New Zealand bound with a (F)light attendant after avoiding husband and gay cousin | 2016

Premise: I'm not native, this is my first GWS, and you should skip to the bold part if you don't wanna listen to how crazy things kicked-off that night!

A few months ago I quit my stressful job and went traveling solo for 80 days, across the US, Europe and then back home (Australia/NZ). Best experience of my life, definitely recommended to everyone in their 20s-30s.

Traveling solo is interesting, you can get to meet multiple people, it's quite easy - but you need to introduce yourself and answer the same questions over and over every single day to different people...after a while, I decided to be on my own (which I actually loved), although Tinder and OKC made sure my nights actually had some company (and some really interesting experiences I could share if you like this story).

I always love the US, and being a single Italian guy traveling stopping only a few nights here and there, I had the best time. That said, the best night of my trip was actually in New Zealand..go All Blacks!

I just landed in Auckland (probably second-to-last day of my trip) and an Aussie friend of mine really wanted me to meet up with her best friend Samantha, who lived 20minutes from the city centre. I was tired after my flight (I couldn’t actually wait to go back home to Sydney!) and tried to find some silly excuse, but my friends forced me to go.

Called an UBER and I get to Samantha’s place, in the middle of nowhere. I’ve seen some pictures of her on Facebook, but she actually looks cuter in real life: she's in her late 40's, quite big and chubby, with lots of energy and a beautiful smile. She quickly introduces me to her little nephew, James, and his female roommate, handing me a Bourbon and Coke.

It takes me less than 2 minutes to realize that James, probably in his early 20’s, is gay: he keeps playing on the fact that I'm the Italian stallion and he once banged an Italian straight man who sucked his cock like no one else did in his experience (as if we were all the same)…he gets closer and closer to me, making me feel a little bit uncomfortable! I initially tell him to stay away from me as I love women, but he looks at me with a wink and says we'll see what happens at the end of the night

in the meantime Samantha is absolutely smashed after a few tequilas and starts calling his husband on the phone, begging him to come and pick her up as (literally): I’M HIGH AS FUCK AND I DON'T WANNA CHEAT ON YOU BABY. (holy shit-moment)

Alright, there's two crazy fuckwits/situations I wanna run away from: I message my friend in Australia telling her to fuck off as I don't know how to handle the situation but I eventually decide to deal with it, so I get closer to the other friend, Annie. She tells me she just moved to Auckland as she got a job with Virgin Airlines as a flight assistant: she hasn't drunk much and she's actually quite pretty.

Tiny body, huge breasts and a nice little ass - a redhead, for those who wanna imagine her. She was actually quite similar to this girl She has blue eyes and a beautiful little scar under her eyebrow. Her pierced nose makes me go ballistic, I fucking love it.

We chat for a while, while Sam has definitely passed out and James keeps talking to himself. What a weirdo.

Annie and I are kind of getting closer when I feel something on my leg, and realize the cousin’s hand is on my leg. ’why don't we all go to bed and have a beautiful threesome? I can suck your cock while you suck her clit’...

He's very touchy (and drunk), and very annoying so I decide to play my cards…. I tell James that I'd have the threesome with him and her if he skulls those three tequilas that have been left over for a good 20 minutes.

Whilst I'm crossing my fingers and toes and I’m frightened, he goes for one and loses his balance...I'm definitely worried but still bet on the fact that he can't get to number 3.

Second one goes down and he's pale like a white bear...he takes his cock off and starts stroking it saying 'dude get ready to get this on your ass'....when he finally falls off his chair and runs to the bathroom, puking along the way. Good, ONE LEFT TO TAKE CARE OF! (He then fell asleep in the bathroom)

Annie looks at me and she smiles…she definitely knows where this is going, but she likes to see me playing…

I turn my head to the poor 40yo: she's passed away and I can't wake her up. I look at my beautiful flight assistant and she smiles at me. Being the stupid samaritan c**t that I am, I decide to call her husband, who's furious, asking him to come and pick her up. He shows up after 10minutes, completely drunk and he's so much bigger than me (I'm 6ft5 220lbs) that he looks like Jonah Lomu (RIP).

He starts asking me if I've fucked her, because you know, mate, I'd kill the shit out of you. I try not to lose my patience and explain him I haven't, she passed away before her cousin tried to hit on me...

All of a sudden he actually tries to punch me in the face. He's so drunk (THANK GOD) he doesn't even get to my nose and I'm actually able to freeze him and go on to tell him: 'dude, stop fucking with me, I'm actually trying to get laid with this girl here, so please just walk back home and get the fuck out'.

He laughs at me and hugs me, apologising. He takes his wife calling her a scumbag and he leaves. MINUS TWO!

INTERESTING PART HERE

We're finally alone. I love her beautiful smile, I'm getting her naked with my eyes and I sit next to her, telling her what a night this has been, one of the craziest of my life’ when she interrupts me and whispers something like ‘Are you really gonna try to get laid here’?

I nod and she says…well, I'm actually on my period’.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I almost got punched in the face and used a bold strategy to get rid of a gay-sexual assault and you're on your period???

'That was actually funny to see. And I'll be in Sydney in two weeks anyway’. She tells me. I’m sure being the handsome Italian guy that you are, you’ve had a lot of fun and can wait a few more weeks

HELL NO!!!!

[Now, I had not released any sexual tension for the previous 2 weeks, having been unlucky in my NZ experience and slept in dormitories. I was gonna explode].

I'm absolutely shocked at her last sentence, but a) I'm horny b) she's beautiful so I wanna see where this can take me. I start kissing her beautiful neck and move her hair away, her skin is so smooth I love it.

All of a sudden we're making out and my hands are going everywhere. We're still sitting outside, next to the swimming pool, and I take off her sweater to see that she's actually not wearing any bra. I start sucking on her tits and realize both of her nipples are pierced which go really well with my pierced tongue.

I suck, lick, kiss and BITE those beautiful nipples, she's moaning and loving it and starts kissing my neck. She’s got big breasts and she’s so horny their nipples are giant. I’m loving it and spending a good 15 minutes just on them

All of a sudden she goes down on me and I'm skyrocketing...my cock's hard and she's half-naked, with those beautiful boobs and her jeans still on. That image has always aroused me, I love hot women wearing jeans, what can I do ha!

She's not really good at sucking, unfortunately, admittedly, so I ask her to come back up and kiss me....all of a sudden though, she takes her jeans off and sits on her four legs, looking at the swimmingpool. And tells me Like a dog, babe.

Don’t tell the animal that’s in me twice…I spit on her asshole and start fingering it. Slowly first, as I don’t have much experience, but her moans tell me I’m actually doing a decent job…I also wet my cock and move it up and down close to her ass so she gets more and more excited until I'm actually ready to fuck her in the ass. My second time only.

She's very tight and it takes me a while to enter that beautiful ass, but when I'm in, I take her hips and start pounding her like there's no tomorrow. She's screaming my name to the whole country of New Zealand and she asks me to slap her great ass. I do slap him..once twice multiple times and I’m trying to pound her as deep as possible…

Unfortunately, given my 2-week abstinence, I am ready to come after 3 minutes, and I tell her…again, she wants the Kiwi to know that we’re having sex and screams *COME INSIDE ME YOU BEAUTIFUL C--*-T.

Ok, maybe I’m a little bit too romantic, but that actually turned me off a little bit and couldn't finish lol….

She sees that and takes my cock into her lips and starts giving me the weirdest blow-job I’ve ever had…moving her top and bottom lip unsync’d which eventually ended up in the biggest load of my life. She takes it all in her mouth and whispers to me: my cunt will be waiting for you in Sydney’.

Maybe I’ll just use earplugs.