A [M]onday Movie A[f]fair | 2016

A little bit about me: I’m 30, married, and only ever been with my wife. Things have stagnated a bit around home, and I’m entering the fabled “7 year itch”. However, I’ve also been dabbling with anal play on myself. I’m somewhat embarrassed to bring this up with my wife, which leads to some self exploration prostate massage. This naturally leads to other things, and wondering what would happen if someone else would be involved.

So anyways, just over a week ago, I saw a post on Dirty Pen Pals. This was actually quite a fortuitous post at just the right time, as I had been messaging some other people (and not getting responses). I was actually about ready to give up - when you send PMs on Reddit to women, they end up drowning in a sea of other guys, struggling to be read. Somehow you have to anticipate exactly what they want. Sometimes, a few paragraphs is enough. Other times, too much.

Let’s see. 29. Married. Looking for a fuck buddy. Hotter if I’m married… into anal? Wants to rim a guy? This can’t be right. That's exactly what I'm looking for.

I took a shot and sent her a PM, prepared for disappointment. My timing worked out well. Turns out, she works early in the morning (as do I), and she actually read and responded to my PM.

Things were looking up! We both need discretion. Both live close to each other in Virginia. She sends me her Kik, and we start messaging back and forth. Likes. Dislikes. Fetishes. Best music to have sex to (Bossa Nova, which is cool since I was in Jazz band a number of years ago). We wanted the same thing – no drama. Neither of us falling in love. Just a straight forward affair between two married people.

A few days later (thanks to work travel,) we start talking more in depth. This is mostly where the story starts. We cut right to the chase and start describing sexual situations to each other – like what I would do to her if we went hiking. That’s a whole other story unto itself. We describe all the action up to the actual sex, both of us clearly turned on.

Her - “Wait, are you free?”

Me: “Um. Yes? Technically?”

Her: “Well let’s stop talking and make this happen. Where and when?”

My heart skips a beat. This is moving way faster than I had ever anticipated. I thought we would message back and forth for a few days, feel each other out, then maybe meet up for coffee or something. Nope, two days later and we’re already planning on meeting. She hates beating around the bush, which I can appreciate. She’s driven, knows what she wants. Kind of what I was looking for.

We agree to meet at a bar that's about half way between us. I make up some excuse at home for why I have to go out this evening.

I get to the bar, send her a message. She Kiks me back

Me: “I’m at the front door.”

Her: “Just got here, wearing a grey shirt!”

Me: “…I don’t see you”

Me: “Wait, which one?”

Her: “…I’m at the other one”.

Didn’t start out all that well. We passed each other on the highway going to the bars.

Her “Ok, I’ll head back. Hauling ass now. I owe you a beer.”

I sit down at the bar, have a drink to calm my nerves. I’ve never done anything like this – I’ve been faithful for 10 years. This is ridiculous. But it’s Ok, we’re both going to just meet up and chat a bit, right? What could happen?

She finally gets there and comes over to the bar, sits down without me noticing she came in. She knew who to look for.

Her: “Well here we are.”

Me: “And here we are."

She’s pretty cute. Didn’t quite anticipate that! 5’3”, black and grey hair (matching my brown and grey). Amazing set of tits. Very well proportioned. I have a thing for girls with nice asses, and hers is perfectly sized to her frame. She could definitely kick my ass, if she wanted to.

She orders a beer and we start chatting. Things were a tad bit awkward at first. We had never met, yet we talked about ass fucking and bondage. I told her all the nasty things I would do to her, and she talked about how she wanted to suck my cock. THEN we met. Things can get a bit strange when you’re finally seeing each other for the first time.

Her knee hit mine. Instinctively, I reached over and put one hand on her leg on the inside, and the other hand around her back. She glances over and smiles, her hand finds mine. My cock notices and springs to attention. I’ve never really had much contact with women other than my wife – you know that feeling you get when you find someone mutually interested in you? Butterflies, fluttery feelings. Exactly like that, but with an instant erection because you already know how she wants to fuck you in the ass.

[Later, we found out that it was an accident. She thought it was a support or pole on the bar or something.]

Anyways, I finish my first beer and she orders a second. We chat a bit more about our backgrounds, things we do. Carefully avoiding too many personal details. We agreed not to talk about our spouses, or get too close. The deal is, if one of us is “falling in love”, we end it. No sense fucking up a marriage.

Her: “So, now what? “

Me: “Well, I kind of want to make out with you.”

Her: “… Let’s see what’s playing at the theater.”

We check the local theater, pick the nearest showtime with a movie that we hope won’t be well attended. 300, Rise of an Empire. Neither of us even remembered that it was out.

I drove in front, she followed me. Get to the theater, park. We still had almost an hour before the movie started. I hop out, walking over to her car. The parking lot was empty. I get in, take a moment while she’s fiddling with her phone. Her music is loud in her car. Pretty sure it was Skrillex, Fire Away I go straight in for the kiss.

She tastes wonderful. Soft, full, wonderful kisses. It’s like being a teenager all over again. Hands in the hair. Kissing her neck. Nibble her ear. (Oh yeah, she likes this spot on her right neck. ) Heart beating a million miles an hour – shit what am I doing? Doesn’t matter, it feels pretty right. I think we both got lost in the moment.

"I really can't wait to fuck you", i whisper in her ear.

"mmm, I want you so bad.", she says between breaths.

We check the time. Looks like it’s about time for the movie.

We head in, and the theater is deserted. We did get there a bit early, but still. No one in sight. We start making out again. Movie hasn't started, so the house lights are still up. She tells me how much she wants to suck my cock. I want her to ride me right there in the damn theater, just get in my lap and tits in my face. Hands make their way below the belt, rubbing my not well hidden bulge. I reciprocate, going down the back of her pants, caressing her ass.

Theater door opens. Fuck.

We take a short breather. They sit down and we can’t even see them, so we resume for a bit.

Second couple walks in.

Oh come on. It’s Monday night. Who’s seeing this fucking movie anyways?

We continue being handsy throughout the previews as the lights dim, and the movie gets started. Neither of us give two shits about what’s playing. Making out again. Hands everywhere. I start squeezing her tits, pinching her nipples (Again, something she said she loves). She groans a bit into my mouth, clearly enjoying this. Her hands go from rubbing my crotch to loosening my belt and unbuttoning my pants.

Well, that escalated quickly.

She bends down, mouth covering my cock. Holy fuck, she’s a pro! Bobbing up and down, kissing the head. She pulls down my pants and pops one of my balls in her mouth. I think I’m going to pass out, it’s too much. With her face in my lap, it gives me wonderful access to her ass. I reach one hand down her pants, rubbing her crack. There’s enough room to reach down, but I can’t quite get all the way around. I feel her ass, a finger tracing a circle around her asshole. She groans with pleasure, sending waves up my cock.

I prod ever so slightly, I can tell she wants it. I work my finger into her tight little hole, wondering if I’d even be able to get my dick in there.

She comes up for a kiss and lays down on the seats. We kiss some more, and I pull one breast out of the shirt. I suck on the nipple, pinch and squeeze the other one. She throws her head back. The seats aren’t cooperating, they won’t lay down.

Her: “Let’s get out of here. I have to fuck you”

We hop in her car and head to a nearby apartment complex. After a quick drive, we end up far in the back of an empty parking lot. We skip past the kissing and quickly fold down the seats in the car.

Things start out a tad bit uncomfortable. She very quickly has me out of my pants and is back to blowing me, except with a bit more urgency. My cock is rock hard, she’s sucking away like there’s no tomorrow.

I have to return the favor, so I flip around and remove her pants. We laugh about how awkward the whole situation is – There's not really that much room to lay down in the car, let alone sit up and face the right way.

We do finally find a way that gives me decent access, so I go to town. Her panties are soaking wet, and she tastes amazing. I start pinching and rubbing her clit, licking her from her asshole all the way up. She’s dripping wet and my chin is covered, her hips bucking and pushing into my face. She’s loving every second of it.

Her: “So are you going to fuck me or what?”

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