[MFM] The night we met the beast | 2016

Well it seems like it’s been months since I posted but I was kinda board and since mania season is upcoming, I figure I dig in the old hat and bring up an encounter with the first and probably only woman who brought it and beat us down. The woman who we refer to this day as Whore Lesnar.

But why Whore Lesnar? Well if you know who Brock Lesnar is, then you know what a big guy this dude is. Weather it was UFC or him in professional wrestling, but we mostly are going on his wrestling career, the dude is a beast and the only way to describe this woman is to compare her as the female equivalent. However she wasn’t huge, expect her sexual appetite, she was around 5’5, 130, blonde dirty hair, light skin. Her name should be Slut Lesnar since Whores get paid but Whore Lesnar sounds better.

Ok but now let’s get to the meat of this experience, and if you read my previous post, you know I like to write out a lot and sometimes break the fourth way, Hey Colt Cabana, so go to the bathroom now or hold it in. So as usual it all begins with a Craigslist post, it’s late and she replies stating she’s interested, this is also within our first year of doing mfm, so we aren’t to experienced, maybe 5/7 experiences under our belt, maybe.

We email and we send our pics, she’s not interested. Ok, so a couple weeks go by, and for some reason I email her back and she replies like super late, if i remember correctly it was around 2am or so, she said she isn’t interested but may be willing to give us a shot if we can get together ASAP. I ask for her number, she calls me, we chat and she’s actually not to far from us. I call my friend and he wakes up, I tell him the news and he starts to get ready. I pack the condoms and pick him up, as we go to our usual casual hotel, I tell him about the girl and he is excited.

She drives into the parking lot and is wearing a nightie with a small jacket, now what we would find out later, this girl had just finished hooking up with a friend of hers and wanted a night cap. I get the room, throw the keys at my friend and get the condoms from the car, as soon as I walk in, she’s already on top of him. This girl wastes no time, I pull up her nightie and slap her ass, she gets off and me and my friend strap on for the ride.

I go to fuck her mouth, as my friend pulls her nightie up and starts fucking her doggie styled, now she also had glasses on, which are a fetish of mine, so I was enjoying fucking her mouth as she whimpered at him fucking her. We switch off and I start fucking her pussy, tight but not to tight, but damn did it feel good. I would reach and use her head as she sucked my buddy off.

Now we are doing ok, and at this point all the women we had done a mfm with, would tire out before we did, not this one. Nope, she gets off and tells us to get close as she starts sucking both cocks at once, but not just next to each other, she grabs both and puts them in her mouth at once, this was the first time we had this done, it was awkward yet so thrilling. Up next, she starts riding my buddy reverse cowgirl and tells me to stick my cock in her pussy along with his, our first DVP. Again awkward feeling his cock on mine but yet so hot.

Now, it’s at this point, things may get out of control. We are recovering, as she’s playing with herself, I start fingering her, one, two, three, next thing you know, my fist is slowing going in her pussy. HOLY SHIT!!!! My fist is in her pussy!!! But she’s not screaming in pain, no, she’s screaming in pleasure and asking for more as she sucks my buddy. We switch and now my friend starts fisting her, now me being a sick fuck, I start putting my fingers in with his fist. And what does whore lesnar do? She loves it!!! She’s moaning so loud, I thought we were going to hear a knock on the door.

At this point, we are deer in headlights, we bend her over and keep fucking her but she’s wearing us out, I nut, then him. She’s clearly not satisfied, as she wants more, by this time its past 4am. She dresses up and thanks us for meeting up so late but straight up shoots and says it will most likely be a one time thing. She drives off and for the first time at that point, we were left looking at each other, thinking, what just happen.

To this day, we still think of her and wonder if we could slay the beast with all the experience we gained since then. As mentioned, there’s been women that have kept up and some that fought a good round but this one woman, she’s the 1 in over so many that was able to break us down and take as she wanted.

Whore Lesnar, were ever you are, we want our rematch, you may have gotten the best of us that night but we know we got your number now. Whoops sorry, drifted off there, happens at the old age. Anyways, that was the story of the woman that took us to Fuck You City. Hope to write some more encounters, but in the meantime, thank you for the read, and hope you enjoyed it. Goodbye and (muah) goodnight!!!