Farm MILF | 2016

The most incredible thing happened to me & I had to get it down on (digital) paper. Thought I might as well brag/share it while doing so.

OK, backstory: I am a 25 year old farm intern guy living in the midwest. I am dating a 21 year old girl who lives on the coast and we have not physically seen each other for 6 months.

Alright, anyway, today we set up our stand at a farmers market in a different county for a special event. I had no idea where we were, but I'm not too familiar with the state as a whole anyway.

During the market, I tend to daze off and stare at the pretty girls because I haven't gotten a lick of action since seeing my girlfriend over 6 months ago.

Well this time, I locked eyes with the most beautiful women I had ever seen. She was conventionally pretty, but a bit more thick/muscular from what I imagine to be manual rural work (it was a farming/agriculture community).

I always make a point to smile/nod to ever customer, but I think when looking at her I accidentally let my mouth go agape and looked like a zombie moron. She locked eyes with me, smiled, and approached our tent.

Gulp

After some small talk, and her telling me how interested she was in sustainable agriculture, I asked her if there was any way I could help her.

She said, "Wow, you're carrots sure are small."

AND FOR SOME DUMB REASON, I respond with: "I swear this has never happened to me before..." deadpan.

Luckily, she thought it was the funniest thing she had ever heard and then proceeded to say "I wish I could say the same for my husband!"

Oh man...so she kept flashing me smiles and batting her eyes at me during the transaction while I thought dirty thoughts, but I thought I was just imagining it like every other week.

I couldn't stop thinking about her after that and went into autopilot.

She had to be about 45-47 years old, if not older, but that didn't matter to me.

My current girlfriend is very young, and there are both mental & physical things I feel that I am missing out on due to this. I imagined the deep conversations this woman and I could have. I imagined all of the techniques she had learned through the years, and how she probably knew exactly what she wanted and would be confident enough to tell me exactly what she wanted done to her.

Oh god, what a fantasy. I've never had to hide an erection at market due to my fantasizing before, but this was making me hot. It had just been way too long.

Anyway, my fantasy of the woman coming back and asking me to take her on the produce table never happened and we began to pack up the truck.

I had brought my bike and planned on doing the 35+ miles back to our farm while the others drove the truck back.

Unfortunately, a couple miles into my ride, I had no idea where the fuck I was. I am a moron and didn't think about how my phone's GPS would have no service in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Goddamnit.

So I biked around in circles for awhile trying to make sense of the country road signs. Nope.

I pulled over at an intersection and held my phone high in the air. Nope. I waved down a car and asked them for help, but they were elderly and made me more confused than before and I just feigned thanks and pretended to bike away confidently.

At the next intersection, I tried again to wait for a car to ask for help. A car didn't show for 15 minutes, but then a black SUV pulled up beside me and I waved them down.

The woman. Oh my god. My fantasy girl. Play it cool...

She was more excited to see me than she should've been, and I told her how I was trying to do a long bike home but didn't even know which direction to head. She got excited and told me she was headed toward my home to go to the Grocery Co-op and could bring me about halfway home. Perfect!

I was extremely giddy but also nervous so I talked really fast like an idiot. Fortunately, she laughed at everything I said.

She said she had to stop at home to get more cash, and asked if that was fine. I said yeah, whatever, I'm in no rush.

When we got to her home, she invited me inside to wait while she grabbed her stuff. I awkwardly sat in her kitchen, looking at pictures of her family, her husband and grown kids, and her cool rustic art. It was a country home/farm so we had something in common to talk about.

When she came back out to the kitchen she asked if I was hungry, and that she could quick whip us something for us to eat. She joked about using my tiny carrots. I then said something along the lines of, "It's not the size of the carrots, it's how you use them."

I've never seen anyone laugh so hard.

She grabbed my arm hard and laughed/snorted for awhile. She looked beautiful and her whole body shook when she laughed. It was so sexy, I had never been with a big breasted woman and she looked so fit despite having some girth. She also radiated confidence, but it didn't make me intimidated because I knew she thought I was funny.

Anyway, I accepted the invite to eat some dinner, and while she cooked I asked her where her husband was. Apparently he was on vacation, but she didn't like about him. She said they were going through some stuff.

I didn't mention my girlfriend. I felt deceitful, but I was still playing the fantasy at the market over in my head.

As I sat at the bar at the kitchen, I looked down her loose-fitting shirt as she cut up the veggies with speed and power. I thought I could see her entire breasts, but I wasn't sure because it was dark, and I again thought I was making stuff up in my mind.

Occasionally she would look up at me and smile. I felt comfortable around her, and I think she liked having me around.

She through some stuff in a pot to let simmer and again asked me if I was in a hurry. I told her I didn't have anything going on until work in 2 days, and she then slowed down and said she would be right back.

She came back in what I assume to be a lingerie top and boy short bottoms.

Gulp

At first she acted like nothing had changed. I had a hard time making small talk or jokes anymore, I was actually getting nervous now. This is what I wanted, but when I was actually presented with it, it was a bit overwhelming. She was bending over, reaching for things, putting on a show without admitting it.

My god. I was hard as a rock.

She invited me to come sit on the couch in the living room while the food cooked, and I accepted.

I asked again when her husband would be back, and she assured me he was on vacation and not to ask about him anymore.

She put in a movie she had rented and said it was scary and was glad she had someone to watch it with. She sat kinda across from me on the L-shaped couch and looked at the television, (intentionally ignoring me I assume)

She then put one leg up on the couch so that I could see up her shorts. Ummm, well I could see everything because she was wearing no underwear.

Oh my fucking god, this cannot be real. I knew she knew that I could see her but she pretended to be interested in the movie. I couldn't tell you what happens at the beginning of that movie if you pay me $100.

Whenever something happened in the movie she jerked or bounced so I could get a better view or have a show. I was loving it, but again, nervous.

She got up to turn off the stove and I watched her walk. I could see the bottom of her butt cheeks as she walked away and they were solid and had a farmer's tan.

When she came back to the couch she said she was hungry. I made a joke about that's why they invented food, and again she laughed a lot but then got serious and asked me what I wanted her to do.

I couldn't hide my boner or my excitement at this point, and I asked her what she wanted to do.

She said, "Absolutely anything."

I dumbly asked, "Do you have a condom?" and then immediately regretted it. I didn't want to go that far, I like my girlfriend too much. But it in the moment, it was hard to resist.

Luckily I was saved & she said she did not.

She then began to unbutton my pants and rub my cock. Oh my god, I felt like I was gonna blow just from a light breeze. I haven't gotten any action in months.

She then pulled it out and teased me, putting her mouth close and then pulling away. Blowing air on it. This was such torture.

I told her I didn't want to go too far because I wanted to respect her and she said she understood. I told her hands were OK but that's it.

She began to stroke me and it was more amazing than any sex I'd ever had, both because it was wrong and because she knew exactly what she was doing.

But all of a sudden, she stopped. She took off her top, flopped out her nice firm breasts, and said, "I can't do this dry, do you mind if I lube it up?"

I agreed, and she said, "this is only to get it wet" and put her mouth around my cock and pretended to wet it, while putting it deep enough to gag herself.

I half-heartedly told her to stop, but couldn't resist. I'd never felt anything like that. My girlfriend can't even fit me in her mouth.

I felt like I was about to cum, but for some reason I didn't. Even though each second felt like a continuous orgasm.

Then, something happened.

She stopped, looked up and smiled at me, and hopped on the couch. She then took off her shorts and looked back at me.

"Put it in."

Put it in? Fuck no I wasn't going to put it in without a condom. I didn't know this woman.

Which is easy to say now. At the time, it was a harder decision, so after minor hesitation, I ran up behind her.

I'm not an aggressive man, but the pent up frustration combined with the hard farm work I had been doing made me into a monster. My newfound strength allowed me to pick this woman up like a rag doll, and I thrust myself into her pretty hard while holding her to a hover.

I expected it to be easy going in, due to her wetness, but it was tighter than anything I'd ever felt, possibly due to my hardness.

She let out the sexiest moan and looked back at me with the most seductive smile while biting her lip. She knew exactly what she was doing.

She kept shouting, "harder, harder" despite me pounding her like a jackhammer. She then was screaming, "I'm going to cum, I'm going to cum" which usually sends me over the deep end and makes me cum, but I held on.

She then got angry and yelled, "you better not fucking cum, I'm almost there" while I amazingly kept hanging on. I felt like a rockstar, because this went on for what felt like 10 more minutes with her quivering feeling like she was borderline cumming.

I finally felt her go stiff and her vagina felt like a vacuum hose around my cock. She yelled, "cum inside of me you stud" Instead of pushing off, I leaned into her nice big round ass, laid on her back, and unleashed inside of her.

Oh my fucking god. I have never felt anything like it ever before. As I relaxed on her back, still inside of her, I started to freak out. I never came inside of anyone before, much less a random woman in the middle of fucking nowhere.

We cuddled for a bit, talking about a few things and how much it meant to her and how it was the best thing that's ever happened to me. She then offered to take a shower with me, and I agreed. As she went to get the shower ready, I went into the bathroom.

I grabbed a pad of paper and a pen and wrote her a note about how this was a dream come true and the greatest thing that has ever happened to me, and thanking her, but that I had to go back to real life.

I put the note on the kitchen counter and while I heard the tub running, ran back through the garage, got my bike out of the back of the SUV, and pedaled like a madman until I got cell reception.

I can't say I regret the experience (yet) but I have no idea how this affects my future. I'm glad it happened because I think it's making me realize I'm too young to settle down and I have too many options available, but I also realize this is definitely the most crazy thing that's ever going to happen to me. Too many thoughts going through my head right now. Jesus.