[M/F] Oranges. [hookup][long][descriptive] | 2016

God, where to begin.

Okay, so, this weekend I was feeling so sexually frustrated. The guy who was hyping himself up all week about how he couldn’t wait to fuck me, that the mere though of touching my body made him wet at work, flaked on me. The guy fucking flakes on me because he just so happened to forget he was attending a party. In his own apartment. With his own roommates.

I was annoyed. Angry. Pissed. Confused. Itching to respond, “Bitch please” with a few hand emojis.

So what is a lady to do when she’s horny and single? Scope out people to fuck online of course. It took what felt like two whole days of messaging redditors, looking up people on OK Cupid, and trying to get in touch with past partners before I finally found someone. Isn’t it funny how everyone jumps onto a girl with “casual sex” listed on her profile until she actually needs it?

Anyways, after some miscommunications and missed messages a lá the official Reddit app (just send my pms to people goddammit!) I give my number to someone around my age and a short train ride away.

Hookups aren’t a big deal to me. I choose a casual outfit, put on some makeup, and head out the door to meet this guy. We’ve agreed to meet at a Starbucks to break the ice before we go back to his place and fuck.

As I stand in the crowded coffee shop eagerly wondering what this mystery man looked like (I only had a picture of him topless), there he is. Black leather jacket and white shirt just as he said. And oh my God, this guy is fucking HOT. He’s on a whole other level from people I’ve played with in the past. I feel myself slipping into my old unconfident, “who could ever want you?” self. Where I can’t stare at this guy in the face because that birthmark right next to his mouth is gonna make me melt, I just know it.

We move to a nearby park, talking about college, life in the city, and meeting people on Reddit. He asks, “So…do you wanna go back to my place?”

God yes, I do.

We get to his dorm room and, after some initial worrying about his dorm mate walking in, he swoops in and kisses me. It’s almost funny at first. I’m so tiny and he’s so tall. We move into a steady rhythm of him kissing me as I grab at his body. Then he asks for me to get undressed. Holy shit, so soon? As he sits down, watching me with his serious eyes, I try to get naked. I can hardly look at him, I’m so nervous! He compliments my “great” body, my “great” tits, and my “great” pussy, and all I can mutter are small “thanks.” He’s hard already. I joke about it and he quips right back. As we kiss on the bed, I can feel him press against me. Wow, he was fucking hard. I can’t even remember what sub we met on. Was it Redditor4Redditor? Or was it Random Acts of Muff Dive?I don’t know. I don’t care.

We get to Act I. He goes down on me. I’m moaning aloud, grabbing a pillow and clenching my eyes shut. His tongue is skillful, licking up harsh stripes before circling my clit. A finger is thrown into the mix, moving in synch with his licks. I’m in heaven, I must be. My ankles lock and my thighs hold his head in place. Occasionally he hits that one sweet spot in the back and my whole body moves with him.

Act II: “I kind of want to blow you.”

He looks up from the condom he grabbed out of his desk. I want to blow him? Well, he doesn’t see why not. We decide to 69. It’s at this moment that I should mention I’m relatively inexperienced when it comes to pleasing a dick. The only guy I blew before gave very little to no feedback on my skills were. Fuck it. I dive in and go to town. He starts moaning, mumbling some words. I ask what he means, he says I’m doing such a fucking good job. I guess I’m a natural, huh? We keep at it for another minute before he pulls away from teasing my pussy with his teeth. A pillow is thrown on the floor and I get on my knees. Overature? I’m given some tips and tricks on how to go from a good head giver to an amazing head giver. I’m squeezing his balls now, deep throating him as much as I can while my other hand grabs whatever I miss. He moans and groans above me and I feel myself flush with pride. Girls really hate doing this? I pity them, this is the most empowered I’ve felt in a while.

He pulls me off and says, “Get on the bed. I want to fuck you doggy style.” Well goddamn, if that didn’t get me excited. Act III: I bend over as he slips a condom on. The initial penetration of course hurts. I’ve only had a dick in there once and it wasn’t such a good experience. Being the gentleman that he is, the guy notices my discomfort and suggests missionary first. Good idea. He gets on top, trying to find the best angle. I squirm, trying to tough out the pain. I can’t even look at him anymore. He’s so gorgeous and I feel so embarrassed that I was even feeling pain in the first place. No, I don’t want to stop. Yes, I’m fine.

We get into a nice pace and a nice angle. My legs tucked against me with my feet resting against his soft chest. His lips on my ear, nibbling the tender skin. It’s so hot, I felt so hot. I grab him close, letting my nails dig into his shoulders. I’m told that I’m tight, that my pussy is just so fucking wet. Turn over. He wants me from behind now. I lay out like I’m tanning at the beach (hey, now that’s an interesting idea). His cock slides right in, no problem. It feels incredible now. Look at me now. I’m a starry eyed city girl getting railed from the back by a really hot guy. I beg him to talk dirty to me. You fucking bet he delivers.

“Oh? Mm, I love this slutty little pussy. God, you’re so tight! Oh, you like when I fuck your slutty hole like this? It’s mine isn’t it? Say it!”

I’m vaguely aware that my normally monotone, deepish voice in now a high pitch mess of moans, the kind you hear in porn. I cry out yes! This pussy belongs to him now. He grabs my throat (a secret kink of mine, how did he figure that out?) and moans that he’s gonna cum. Oh yes, please. Please cum for me. Oh? He wants to cum on my ass? GOD YES.

He’s out. I hear the slippery condom sliding off about two seconds before something hot leaks out onto my bare ass. I’ve gotta say, those mouse voiced hentai girls aren’t lying when they scream about how cum feels so hot.

He quickly gets up to get a paper towel. I sneak a peek back and am surprised at how my ass looks like a packet of toaster strudel icing erupted over it. I joke about it and he replies back almost sheepishly. Once I’m clean, I lay on my side. What a great time I had. I sneak a hand down to my pussy and—damn that thing is swollen!

He climbs behind me for a second in an attempt to cuddle before jumping back up. His blankets make him sweat out. We talk for a bit as I take in my surroundings. Posters up everywhere. A broken lamp next to my head. The faint smell of oranges lingers everywhere. Yeah. I liked it. I really liked it. Thank God his initial post was asking for a friend who came with benefits.