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A much more mild story about my farting fetish [22m] | 2016

Like I said in the story where my sister smelled my fart, I like to wear dirty old white tighties that've saved up my odors for months and months until people start to notice, and then I clean them. But I didn't tell you guys what I do the night before I clean them.

I have no idea where this came from, I never had a sexual experience with poop or diapers or whatever when I was younger. I've just always been this way, I just always like the rectal smell so much it arouses me.

I will never shart or intentionally take a shit into my underpants, mostly because I know people will notice very quickly if I do. I'm not ashamed of myself but I do want to be careful and not get caught. Nobody but maybe people on this subreddit likes this sort of thing usually.

But that's not to say that my white tighties don't turn brown and sometimes green after a while, and they're permanently damp. The center of the material right over my anus usually turns black after a couple weeks if not sooner. I never touch this part but I do let myself smell it when I get undressed for a shower. I do take showers but I never wash my ass, I'm very careful about this. I've never had any medical problems because of this.

Farting is my favorite thing because you can do it and fart on your hand to get a potent whiff of the smell in a moment's notice. It's not quite socially acceptable to smell your farts of course, but it's not the end of the world if you get caught. Thus I'll step aside a little and stick my hand down my pants to catch a fart, and then come back smelling my fingers, but people would never know why. I don't care about this too much, it wouldn't be awful if someone caught me, I'd just be an "average guy".

I told you I have a big dick. It starts to smell like shit too when I don't wash it for a while. I'm not sexually active so it's never been an issue, but I'd love for a girl to suck the fart off my dick. Not clean to the point where it doesn't smell, but enough where she has tasted it and knows what it is. I don't know if she will like it or not.

The night before I wash my tighty whities they are usually soaking wet, and that's when I take them off and wrap them around my smelly cock and jerk off. Jacking my dick with my fart juice is the highlight of my month. This is a new routine and I'm very happy to have found it. If you want to know about the smell and how it mixes with cum I'll include that in my next story.