Meeting my Reddit Crush...Part 3 with photographic evidence | 2016

If you’ve missed part 1 written by me ( http://redd.it/39o5gq ) or part 2 by /u/HighAvailability ( http://redd.it/39rq85 ), check those out first. There were a couple of folks who doubted the veracity of our stories or if we’re even two people. As if our completely different writing styles weren’t proof enough, we took a few pics as evidence. http://imgur.com/a/0dJYC

/u/HighAvailability pulled on his shirts and went to open the door for room service while I went into the bathroom to deal with the second load of hot cum dripping down my legs. It was about 7:30am by this point. HA ordered a “Texas waffle.” I’d never heard of such an animal, but it turns out I wasn’t the only one having pork for breakfast. That bitch was about 10lbs of waffle infused with sausage, ham, bacon, and leaking warm cheddar cheese. He doused it in syrup. I was horrified, I was intrigued, I hid behind my bowl of oatmeal.

After breakfast, we collapsed back into bed. HA got up to close the blackout blinds, and what followed was the most epic 3 hr, post-coital nap of my life. Incredible naps are second only to incredible sex…these are the things that make life worth living. We woke up around noon and decided to venture out into the world for more coffee and lunch at one of our fine nation’s most enormous malls. If you’ve read HA’s posts, you know that he’s a hysterical motherfucker (grandmotherfucker?). Multiply that times about 1000 in real life. I talked him into trying on some couple sizes too small muscle tees. The older, straightlaced saleslady made a completely serious comment about shrinkage. I instinctively cringed, and HA didn’t disappoint. Hilarity and awkwardness (for saleslady) ensued. After peeling HA out of the tiny tee and making out in the dressing room for a few minutes, we headed back to the hotel for what can only be described as sex the likes of which urban legends are made of.

We stepped onto the elevator, and I pushed him up against the back wall, grabbing his already throbbing cock and kissing him hard until the doors opened at the 18th floor. Call it presumptuous or maybe just practical, but HA had the forethought to request a corner room. Fewer “neighbors”=fewer noise complaints. We made our way down the hall into the room, and clothes were being pulled off before the door even closed behind us. I grabbed his cock then bent down and started massaging the tip in slow circles with my tongue. In minutes, his dick was soaked with a delicious combination of saliva and precum. He pulled me to his lips then picked me up effortlessly. In one smooth motion, my legs were wrapped around his waist and his huge wet dick was sliding into my pussy. With his hands on my ass and still inside of me, he carried me to the bed, gently laid me down, and started fucking me at the most perfect angle and rhythm. I should mention that I only cum when I’m on top…and I never cum more than once. ..until now. He noticed and read my every moan and reaction. He found those sweet spots that longtime lovers never hit (to be fair, it could also be that he’s the biggest I’ve been with and the other guys just didn’t have the equipment to make it happen). HA kept looking into my eyes and occasionally had the most mischievous look on his face. I asked him what that look was about. He said “I found your spot.” He fucking did. He didn’t let up, and I knew he was about to take it from me. He knew too and started going faster and harder until the waves of pure bliss took over. I had no control. He knew I was cumming, and he thrust his dick so deep into me that it hit bottom. He started to cum too. I felt the hot waves of cum exploding in sync with my own O. The combination made for the hardest, longest, most earthshaking orgasm of my entire life. I can’t do it justice. We both collapsed, and he was still inside of me. We just laid there for a few seconds, catching our breath and trying to form coherent thoughts. This is when it really starts to become otherworldly. He starts moving in and out of me again. He’s still rock hard, and my pussy is perfectly lubricated with his cum. It feels fucking incredible. He’s hitting those spots again. Dammit. He lifts me up to him and flips over so I can be on top without ever sliding out of me. I ride him, slow and deep at first, then faster. We kiss, I suck on his neck and ears, and put my hand on his chest to feel his heart pounding. I can feel that glorious pressure rising, and I know it’s going to happen again. I start riding him fast and hard. I barely notice that the headboard is slamming into the wall as his cock is slamming bottom inside of me. It hurts in the most amazing way. The way that makes the orgasm so intense that your whole body quakes and the moans become primal. As I’m riding out the final waves of ecstasy, he starts to shake all over. I’ve learned to read him too. I know he’s close, so I don’t let up. He puts his hands on my hips like he wants to slow me down, but he doesn’t, and I see the look on his face just as I feel the cum filling me up again. The spasms keep going, and he says later that that one was the best because he had no control and I wouldn’t let up. After collapsing for a second time, I carefully move off of him as his (still hard!) cock slides out. He tells me to roll over on my stomach. I do as I’m told, and he pushes my right leg forward, climbs on top of me, and starts fucking me again from the back. I turn my head to see his face. I tell him I want it again. He leans down to kiss me then does exactly as I asked and fucks the living hell out of me until he explodes a third time. I’ve never in my life experienced anything like it, and I don’t expect you to believe it because I never would’ve. When we finally came back down to earth, we made the unfortunate discovery that, once again, HA’s manhood had caused a bloody scene. Big.dick.problems. (I should note here that I did have fair warning of what I was getting into. Holy hell, look at this hog: http://imgur.com/a/C3nmK )

I willed myself to get up from the bed, and my thighs and pussy immediately screamed with each step to the shower. Hurt.so.good. Once I was cleansed from at least some of my depravity, it was HA’s turn to wash away the filth. I took the opportunity to snap this pic of his gorgeous juicy ass. http://imgur.com/xbcB9El So.delicious.

I had to leave him for the second time to venture back out to the suburbs. I barely remember the drive home, but I was already anticipating our third and final day together…