I worked as a Bouncer for 10+ years. One of my wildest nights [M/F/F] | 2016

It was pretty rare that we had to use force to remove someone or break up a fight at the bar I was working at; our patrons were mostly late 20's and up and middle class. Maybe it was because of the lunar calendar or something but like clockwork, once a month we would have to get a little physical with someone.

One night towards closing I have a guy wrapped up in my arms and I’m pulling him out of the bar. Once we get outside I do as I always instruct my bouncers to do and push him away from me as I let him go. (When you're holding someone in a bear-hug like grip, you shouldn't just release your grip because it leaves you wide open for a quick sucker punch. Pushing him away gives you space to defend yourself if needed.) Just as I'm dispensing this guy to the sidewalk these two woman walk up to enter the bar. I motion to them to stand aside as the drunk idiot is now yelling and making a scene letting us all know how tough he is, how stupid we are, how he isn’t afraid of us, all while taking small steps away from the door and getting louder and more boisterous with the further he gets. As always I remain stone faced and oblivious to anything he says. In my eyes the problem is out of the bar and leaving. My job with him is finished.

I look back to the two women and immediately notice that one of them is now checking me out. She is a tall and curvy blonde dressed in figure hugging clothes showing ample cleavage. Her friend seems indifferent about the events that just unfolded; she is a shorter brunette, also curvy but dressed conservative. Although it’s evident that both of these women are in their early 30's, I ask them each for their identification. I wanted to confirm if my instincts are correct and blonde is indeed checking me out.

"Sorry about the wait ladies." I say to them.

Blonde replies, "Its ok, does that happen often here?"

"No, it’s not common here, but that's why they keep me around" As I say this blonde is handing me her ID, looks up and gives me a wink and a smile. Suspicions confirmed she is interested. The shitty part about trying to hook up while working as a bouncer is you are usually at the door and can't leave it. She may be giving you the "fuck me now" look but once she walks into the bar she has a sea of men ready to try and coax her panties off. I did have one thing going for me; I was the Lead Doorman of a crew of about 8 guys. Typically I would just make the guy closest to where she is at switch with me so I can get another chance for more flirting. This night however was very busy, and it was already the busiest time of the night for me, a half hour before closing, so I just stayed at my spot at the door and tried not to dwell on what is probably going to be a missed opportunity.

Fast forward to the end of the night and we have already closed and cleared out the bar. The only thing left for me to do is lock the front roll up door, have a beer and bullshit with the rest of the staff about the now completed shift. As I walk out front I notice Blonde and Brunette sitting in front of the bar alone. It's well past closing and nobody else is around. I tell my coworkers to lock me out and they all start to laugh knowing that these two curvy women are just my type. As I approach them their faces light up a little. They have had a few drinks since our first interaction and its showing.

"What are you two trouble makers doing out here?" I flash them a stern glare and they both begin to giggle a little.

"We're waiting for my brother to come pick us up. He's at the bar down the street and on his way." says brunette.

"Are you here to protect us?" says Blonde. It's a winter night in Southern CA, so it's by no means cold, but the air is chilly. The street is empty. Most of the neighboring bars are already locked up and the parking lots have cleared out.

"Well I'll hang out with your ladies for a while." I take off my jacket and hand it to them. They squeeze together to drape it over their shoulders. I'm mostly making small talk with Blonde as Brunette is texting and calling her brother to find out when he is coming for them. About 10 minutes passes and still no word from the brother. The bar they say he is at is very close by and I know that based on what time it is there is no way the brother is still there. "I'm all done for the night and I’m parked right here. I can give you a ride."

Blonde immediately thinks this is a great idea but Brunette is still certain her brother is coming for them. After me explaining once more that it been at least 40 minutes since has been at that bar even if he was the last person to leave it and cold air taking over her she is convinced and decides to take up my offer.

We get into my car and Blonde takes the front seat next to me. Her flirting has stepped up quite a bit. She starts to rub her hands on my thighs telling me she needs to warm them up. As we start to leave Brunette exclaims that she really needs to stop somewhere to piss. Right down the street there is a 24 hour diner so I tell her I'll stop there for her.

As soon as Brunette steps out of the car blonde and I are all over each other. I specifically chose a dark spot in the parking lot and with my windows tinted we pretty much have total privacy. Her kisses are deep and passionate and her hand immediately moves to rubbing my cock through my jeans. I go right to my favorite part, her big firm natural tits. In one quick motion I pull the front of her shirt down a slide my hand into her bra fully exposing her right breast. I move my head down and start to suck her erect nipple as she starts to moan in pleasure. I take time on each nipple as my hands work their way to her waist. She stops me as I try to undue her pants. Her hand is still in my crotch as if she is trying to dig through the material of my jeans to get to my cock. I pull back and undo my pants. She immediately reaches into my underwear and starts stroking my cock. We don't know how long her friend is going to be gone so we are both on the look out to see when she is coming back. I tell her that I can see the exit from where I’m sitting. I'll know when Brunette walks out of the diner. With that knowledge she pulls my cock out of my pants, leans all the way in and starts sucking my cock. I reach across her back to her ass and that her pants are loose enough for me to slide my hand behind her. I reach in all to her pussy to discover her panties are soaking wet. She lets out a load moan as my finger slides between her drenched labia. I slide my finger inside her and her whole body quivers. I keep my finger still and she proceeds with deep throating my cock after a few times up and down I go back to fingering her and she again moans in ecstasy. We continue like this for a couple of minutes until I see Brunette walk out the door. We both put our clothes together but if the completely fogged up windows weren't enough her hair and makeup are also a dead giveaway that we had been busy.

Once brunette is in the car it's back to small talk among the 3 of us. Of course they lived in the opposite direction from me, but I didn't care. This was about to be a very good night. We get to Blonde's house and it's on a quiet suburban street. There are a couple of cars in the driveway that she says are her roommates' but she tells me to pull in behind them. When the car stops Brunette gets out but Blonde turns to me and says, "No, You've gotten all you get for tonight" as she leans in to kiss me. I'm instantly confused, this seemed like sure thing 10 minutes ago. Repeats that she isn't going to invite me in and gives me her phone number. I can't stop saying "WHAT THE FUCK!" to myself as the two of them walk into the house and I drive away.

I get a couple of minutes down the road when I start hearing an unfamiliar ring in my car. There is a cell phone on the passenger seat that isn't mine. I answer and it is Blonde. She is so happy I have her phone and I let her know I’m still close by so I’ll turn around and drop it off. Yippee, another chance.

When I get there I park in an adjacent alley. I'm thinking this time I'm getting invited in and I don't want to block a roommates' car. I knock on the door and it's Brunette that answers. She has changed into her sleep clothes, a low cut silk tank and some small shorts. Her large breasts are immediately evident as they are barely being covered by her top. She tells me Blonde has already gone to bed, but she is very happy to have her phone back. Things get awkward as I’m there realizing I struck out with Blonde for tonight. Brunette has now stepped out onto the porch and is thanking me for being such a nice guy.

“It’s no problem really. I couldn’t leave you two stranded there. I have to admit, I’m having a real hard time not staring at those.” I break eye contact and point with my eyes directly at her large breasts with rock hard nipples sticking up from under her shirt.

“Oh you’re a sweetie, you can look.” I take this as my call to action. Feeling bold I slide my hand right into the front of her shirt and pull the strap off her shoulder. I then move my hand back to her nipple and give it a light squeeze. We both step towards each other in a tight embrace. She is kissing my neck and moaning as I continue to squeeze and rub her nipple. Her small shorts offer little resistance as my hand slides down and grab her ass. Her hands go right to my jeans and pull my cock out, bends down in front of me and starts sucking my cock right there on Blonde’s porch. Now I love blowjobs as much as the next guy, but my cock wants some pussy. I pull her up spin her around so her ass is right against my cock. As I pull her shorts down she takes the cue and does a deep bend so I can slide my cock into her. Her warm wet pussy felt amazing and I started to feel close to cumming. At that moment she realizes a little what she is doing and pulls away from me. “We need a condom” she says.

“There is one in my car.” I pull my pants up as we walk to my car parked in the adjacent alley. It’s a matter of seconds before I have the condom on and have her bent over the hood fucking her hard from behind. It doesn’t take long for her to cum and I feel her pussy clamp down on my cock. I let loose my load and it feels like all the energy pulled out of me.

Brunette spins around, kisses me one last time and says, “I won’t tell her about this. She really likes you”.