[M]y night of cottage [ffff]un | 2016

I found out about this subreddit recently and I've got two or three stories to contribute. I'll start with one of my best ones. Warning: the title may be a bit misleading as I didn't actually fuck all these girls. But it was Jerry Seinfeld who said that sex starts when a nipple makes its first appearance. If a nipple is good enough for Jerry, then a dick is good enough for me.

This happened in late July two years ago. My girlfriend was spending the week at a cottage with her girlfriends. There was a heat wave going on and the city was unbearable so after a couple of nights of bad sleep I decided to skip town and join them to ditch the heat. We spent all day by the lakeside swimming and drinking, with me in my swim trunks and the girls in their bikinis.

It wasn't really an accident that I was the only guy there. Half the girls were single and the other half were having pretty severe relationship problems. I wasn't supposed to know this but my girlfriend had confided in me that one of the girls was cheating on her boyfriend with a couple of older guys, and another one who had married really young hadn't had sex with her husband in over a year. My girlfriend was the only one there who was in a happy relationship.

People kept on drinking throughout dinner and then one of the girls opened the bar and started mixing drinks and everyone was letting loose and having a good time. The cottage was huge and could easily have slept ten. It was mostly one big room that served as living room and dining room, with a kitchen area one side and bedrooms along two other walls. The fourth wall was just these massive windows that gave a great view of the lake.

The girls were drinking and chattering and music was playing when a hit song comes on and one of the girls cranks up the volume and starts dancing. Soon everybody joins in except me because I'm a terrible dancer and this isn't my kind of music and I figure this is a good time to get some fresh air and head outside.

This is Canadian cottage country so even though there's a heat wave the nights still get pretty cool. Everybody's changed out of their swimwear and I walk past the bikinis and towels that were hung up to dry as I head toward the lake. Maybe it's the wine or the gin and tonic but I get this idea that I've never gone skinny dipping before and the opportunity may not come up again for a while. So I strip and leave my jeans and t-shirt on the ground and dive in.

The water's cold but I quickly get used to it and decide to float on my back for a while. I've only been in a couple of minutes though when I see someone quickly approaching the lake. A couple of the girls have seen me go in and thought it'd be a great laugh to run off with my clothes. By the time I reach the shore they're already back inside so I grab one of the drying towels, wrap it around my waist and head back in.

The music is still playing and the girls are still dancing and when they see me walk in, Gigi, the one that's cheating on her boyfriend, yells out "Hey loverboy how about dropping that towel!" to a general chorus of cheers and laughs and whoops. I've got one second to make up my mind as to what I'm going to do next and for some reason, as often happens when I'm drunk, I make what's probably not the most appropriate one. This time maybe it's the rum and coke that's doing my thinking but I decide that if that's how they play, then I'll be damned if I go down without a fight and I figure surely the best thing to do in this situation is to one-up them. I spot my girlfriend who's standing right in front of a couch so I walk over to her and have her sit down. I straddle her and we kiss furiously.

My towel falls down to the floor and the girls can see my naked backside but only my girlfriend gets to see the full frontal. I take her hand and guide it to my cock and she strokes it while we kiss. At first the other girls cheer and jeer, but I keep it up well past the point where it becomes uncomfortable. By the time I'm fully hard the jeers have stopped and I can only imagine the girls watching us aghast. I get up and with a full erection walk to the fridge and grab myself a beer. I gulp half of it down to gather up as much nerve and swagger as I can before walking back to the couch and sitting down.

Somehow it works and the girls just stare at me, not sure what to do. I'm not a porn star but I know I'm bigger than the average guy down there so I figured I had nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, almost none of these girls are getting laid and the one that does seems willing to let just about anybody stick it in so who's got the upper hand here? Anyway, drunk ramblings of a drunk man surely, but that's how I kept my nerves.

"Uh... are you going to cover yourself?" my girlfriend asks. I grab a cushion and put it over my lap. "Better?" She snorts and the girls laugh and whatever tension was there eases. The music is still playing and the girls make whoo-whoo sounds and start dancing again. I'm thinking ok that is that and I take a couple more sips of my beer but then Gigi again walks over and says "Well don't just sit there you two come and dance!" And I guess I'm not the only drunk one in this room making bad decisions because my girlfriend gets up and both of them pull me by the hands and the cushion drops to the floor.

I'm a terrible dancer and now I'm naked with five fully clothed girls around me so I quickly come up with a plan to solve both problems. I get in behind my girlfriend and put my hands on her hips and she grinds against me as our hips sway in sync with the music. This shields the better part of me but on the other hand it's also giving me a raging hard on. I decide to go with it and I grope her breasts and run my hand between her legs.

This is starting to feel pretty good after all and I'm feeling pretty full of myself for thinking up this plan: I'm dancing with my boner's mostly covered against my girlfriend's ass and my hands are free to roam all over her body. But of course this is not enough for Gigi. She's clearly drunk herself and she comes up behind me and pulls me away from my girlfriend: "Other people want a turn too!" Only a couple of the girls cheer her on but that's enough for her. I turn around and she puts her hands on my shoulders and we dance face to face. Not sure what to do I put my hands on a safe spot on her hips but her head is down and she's staring at my erection. Her hands go down and soon she's holding my dick.

My girlfriend's still right there so I turn to her to see what's her take on this whole situation. "When you've had enough, I'm the one who gets to fuck you" she says and she gives my ass a squeeze and takes a step back. The other girls took this as a green light and a couple of them got close and took their turn dancing with me.

As I said I'm not much of a dancer so in this case dancing really meant swaying my hips like an awkward white guy. The first girl who came forward was a friend of Gigi's that I'd never met before. She wasn't much of a dancer herself and basically her idea of dancing was to not even try to follow the music and just bend over and grind her ass against my junk. Trying to get out of that bad situation I turned toward one of the girls that I knew, the married one who hadn't had sex in a year. To my surprise she got really into it and was a really good dancer. She wasn't shy at all and grabbed my cock and slowly rolled it between her open palms while her hips twirled with the music in a very sexy way. We danced like this for a while, her gaze alternating between my eyes and my cock. I'm not sure what turned me on more: her eyes staring into mine or her hands pressing on my hard on. Whatever it was, it felt pretty damn good.

But of course Gigi didn't want to be upstaged like that. She got in behind me and pressed herself against my back. Her hands reached for my cock and for a while I had two pairs of hands stroking me. The other girl gave up and moved back slowly, still dancing that sexy dance. At that point drunk Gigi decided this would be a good time to go down on me. She knelt down and got me in all the way to the back of her throat once or twice before my girlfriend decided that was enough and stepped in.

She took my hand and dragged me to our bedroom. She pushed me to the bed and slammed the door shut. Hers was a strange mix of anger and arousal. She quickly dropped her pants and panties to the floor, climbed on the bed and straddled me. She was very wet and easily slipped me inside her and ground me hard cowgirl-style until I came. She then used her hands to milk the last few drops out of me and lied down. I fell asleep in the bed with her to the sound of the music still playing in the next room.

There was surprisingly little aftermath of that evening on the next morning. Few words were said, only one or two jibes that didn't get any reaction, and nobody broached the subject after that. We spent another hot afternoon by the lake and by dinner time the wine was flowing freely again and everything was forgotten. I ended up staying with the girls at the cottage for the rest of the week. And, in what was definitely not my finest hour, I did end up fucking Gigi a couple of days later. That was really, most definitely not my finest hour, and thankfully my girlfriend never found out, but I feel the story wouldn't be complete if I didn't mention it.