24hr Trifecta (Long) | 2016

Good morning Reddit - longtime lurker, hardly post, but I felt the need to share that which might be my greatest slut accomplishment of hitting the 3 decade trifecta in 24hrs.

At the time I was 22 and "dating" J. J was 29, had her own house, a great job, and an awesome dog named Petey everyone called boner. J was super chill, sweet, thick in all of the right places, and would literally try to break mah' dick off every time we fucked. She was great, really worked for it- always let me crash at her place as I moved home after college, made me dinner, the usual I'm a stable 29 year old woman stuff. Anyway the day in question was a Friday, and one that I'll never forget. Naturally I was sleeping at J's and had an alarm set to get up for work. J had plans to go away for the weekend with some friends, and decided to wake me up with some extra special I'm going away for the weekend, and I want to drain your balls first sex... So by all means fuck away. We fucked until the last possible moment where I could leave her house, and just make it in time for work.

Just like that, boom morning booty. I was feeling pretty good about the start of my day THEN I got a text from T Asking what I was up to afterwork. When I meet T, she was an engaged smokin' hot 37 year old with the whitest and most perfect teeth I've ever seen... Like the kind that when you look at them you just instantly want to cum on them. She was super into fitness, and had a body that would make most 20year olds envious - when I say this I mean her ass was tight, toned abs, plump DSLs, and natural Ds, that have recently been updated to Double Ds. Magnificent work - I seen em'. Sorry side tracked into my spank bank - anyway back to the text - I responded with the generic not sure yet, probably just grab some drinks with friends blah blah...After a few back and forth texts we decided to meet up, as I found out that she parted ways with her fiancé and was apparently "hungry for some young cock," her words not mine, so naturally I obliged and we planned to meet up at her house and then grab some drinks. The day seemed like forever, and keep in mind I've talked to this women in person twice, but she would occasionally send flirty text here and there, but I didn't think anything of it writing it off as harmless.

The day seemed to drag on forever, but as soon as 5 o'clock hit my chair was spinning and I was out the door headed home to shower, change, and grab a handful of rubbers. I was on my way. T lived about a half hour away from me, and I could barely handle the anticipation on the drive. Fast forwarding I pick her up, we hit a townie bar near her house grab a few drinks, and I can tell she's ready to go. So we head back to her house, and on the drive I can barely keep her contained in her seat. We walk in the door and I decide to play cool and watch some tv just to tease her a bit. That lasted for all of about 3 seconds, and then she literally attacked me and jammed her tongue down my throat. At this point I was ready to blow a button on my button fly jeans, why did I always wear these when I'd drink or fuck ? I could never button them - unrelated, but I needed to get that out there, the struggle is real. Moving on T was straddling me like she was riding a rodeo horse, so naturally I stood up with her still attached to me and started making my way to her bedroom. We tore each other's clothes off and I had to take a moment to let settle in what was happening - THIS IS AWESOME! Anyway this was my first time with a girl over the age of 30, J was close, but the 10 years age gap was noticeably different, the skill set was just... Impressive - she made my cock feel special. Anyway after a two hour romp, T and I were beat after some marathon fucking, and I had to work in the morning, so reluctantly we parted ways and I started my journey home. I forgot to mention she was a squirter, not just a little bit of lady nut, but full blown geiser - it was awesome.

Back to driving home I get a text from my legit female BFF E. E and I had been friends for about 3 years at this point and she was a sophomore at a local uni. E was one of my best friends ex's and we were just always close, played the same position in lacrosse, liked the same stuff whatever she was that girl I was always drawn to and felt the need to protect. She was super attractive, like to the point where she was legitimate a runner up in our states miss mystates pageant. Back to the relevant part, I was E's go to help I need an adult friend, and I didn't mind doing it like I said biffs with what I thought was eternal friendzone and totally cool with it.

Anyway she asked me if I was around and if I wouldn't mind picking her up from this college party, that she was over. It was on my way home from T's so whatever nbd. So anyway I get there, and like always E greets me with a hug like she hasn't seen me in years, and I slap her on the ass that I've dubbed Whooty, as she was a white girl with a booty. We jump in the car and she goes on to tell me about her night and how she's over college parties and guys... The usual college girl drama.

Again sidetracked, but we get to her dorm and she invites me up to hangout for a bit, at this point it's about 2am or so and I have to work again the next day as I mentioned so I was hesitant at first, but fuck it whatever. So we go up to her dorm room and end up watching a move and spooning which we frequently did.. No big deal friend-zone boners welcomed. So anyway I start to fall asleep as its been a long and active day, and she rolls over and wakes me up by again jamming her tongue down my throat. I honestly tried to stop her as I didn't want to ruin our friendship, yeah I did that. She didn't care, and for the 3rd time that day I was balls deep in some vag. I could have fucked for days at that point as my balls were at my knees, but I didn't mind not blowing a load as she came the hardest of the 3 for the day. Needless to say I felt like the fucking man. I know this story was wicked long winded, but I felt it needed to be told. I achieve what few others have done - the three decade 24hr trifecta.

Edit: E was 19 - thus completing the 19-29-39 trifecta.