Our First (and Second) Swinging Experience: The Setting, The Drugs, The Craziness | 2016

WARNING Wall of text incoming. Should you be a victim of quick onset boredism, impatient fucker syndrome, don't like explicit sex details, rampant drug use, or sacrificing small cats to the good Lord or just a general fuck without the gift of patients just fast forward to the TL;DR (which means Thanks Lucifer; (understood -Your) Darling Reddit for the Fundies.

Charaxter Me: M 25 Gf: O 21 Other guy: N 31 Other girl: J 34

So last night was an all night MFM threesome which may have been one of the best sexual encounters of my life. To get some back story into this, and why I am surprised, we must go back a whole year ago. okay, like 30 days.

My Gf and I have been together 8 months at this point. We are EXTREMELY compatible (like freakishly so) and both very open minded and willing to try most things in the bedroom once. We wanted to find another woman for a threesome. I had a MFF with my ex and her best friend twice many moons ago, but she has never been with a woman but fancies herself as curious. But, after a little sexuality enhancing substances and reading stories on GWS we decided it would only be fair to try another guy as well. I enjoy getting rimmed and prostate massaged, so I'm not an uber super made up masculine I don't even use a door a queer faggit used southerner. We then had the epiphany: why not a guy and girl at the same (Damn) time? Two birds with one vagina and dick, or something like that. So the hunt began. So we began were all young professionals and adults find people for safe and totally anonymous sex (as well as vehicles, electronics, puppies, and handjo...I mean "massages" for sale (or donation/gas money).

Post has been up a few days. Garnish a good bit of attention. We are young, fairly attractive (especially the Gf), decent shape, and have party favors. The replies we got were either fake, fat, fuckheads, and freakishly old and fat couples or some combination of the two. Finally, we found a couple. While older they didn't look or act old. More like upper twenties at most. Did the same stuff (guy was actually a low time supplier which had constant access to very good stuff) as us. Decent looking, and both very active in the swinging lifestyle. Seemed like good enough teachers and chill people for a no pressure first time, will respect all boundaries, and wanted to show us a good time.

The guy was 31, decent shape 5'10ish, 8 cut, very laid back, relaxed, and non threatening which was interesting given his profession. While younger, our physical height and weight were similar. While he was bigger than me in the man meat department (I'm the average 6) I knew how to fuck my girl. And good. So at that moment jealously wasn't in my mind.

The girl was 34, 5'4, bi curious, Brown hair, has 4 kids and her boobs look like deflated balloons. But besides that she was fairly attractive. My Gf is a perfect 21 yo, 115 lbs, 5'0.5", perky 36c, fairly flat stomach, and an ass that when bent over would make every no-fapper (I can't get laid with my fedora and neckbeard so why even tease myself) everywhere relapse.

So one afternoon, to speed this up, we invite them over. They come over late that night around 12-1. We been doing coke for a few hours and my gf had a little panic attack during the comedown. She wasn't in the mood for any of this crap, but they were just coming to hang out and bring her a xanax to help. No expectations.

She took xanax. Felt better. Then came the Tina. Which is great for coke comedowns btw. Go from great for 20 minutes. To now I need another line/bump/shot. And another. And another. Yeah....I'm gonna need another. Ohhhh fuck my last one:(((((. Ahh I want more...

10 minutes later

Fuck cocaine. Fuck cocaine in its porcelain white cracker numbing asshole. I'm never touching this Shit again. Well, maybe birthdays, holidays, vacations, casino trips, guys nights out, especially boring church services. But besides that nosiree!

Then comes clear. Wait one line has me going and feeling great for hours? Comedown while long doesn't send you to the deepest reaches of Satan's ass when the pre colonoscopy drink just started working. Caught me Sook, Hine, Linked or something like that.

But always read the fine print. What does It say concerning Methamphetamine. <s>MAY</s> WILL cause you to have a sexual desire, stamina, and control as a drunken Genghis Khan (Redundant?). Especially when IVed, which is how everyone but N indulged. The rush was very intense, even more intense was the pure uncontrollable almost animal like desire to fuck everything in the room. Couch and cat included.

LOL. Jk. You can't be sexually attracted to inanimate objects unless you are those perv-beards at /r/cummingonfigurines

Anyway. Time to fast forward. they chilled at the house for nearly 12 hours. We did a lot of crank during this time. After both of us missing meth shots a days prior the risk of injected a dirty caustic drug in felt pretty high. Luckily J does this shit every. single. Day. Idk how. After being up for over 24 hours after your last dose (depends on amount and roa). You get amazing euphoric rushes because it floods every part of your brain with dopamine. The amount of dopamine available is lessened, damping the euphoria. . J gives my Gf s courset to wear. I only been mentioning how I love them and no ex ever got em for me. #firstworldpropblems. It's black. She is wearing matching matching black silk panties. She looks sexy as hell. While I was laying down on the bed next to n, O climbs on me her pussy straddling my dick like a cowboy riding a horse. Like wise J goes and start sucking N off. After a few minutes N and I switched places so we're lying on our back in the bed. N climbed on B and placed his mouth on her now nervous pussy. I felt her hot moist breath on my dick. I look at my Gf, she looks back of me. Here we go, I mouthed to her.

And just like that, they dived in

Part 2 coming soon