My Friends Neighbor | 2016

I'm am stoned and apparently long winded. If you're just here for the sex, scroll.

I was house sitting for a friend a while back. He was recently divorced and needed some time to clear his mind. He would be gone for a week and he needed someone to watch his dog. I flew down to Cincinnati a few days before and spent a couple of days hanging out. We used to play in bands together and most of our time was spent getting very high and jamming on the same 90s stuff we always did. After he left, I literally spent two days on his couch doing absolutely nothing but watching TV. It was actually amazing. I usually am a go go go kind of guy but something about just sitting around high was great. The third night by myself I got bored and went out on his deck with a small practice amp and was playing some TOOL stuff along with the albums when I noticed his neighbor walking over. She was 5'5ish, blonde, with an oddly pin-up girls like figure. She was wearing jeans and a Super Mario T-shirt. At first I thought she was going to tell me to shut up, but when I noticed the Mario shirt I figured she was cool. She said hi and i explained who I was and why she was there. She said she was married with kids and cut hair etc. After a few minutes she said she should get her kids in bed and turned to leave. As she was walking back I noticed (she had her hair up) she had a TOOL tattoo about the collar of her T-shirt. No wonder she came to say hi. I should explain that I am kind of an unusual mix of "types". I work in physics, which makes me incredibly nerdy in my core. I am also kind of a post hippy type. I get high sometimes. I play a lot of guitar. I play a lot of disc golf. If you met me at the park, you would never guess I was a physicist. What you would realize, is that the third part of my odd trifecta is that I love to workout. I didn't used to, but then I saw Matt Damon in Elysium and said I want to look like that when I take my shirt off. So now I do. She I wasn't surprised when the neighbor (Jen) came over again the next night and ended up staying and talking for a long time. Her husband apparently works as a tattoo artist until midnight and usually gets home about 4am. He's apparently good at what he does, makes a lot of money, but is kinda sketchy and never answers his phone between getting out of work and getting home. Usually he is pretty drunk. Jen seemed like she was having the time of her life talking to me and I was eating it up. When the sky got totally dark I grabbed my travel telescope (never travel without your optics folks) and let her sweep the Milky Way while I rambled about the mind numbing reality of how far away the stars actually are. Jen never seemed flirty, but just like she hadn't had a real conversation in ages. I did my own thing for a couple of days. I hit Kings Island because it wasn't far away. Then the lady day by myself I saw Jen as I was leaving to get a pizza, cheat day had become cheat week. She said she had a really bad muscle thing going on and that she was going to get her kids in bed and rest. She said she would be in the basement if I wanted to slop in the back and hang out for a few, but that she wouldn't be able to come over. I got my pizza and ate it wondering if she was setting the stage like I thought she was, and if I was willing to be the guy she cheated with. I couldn't decide so I got high. The decision was made.

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I slid the back basement slider so careful. I felt like my skin was on fire. Like maybe I should have a bullet proof vest on. I had seen her husband the other day, he was a short chubby dude.....with a pistol on his hip. When I got through the door I was in a room with no lights on but I could see a dim light and a TV on in the next room and as I walked towards it I realized it was their downstairs bedroom. I walked in and Jen was on the bed in a tank top, no bra, and a little pair of short. She motioned for me to sit on the bed and I did. She seemed a little nervous, this was definitely about that. I decided, since she probably got very little attention from her absent husband, that I would give her tons of it. I told her to lay on her stomach and rubbed her feet and her calves. We didn't talk. The only sound was Planet Earth on the TV. Then I rubbed her thighs but I was careful not to be to gropy about it. After about ten minutes I straddled her to rub her back. After a minute she asked me if I would help her slide her shirt over her head and I did. Inside I was dying. She was there topless. Her skin was amazing. She was moaning softly and started whispering that my hands felt so good. My cock was raging on her ass but I kept it cool and gave her an extended back massage. Then I leaned down and gave her soft kisses on the back of her neck and her shoulders. She whispered oh my god like 5 times. I slowly kissed down her back, skipped past her shorts and kissed her thighs. I spread her legs a bit and kissed the inside of her thighs. She was trembling. I told her to roll over and she did. Before I took her shorts off I leaned down, put my mouth over her pussy and let the hot air from my mouth blow over her pussy. She grabbed the sheets and moaned. Then I took her shorts off and stood up and got naked. She told me I was built like a god. The way she said it, all of the fat free days and hard workouts paid off in that moment. I loved it.i got back on the bed between her legs, my cock was so hard and she bucked her hips up ready for it. But I leaned over her, grabbed her arms and led them above her head and sucked on her nipples and kissed and sucked all over her chest and boobs and ribs. Then I worked my mouth down to her pussy. I sucked all around it before I slowly spread her with my tongue. She was whispering to me the whole time. I licked her clit very slow and firm. Just simple up and down, and slid a single finger into her and slowly stroked her gspot. Jen was in another world at this point. I kept it up for quite a whole. Then I slowed to a stop. I sat up and looked at her. Then I started stroking my cock. She was so hot. I reached up with my other hand and grabbed her boobs, then her hips, then her boobs and then her neck. She really liked that. Then I took my cock and started slowly fucking her clit while I held her down by her neck. When I was totally soaked I pushed my cock into her. She grabbed a pillow and covered her face as she moaned. I started fucking her slow and deep but kinda hard if you know what I mean. More sounds from under the pillow. I continued fucking her like this for quite a while. She was so incredibly wet. It was a total mess. I turned her so that her head and shoulders were hanging off the bed and put my cock deep inside of her. Then I fucked her, staying deep, so that my pelvic bone was grinding on her clit. I sucked on her boobs while she used her hands to cover silent screams. Her whole body convulsed once and then I felt her pussy squeezing and squeezing. She wasnt even breathing but looking at me in what appeared near shock. Then she took a huge breath, and started crying. She apologized like 100 times and said she didn't know what was happening but that she had never cum so hard before. I asked her if she wanted to stop and she looked me right in the eye and said she wanted me to really fuck her. I moved her so she was on her knees with her body against the wall. I was so ready for this. I slid inside of her and started kind of slow but picked up the pace. One of my hands was on her boobs, then her hips, then her back, and then her boobs again, while my other hand was around her neck. Her pussy felt amazing, like it was begging for my cum. I turned her around away from the wall and put her on all fours. I grabbed her right hand and put it on her pussy for her to play with herself. She did and i absolutely pounded her. She was begging in whispers for my cum. I could tell by her breath she was getting closer and I managed to hold it back seriously just barely long enough for her to start bucking. I was making muffled noises throbbing and filling her with my cum, she was whisper yelling "OHMYGODOHMYGOD!". We collapsed on the bed. It was a mess. The sheets were everywhere, there was her wetness in the spots we had been, my cum was running out of her and on to the sheets, it was humid from fucking, a glorious moment. We almost fell asleep but reality rolled back in. At just about the same time she realized she had a lot of cleaning to do and I realized I was at serious risk of getting shot. I got dressed and said goodbye.

The next morning my friend and I met in the airport for coffee. My flight out conveniently coincided with the time he was flying in. I mentioned to him that I met his neighbor and he just said cool. I never saw or heard anything about Jen again. My buddy sold his house about 6mo later so I figure I never will.