OK Cupid, harder! [M/F] | 2016

So I'm on OK Cupid (the online dating site) minding my own business. I'm a 57 year old guy and suddenly I get a message from TinaXXX (names have been changed to protect the dogs). She is a 20 something woman I had never interacted with before. Below is the exact exchange that happened on an early Saturday morning. I left in the typos and in some cases the entries are out of order because we were dealing with, ah, special touch typing issues.

Enjoy

TinaXXX: Hey ??

Igor: Hello

TinaXXX: How are you

Igor: What can I do for you?

TinaXXX: Am I bothering you

Igor: I'm great now that I got a message from you.

TinaXXX: Haha good

Igor: You say you're looking for everyone from ages 23 - 32, why me?

Igor: I'm not complaining!

TinaXXX: Because I'm a horny person and have a thing for talking dirty with older men to be honest

Igor: Well, I'm a writer and I love writing long sexy stories to women.

TinaXXX: Was that too forward? Haha

Igor: Well, you could give an old man a heart attack but I'm doing OK :-)

TinaXXX: Oh no. Please no heart attack!

TinaXXX: I just would appreciate you helping me cum

Igor: I'm here to help! Do you want to talk on the phone or can I just type in something here?

TinaXXX: We can talk in here if you don't mind! I promise I am who I say I am haha I'm just so horny

Igor: 24 years old! You are a very naughty girl!

TinaXXX: What can I say? Haha

TinaXXX: Im already wet at the thought of this

Igor: I think your problem is that you should have been spanked more often as a young girl.

Igor: I think you should be put over my knee and be given a good spanking.

TinaXXX: I think you're right ?? spank me nice and hard, I need to be punished

Igor: First you have to take off your pajamas and panties, RIGHT NOW!

Igor: Then come over here and get on your knees in front of me. I think you need to tell me how sorry you are for being such a bad girl!

Igor: Well? Stop whatever you are doing and talk to me!

TinaXXX: Trust me I already had my panties off. I promise to get right on my knees and put your yummy cock in my mouth to show you I can be a good girl ??

Igor: Now you being very bad but you are trying to be better. Sucking me is a good start.

TinaXXX: I'll start nice and slow getting every inch of your cock nice and wet while I play with your balls

Igor: OK that does feel very good. You must be a VERY bad girl to be so good at this. Oh you are sooo bad!

TinaXXX: I want you to hold my head and fuck my mouth. I want you cum shooting down my throat while you shove your cock down it

Igor: Your hair feels very soft in my hands and I hold you to guide you. Ohhh, you are good, so good.

Igor: God, I think I might loose control, I don't want to make you gag or hurt you.

TinaXXX: You won't, I promise. I would love for you to treat me like a little slur

TinaXXX: Slut

Igor: From bad girl to slut, not a great leap.

Igor: Oh your mouth and throat just take it so easily!

TinaXXX: Well what kind of leap do you want?

Igor: Not a leap, just lay down on the floor so I can taste your pussy

Igor: I need to practice, do you mind?

Igor: I lick up your inner thigh until I reach your lips and gently I chew on them while I finger your hole and finger your cllit

TinaXXX: Not at all. I love a good pussy licking

Igor: While I'm tonging you and fucking you with three fingers I take my other hand and start massaging you asshole, pumping my fingers in and out.

Igor: Now it is your turn to grab my head and guide you, I don't mind the pain makes me very hard.

TinaXXX: I grab your head and start grinding my pussy on your tongue moaning louder and louder

Igor: While I'm eating you out and stroke myself and jamming my tongue deeper into you.

Igor: I take both my hands and grab your ass checks to get a better grip

TinaXXX: I turn you over and sit my pussy right on your face, rocking back and forth while I suck your fingers and spread my ass apart and beg you to finger my ass while I

cum all over your face

Igor: Then holding onto you I lift you up as I lay on my back on the floor. You see my hard cock and can think of only one thing . . .

TinaXXX: I need your cock in my fucking pussy

Igor: Yessss, You sit on my cock and I slide into your cunt like a hand in a glove.

Igor: We are in perfect harmony as I pump into you and you ride up and down.

TinaXXX: I slowly go up and down, getting the feel of your hard cock in my pussy. I look you right in the eyes and start moving faster and letting your cock go deep in my

pussy

Igor: Your eyes burn, we lock together and we both move faster and faster.

Igor: I'm losing control, I grunt

TinaXXX: I beg you to fuck me harder and harder

Igor: And I beg you to squeeze me inside you and you do. But still I don't cum!

TinaXXX: Fill my pussy up with your hot cum

Igor: Then I remember, you're a very bad girl so I start slapping you ass and as I slap harder you scream and then I scream as I pump my hot load into you. GOD IT'S SO

GOOD!

Igor: I push you onto the floor on your back and drive into you even more!

TinaXXX: I bounce on your cock while I play with my clit

Igor: God, your flesh is so hot!

TinaXXX: Mmmm your cock feels amazing in my pussy

Igor: I only can see your eyes as I drive harder into you, pinning you to the floor as I pump the last of my first load into you!

TinaXXX: Bend me over baby. Fuck me more and shove your fingers in my ass and really hear me scream

Igor: I don't go limp, still hard I ride you like the dog that I am!

Igor: Now I am howling at the moon outside the window!

TinaXXX: Fuck yes baby Fuck my tight pussy

Igor: We like a machine, my cock pumping into you without missing a beat. I slip out and as I go to drive back in you move and enter you asshole and slide in

Igor: !It hurts at first but I can't stop myself. Now I'm the bad boy but I can't stop myself!

TinaXXX: My pussy is dripping as you fuck my ass nice and deep. I slip my fingers in my pussy and start fucking myself with the same rythm

TinaXXX: I'm your little slut, you can fuck my ass all you want. I know you'll love it

Igor: Your ass is so tight that I can't control myself, This is the best fucking I've ever had!

Igor: Now I rise up, but still inside you and ram my cock into you ass with all my strength!

TinaXXX: I slam my ass hard against your cock making sure you fill me up with your hard cock.

TinaXXX: I tell you how much I love your cock

Igor: And I tell you how much I love you pussy and ass.

TinaXXX: Fuck you're amazing

Igor: Now I'm not being gentle or loving, just pounding you, grunting like a wolf mating with his bitch!

Igor: Now I'm cumming and I pull out and cum on your ass over and over again!

TinaXXX: I want you shoving my face in the bed with my ass in the air while you pound my asshole and tell me how much of a whore I am

Igor: Bitch get up on the bed! I'm not done with your pussy or ass!

Igor: The white sheets are cool against our hot bodies. With your face down in the pillows I ram into your pussy again, still hard.

Igor: Now that I've cum a couple of times my hard cock will take forever to spew again. I settle into a rhythm almost like one of those fuck machines.

TinaXXX: I love that you can fuck like a mad man

TinaXXX: I want as many loads of yours in my pussy as I can

Igor: Now we are both loosing are last bit of control. I grab your shoulders and push you down and just keep fucking.

Igor: I'm sorry, I have to stop while I stroke myself, do you mind?

Igor: god you at the best woman!

TinaXXX: I'm fucking my dildo right now just the way I wish j was right now

Igor: god I want to cum but I have to keep typing, keep telling you what I'm doing. God it feels so good!!

TinaXXX: I lay you down and straddle your cock and lean back so you can see your cock go in and out of my pussy

Igor: It's so good to see it, to feel it, to smell the funk of our fucking!

TinaXXX: I want to see your face as you bust your second load in my pussy

Igor: I reach up and grab you back and pull you down close to me and look you in the eye as I start to buck from the cumming!

TinaXXX: Cum in my baby fill my pussy up and then I want you to lick your cum out of me

Igor: I'm sorry but I jerking and having trouble cumming

Igor: Ohhh, finally!

Igor: Thank you! but now I bend down and return my face to you pussy and lick out all my cum from your pussy. I move up and kiss you and we both swallow my cum as we

collapse on the floor.

Igor: I reach up and pull the blanket from the bed and cover us both.

Igor: I'm limp all over as I hold you close

Igor: God, we are covered in sweat and cum.

Igor: You are the best!

Igor: I hate to tell you this but I have to go to bed and get some sleep!

Igor: Thank you for the best sex I've had in years! You are a Goddess!