Don't just stand there, bust a nut | 2016

Young MC inspired me to write a song about a guy with no game (very autobiographical). Then he eventually learns to get laid because he relaxes and stops taking himself too seriously.

This here's a story for all the playuhs

Tryin to be fly so the girls will lay us

Get shot down cause you tried to kiss her

She rejected you and now you miss her

Okay buddy head out to study

You’re clay in her hands just like putty

That chick walks by you wish you could phone her

But you're sitting on the chair cuz you got a boner

Next night's game high class dame

You give the eyes but she knows you’re lame

Team wins the game she starts to preen

You got so much wood she unzips your jeans

She starts flirtin guys start hurtin

Sits down on your cock and then she starts squirtin

Says she wants to grab your butt she’s a big slut

So come on dude and just bust a nut

She wants it

You’ve got it

She wants it

Baby you’ve got it

Just bust a nut

She wants it

You’ve got it

She wants it

Baby you’ve got it

Just bust a nut

You're in bad condition and your wishin

That you could stop your nocturnal emissions

Tryin to get some pussy just for fun

You’re alone with your hand when you cum

Stuck alone with your wang and yourself

And you’re not sure if you should hang yourself

But you’ve got a chance unless you’re mentally sick

Cuz every ugly girl needs to get some dick

The party’s rockin, you’ve got your cock and

Fatty couldn’t care less about all your mockin

Bedroom is dark take off her thong

Then ya got a naked woman and it’s your favorite song

She's wearing nuthin, she likes it rough and

“Come on my ass you big stud muffin”

Ten minutes of doggy and splooge on her butt

And what comes next hey bust a nut

She wants it

You’ve got it

She wants it

Baby you’ve got it

Just bust a nut

She wants it You’ve got it

She wants it

Baby you’ve got it

Just bust a nut

In this hood ladies look good

Guys roam their hands and then they get wood

Whisper in her ear hope for some titty

Try to get with her and alone in the city

Girls are moanin when theyre bonin

They want a man whose manly like Conan

Got no game and can’t make her cum

Then you got no woman and then you feel dumb

She’s got her clitoris, sings a chorus

Lookin for men who don’t fucking bore us

They're lyin on the bed hoping for a nice tush

So a real man will eat their wet bush

So on your knees you’re lickin then you’re stickin

Every time she cums she loves your big dick and

A girl says hi at Pizza Hut

So smile back and bust a nut

She wants it

You’ve got it

She wants it

Baby you’ve got it

Just bust a nut

She wants it

You’ve got it

She wants it

Baby you’ve got it

Just bust a nut

Your best friend Ted has a brother named Fred

In three hours he hopes to get head

He's hopin you’ll get to party on his dad’s boat

And then you’ll get to fuck his sister’s throat

You say cool, she’s got some grool

But you stop on the way just to play pool

Empties your sack as if she’s Saint Nick

Handles your balls sucks on your cue stick

So you start hummin then you start cummin

Her sister pouts and now she’s bummin

She thinks you’re hot and that you’re the shit

So she decides to play with her clit

Boat is rockin she’s on your jock and

Look at the girls and they love your cock and

You’re glad you’re no longer in a rut

Now you know what to do so bust a nut

She wants it

You’ve got it

She wants it

Baby you’ve got it

Just bust a nut

She wants it

You’ve got it

She wants it

Baby you’ve got it

Just bust a nut