The Golf Course BJ [M/F] | 2016

So I am a regular user with online dating sites such as Plenty of Fish and OKCupid. The problem is my area of the world is very, very weak in "talent" so I have to set my standards a little lower than most others that live in large cities. I saw this girl on PoF and thought she looked attractive enough. 8 years younger than me, decent body, pretty face, dark hair... had a 2 year old son at the time. I sent her a message and immediately got a response, sent a few messages back and forth in a span of 20 minutes to which I got "are you available tonight?"

I put some smell good on, picked her up from her house and took her to the local celtic bar. I drank, she just talked, and 10 minutes in the conversation was already getting spicy for a first date. Although she reiterated to me 1000 times "I don't have sex on the first date". Sure. We went from asking about each other's family to DP's and anal fantasies. I picked up the tab and we took a stroll around town. She asked "do you think I smell nice?", grabbed my head and shoved me immediately into her breasts. I knew from that point this night was going to be strange. We stopped at a playground (because she said she was scared of slides), made out a little in the dark, she gives me a few tugs under my pants and decided it was time to seal the deal.

On the way home, she told me "bad news, I'm on the rag... would you fuck me in the ass instead?". About a mile from my apartment I started thinking... do I really want this psycho to know where I live? What if this doesn't work out? So I stopped at a local golf course I play out at that's close to her home saying that I just thought this would be "kinkier". Without any lube, the anal was going to be a no go... so she just gave me a blowjob on the ninth hole instead. And my God, this chick was a pro. Swallowed too. Afterwards, I bought her new clothes from Wal-Mart so she wouldn't walk back into her parents house smelling like semen. I proceeded to never talk to this chick again.

Flash forward to today... I now see her on OKCupid... and she's expecting twins in May. 0_o