My First Time with the Girl of my Dreams! M/F | 2016

I was 14 (early grade 9) when I met her, but the good bits didn't take place till we were both 18 in grade 12. We were both in the environment club in order to score resume points in grade 9 with a couple of senior years leading the club. She was/still is drop-dead gorgeous (5'6, long legs, perfectly sculpted round ass, 30D/a little less for everything when we met, but still a knockout) but hid her appearance a bit behind bangs and conservative clothing and loved science, anime, and classical literature, my ultimate dream girl. I am not the most attractive individual but she found me handsome enough otherwise i would not be writing this. Apparently knowing Canterbury tales, the entire periodic table of elements off my heart, and any anime that wasn't naruto, one piece or bleach was enough to get a date, but we kept it slow, it being both of our first attempts at a relationship. for grade 9 we just hung out, went over to each others houses and played video games, did our homework and coordinated our classes, and eventually had our first date 9 months after starting "going out". Everything goes smoothly till our 12th year. there was no one else to join the environment club for the 4 years we have been there and the club needs 5-10 people depending on what student government said. we had 2, so we forged some names, asked some friends to sign and got the club going, but it was just the two of us. we have to this point only kissed each other good night (we were really slow). Keep in mind we have no teacher chaperone as he does not give a flying fuck about the club, it is just his excise to not have to help any other club so he is AWOL at this point.

Anyway, after about 6 months (we are both 18 at this point) of doing nothing during our after school club but hang out and talk bout stuff, she was lying on the desk nearby and gets up suddenly, turns to me and states as bluntly as possible "we have been going out for like 3 1/2 years, so are we ever gonna have sex?"... I am a bit taken aback by this as you would imagine and manage to mutter a basic "I hope so", in which she said we should do it right there and then in the class room.

Now it being nearly 4:00 and nearly nobody left in the school except other clubs it is not like anyone would catch us, but still there is staff and students that maybe nearby for god knows what reason, but being and 18 yo male it was sex so i didn't care, saying "sure why not, so how do we do this thing? all i know bout it is porn cliches and health class" (not smart i know). "well why don't we just try some things and see how it goes?" (cue my head exploding and speaking in gibberish).

We start off with her still lying on top of the desk and we taking off her pants and underwear (which were not anything special as i would soon learn) and looking right at it... the perfect little pink wonder i worshipped my entire adolescence. she now totally red in the face (as was I) said if i didn't do something soon, we would stop. Alarm bells go off in my mind as i quickly start licking and rubbing random parts, and i must have been doing something right as she seemed really into it. que my first attempt at fingering and to my joy hearing a little sloshing sound to which when i made note of it got slapped upside the head jokingly (it still hurt though). She got really into and by the end she was moaning, que her telling me to stop else she would cum (my face absolutely beaming at this point out of pride) and we switch to 69 with me on bottom and her going to town on my funzone. now i am not normally a quickshooter but i was pretty close very quickly, but because of what i was doing before she came first and basically collapsed on top of me (she was not heavy at all but still, kinda disappointing because i was near bout to blow). Que her asking what i want and me immediately blurting out titfuck as soon as the last syllable left her mouth, so she says sure (i think this is when i start crying like a retarded manchild/walrus hybrid) and she ask me to unclip the bra. now a lot of dudes say that shit is like a fucking rubik cube but i found it relatively easy and got it off within maybe 10 secs (give or take, idk adrenaline makes shit seem like it took forever, but she said i did it quite quick). so it begins and idk what heaven is like but goddamnit i hope it was marsh-mellow feelings of titis in it, sweet shit that was amazing, up and down for like a solid 2 more minutes and i was done for the round. she was still a bit winded (or so she said) from her first orgams as well, so we rest there on the cold desk for what seemed like ages.

We then rush to the nearest nice motel and get a room so fast it probably looked like the flash robbed the owner of her keys! We get to the room and the real fun starts. We basically insta-strip except for one sock for me and and her panties wrapped around her ankle (apparently she likes taking her socks off first kinda thing and has a real hatred for foot fetishes, which i don't care about as long as no anal is involved (THATS WHERE THEY POOP FROM)) and we then jump and the bed and bounce around a bit laughing, and then we get really into it. She looks right at me and tells me to be on top (both of us are blushing like mad) so throw on a rubber and crawl on over and i get into position (the hole is a lot lower then you would think, so i miss a bit, mainly because I can't really see it clearly) and I grab her waist and slowly put it in. HOLY CRAP! I have never felt such pleasure and pain at once, pleasure from the obvious, pain from the near RAZOR SHARP TALONS DIGGING INTO MY BARE BACK! Sweet shit that hurt, but apparently it hurts them a shitton (metric, of course) more and it raking the ever living crap outta my back works for you, then sure, whatever, because it felt absolutely amazing, like a wet tube made of awesome, 10/10 would recommend (just not hers specifically). So i am immobile and she is sobbing at this point and me apologizing for like a good few minutes. she later says it doesn't hurt as much (bullshit) and says i can start moving, so as i go, i can barely keep it in so it is super slow (which i guess worked out for her) and i eventually speed up, kissing commences, and then i got off, with her still in pain and looking like she did not want any part of it.

After i finished ( being about 100lbs up on her) and nearly collapsed on her (if i didn't perform that perfect dodge roll in time), she did not look quite as satisfied as she could have been so i ask if she wants me to do anything, right now all she wants is an ice-pack and a shitton of chocolate. so just as i throw on my clothes and leave the place, i am greeted by the super nice motel owner, who looks me over, says "I knew it, i bet she needs some of these" and hands me some M&Ms and some kitkats (we later became very good friends with her) and so i delivered the bounty and saw i think the most adorable crying grateful face i have seen in my life. We then watched the news and weather snuggled up together (her still in a bit of pain even with that ice-pack and chocolates).

EPILOGUE: We are still happily together 7 years (nearly 2 1/2 years after that) and she and i will be married in half a year form now (if all goes well and my mother stops bitching about a july wedding)! I am a business major about to graduate from a four year and she is in neuroscience (go figure). Also she is looking over my shoulder as i type this reminding me of all the fucked up facts i may have glossed over if i wrote it from my own memory, and looking as beautiful as ever (if not more so)!

Tip for first-time dudes: it will hurt a helluva lot more for them then you think it will, be prepared for some seriously pain on her part!

To all the nerdy dudes out there, there are plenty of women (one less now) who want smart, funny dudes, and they will put up with your hairy asses if you are nice and respectful. Nice guys don't always finish last (although stamina training <cough cough> is important)! I was a fat white tub of hairy shit before i met the love of my life, and now I am only a white hairy shit of average build. working out helps out alot. - the not-so-fat-anymore white hairy shit

No matter what shit you like there is a person out there for you, but you need to get off you lazy ass and workout, also SHOWER FOR FUCKSAKE! - The Girl of his Dreams

Final note: fuck capitalizing i's, this will never help you in live ever!

EDIT: some words, nowhere near done yet though and stopped caring.