Giant Penis at Disney World | 2016

Last year, my boyfriend invited me to vacation with his family at Disney World. We were both 22 and fresh out of college. This was my first time meeting his family. It was also my first encounter with his brother's giant penis. I first became aware of it inside an elevator at the hotel. He was standing behind me when a group of people walk in and forced me to make room. By accident, my ass bumps into his penis as I'm moving back. This has happened to me before but it's the first time I felt a very long penis. I was shocked but I didn't want to think about it because he's my boyfriend's brother and also because he was a high school graduate for only 3 days. This trip was literally his graduation gift. However, my efforts seemed futile because I crossed paths with his giant penis in the nighttime when I was relaxing at the pool by myself.

He shows up out of nowhere and says to me, "can I join you?"

And I say, "yeah... I guess."

He then takes off ALL of his clothes and jumps into the pool. I was appalled. How can he get naked in front of me, and most importantly, why is his penis enormous? My boyfriend was average at best, but his brother has a certified 12 inch penis. Even worse, he's super skinny with no ass. That makes his penis look even longer and fatter. The image of him getting naked was frozen in my mind as he swam. I couldn't believe how normal he was acting. Did he really think getting naked in front of me was no big deal? Those thoughts raced through my mind when he stopped swimming and started talking to me. At that point I couldn't handle the craziness anymore, so I got out of the pool and went straight to the hotel room I shared with my boyfriend.

As soon as I walk in, he says to me, "what's wrong?"

I couldn't lie. I had to tell him what happened. And his response was to laugh. He said his brother had a history of getting naked in front of girls. He had been doing it since middle school. My boyfriend then said that ignoring his brother was the best solution. Reacting to his shenanigans would only feed him more. I took his advice and the rest of the trip had no incidents.

7 months later, my boyfriend and I break up. We stopped connecting after college. Adult life took us in different directions. But when Valentines Day rolled around, I got sad and missed him a lot. My friends felt that the best way to cheer me up was by taking me to a nightclub. And guess who I run into at the nightclub? My now ex-boyfriend's brother a/k/a Mr. Giant Penis. He talks to me and then drags me into the dance floor. As expected, all he did was grind his giant penis on my body. But this time I didn't care. I loved every minute of it and when the time was right, we rushed to the first available restroom stall and have sex. His penis was too big and his techniques were too aggressive but I enjoyed the sex. He hit the right spots. However, I have avoided coming back for more. Mr. Giant Penis is a lot like Disney World. The rides are fun but the long lines and constant walking tarnish the experience.