for a new conquest I decided to investigate further. I told her that I could be of assistance and she invited me over for dinner so that I could make fix it up.

Chas is 5’8”, a skinny brunette, with a nerdy glow about her face and I’m a husky 6’6”.

I go over to her apartment, and I psyche myself up in my car before I go in -- to be clear sex is not on the table per se, Chas always gave off a bit of an asexual or friendzone vibe, but I was going over alone at night and this would be the first time we ever hung out mano a mano. I check my bag for condoms, give myself a little pep talk in the rear view mirror and head inside.

I fix her networking problem within 5 minutes, no big whoop. We eat dinner and start to chat and hang out. It’s nice and friendly, until Chas says I just want someone to be friends with and have sex. I calmly look at her in her eyes, and say, “I want to have sex with you.”

Big pause.

And then she stammers and blushes, not anticipating my directness. She demurs and says that maybe at some point, but, but, but…

We chat a little longer, but I figure it’s not going to happen and that I should just politely leave and forget about this. I pack my bag, and I say goodbye, and she offers a hug, which turns into a kiss, which turns into a makeout session, and her talking herself into this.

Kiss, “I don’t know…”

Kiss, Kiss, “I wasn’t ready for this…”

I reassured her, “Neither was I…”

Kiss, Kiss, Kiss…, “But I mean, like I wasn’t ready for sex…”

Meaning she hadn’t shaved.

“I love it big and bushy…”

Kiss, “but it’s really…”

“I Love that”

I dropped my bag, and fished for the condoms and took her into the bedroom.

We kept kissing intently and exposed our bodies to each other. She had the tightest body I had ever seen. Yoga sculpted abs and muscular legs. Her boobs were a little small for my liking but were taut. I rolled on the condom.

She proceeded to get on all fours and beg for me to fuck her from behind, but I slowed her roll a bit. I knew from previous partners that I was a little bigger than average (even with my height and weight my cock looks like a well-proportioned addition to my body), and I knew that doggy is an intense position to start in, so I rolled her over onto her back and eased it in slowly.

Chas was right, her hairy bush was out of control, and I loved it. I put my cock slowly into that bush inch by inch until she got used to it. And then I started fucking her with abandon. I got her on her hands and knees and then just grabbed her hips and started pounding that tight yoga ass. It was divine.

We change positions a few more times, until I finally burst.

We would meet weekly, same scenario of her cooking and then us fucking for the next few months, until she started to get feelings for me. And she clearly was only a FWB for me. But I still think back to when we first kissed and how she looked naked and waiting for me on all fours that first time.