MeetMe date's mom damn near walks in on us (M/F) | 2016

A few summers back I decided to get on this dating app called MeetMe to see if I could score a few dates. I ran across this cutie with a really interesting gothish type style. She had a couple facial piercings and this cool looking pixie cut with a fade on one side which I thought suited her really well. I shot the shit with her for a bit and we set up a coffee date for the next day.

She had me pick her up and I found that she lived in this somewhat dilapidated apartment complex which surprised me because the surrounding neighborhoods were pretty nice but I didn't give half of a shit. Anyway she hops in my car and we head to Starbuck's and we make small talk and bond by people watching the other customers and talking shit about them. Eventually we decide to leave and since I was planning on going to the mall to get GTA V that day I asked her to come with and she was down so off we went.

Once we got there things started to escalate a little bit but I definitely didn't foresee what would happen later at all (I was a bit more shy and naive back then). I should mention she was wearing this flowy, orange sheer top that was a bit see-through and after more than a couple glances I noticed she had HUGE round tits.

When we were walking through the mall and talking we ended up holding hands and when she wasn't touching up my bicep with her free hand she made damn sure I knew how big and soft those tits of hers were because she kept rubbing them up against my arm and holding my arm on and between them. I was fighting a hard-on the entire time praying she wouldn't notice the bulge in my thigh pointing in her direction (again, shy me). Fortunately I was able to keep a straight face the entire time so I could continue to vibe with her without being super awkward.

Once I'd gotten my childish plaything we hopped in my car and went back to her place and she invited me in. We sat down on the couch in her living room with the door to the rest of the apartment shut. She kinda kicked back and let the conversation fade away until my balls finally dropped and I got the feeling that maybe I should make a move on her.

I lean in and start kissing her and she had the thickest, softest lips I'd ever felt. She wasn't the best kisser in the world, not that I was one to talk at the time, but she still had me kinda charged up so I didn't care. I started to kiss down her neck and chest until I made my way to her bra and I pulled out her beautiful triple D's and started sucking them one at a time. I swirled my tongue around her nipples then sucked them, all the while she's grinning down at me.

For whatever reason she seemed like she was more gratified than horny and almost not even into it but she was letting me move things forward so I kept paying those big ol pillowy tits some attention for a couple more minutes and then (again, BITCH ASS SHY ASS 18 YEAR OLD ME) I stopped. I still don't know exactly why I didn't keep it going with her to see where it would go but something about it seemed off and I got that awkward feeling again.

She just kicks back in the corner of the couch like nothing happened and puts her tits away and I kinda recede and cool off for a minute and then... The door to the rest of the apartment opens and in walks HER FUCKING MOM. She greets me and seemed nice enough, asking her daughter who her new 'friend' was and I stammer, cotton-mouthed, trying to introduce myself to this woman who literally missed seeing me with her daughter's titty in my mouth by about 90 seconds.

She offers me something to drink and I decline so she heads back down the hall wherein I see a grade school age boy who turned out to be her little cousin which made me feel a thousand times worse. Once her mom's out of sight, I look back over to this girl and she looks like she's about to laugh her ass off but I'm giving her the look of a guy who feels he narrowly escaped the Lorena Bobbitt treatment.

Since we couldn't go back to my place because my parents were there and I didn't feel like trying to test fate again, I decided that was enough shit for one day. She was a cool girl so I ended up dating her on and off for a few months until my 19th birthday where I narrowly escaped her setting me up (story for another day).