Mandy and the crazy fuck [m/f] | 2016

This chicks name was Mandy, and she was the craziest fuck I’d ever had.

Mandy was eccentric. Not goofy or irresponsible or overly immature. She would be at a death metal concert one night, a rave the next, rock climbing on the weekend, burlesque shows, etc… She looked good and she knew it. Platinum blonde hair, good figure, B cup tits that had some weight to them (that just always looked like they were begging to be fondled), and an ass that swayed and jiggled just the right way when she wanted it to. She would always find a reason to wear as little clothing as possible, especially when she was cosplaying. Mandy exuded sexuality and she used it to get what she wanted, which was usually sex.

I was aware of her sexual escapades. We had been friendly acquaintances for a while and we would chit chat sometimes, with a little flirting thrown in. She would talk about some dude she hooked up with at some after party or that time she made out with two other chicks, and once she met a guy who just like to jerk off while she watched. If it sounded fun and sexy and little quirky to her, she was down. I was nowhere near this level of confidence that Mandy had, though the world of kinks wasn’t completely unknown to me. But Mandy would take me on a ride and show me some things…

Clutch was in town and we decided to go to the show together. She lived on the way to the venue, so I picked her up. As per her M.O., Mandy was wearing as little as she could and still not be considered inappropriate. Extra short black cut off jean shorts with her hot pink thong peeking out the top, hugging her curvy hips and just the slightest hint of that under ass crease that drives me crazy. Knee high leather boots she got at some burlesque con. Fingerless leather gloves. A ratty old Iron Maiden tee shirt torn off at the mid drift and the collar torn off, hanging off of one shoulder. No bra. That was the best part. Her tits had a hypnotic motion to them when she moved. They bounced and swayed and wiggled and her obvious nips pressed against the fabric and it was all good. She later confessed not wearing a bra was a conscious decision to get me in the sack. Clever girl.

The show was good. I was content to hang loose, drink my beers, and enjoy the music. I chatted up a few people, but mostly kept to myself. Mandy was bouncing all over the place. Dancing, drinking, talking to anybody; it looked like she was having a blast and I loved watching that ass wiggle and those tits jiggle. At one point she motioned me over to where she was talking to an older looking couple. She yelled “hey, check this out!” and pointed to the woman, who flashed me her big silicone tits with pierced nipples; the husband smiling the whole time. “That’s fuckin’ awesome!”, I yelled above the noise. “They better be, I paid enough for them”, the husband says. “You want a hit of this?”, as he hands me a joint. I take a hit and pass it to Mandy, who takes a puff, passes it back to the gentleman, says thanks, and pulls me to the back of the room.

By now I’ve got plenty of liquid courage running in my veins, so I put my arm around Mandy’s shoulder in a friendly sort of way. Then my arm moves down to around her waist, with my hand firmly on her hip. Then I nonchalantly position my hand on her ass. Mandy smiles at me deviously, grabs my hand off her ass (while I’m thinking “oh, you’ve overstepped buddy”), and slings it around her shoulder onto her tit. Fuck yeah, I’m in. She grabs my head, and pulls me into a kiss, and shoves her tongue down my throat. Forceful little minx, I think to myself, as our tongues basically fight for dominance. This is a sign on things to come.

We get out of the show early and B line it to my car, fondling each other the whole way. She’s got her hand shoved down my pants and I’m under her shirt, tweaking her nipples. “Harder, pinch harder”, she commands. Oh boy. We’re in the car and I’m driving us to her place.

“Unzip your pants and take your cock out”, she says.

“Not before you take your tits out of your shirt first”, I counter.

She pulls her shirt off. Oh, those tits are glorious. I get a half chub just on the first glance, which makes pulling my cock out of jeans while driving all the more difficult. It doesn’t help that she’s pulling on her nipples and moaning ever so slightly.

I get my cock out and she immediately goes down on me. I’m not fully hard yet, so she can fit me completely in her mouth. It’s not long before I’m at a fully erect 7 inches, but she’s still trying to fit me all in. She’s taking it as a personal challenge to deep throat me. I know this because she told me as much. She’s not trying to get me off, but fuck me if it doesn’t feel amazing. She gags, comes up for air, trailing saliva, then goes back to try again. Over and over; she’s determined. When she finally manages to get my cock all the way down her throat, she gives a gleeful little cheer and high fives me. I bet her she can’t lick my balls with a throat full of cock. “That’s devious. You’re on.”, she says.

We’re finally back at her place, in the living room pawing at each other, making out feverishly. She pulls back for a moment and says “I’m warning you now, I like it rough”. Oh one of these, I think to myself. She probably just means a little ass slapping and restraining her hands. I’ve been there and done that. It’s fun, but nothing new among the women I’ve been with. Then she bit my bottom lip, hard.

“Fuck, shit, ow!”. It took me by surprise.

“I told you, I like it rough”, Mandy starts. “What are you gonna do about it?”

I pause for just a second, contemplating. “Fuck it”, I think. And I slap her across the face. Hard enough to leave a red mark on her cheek. She fucking growls at me with the most lustful look in her eyes and tackles me to the floor, tearing off my shirt. She tells me to stay there while she stands up. She starts a strip tease in front of me. She takes off her boots first.

“Talk dirty to me. Be nasty. Make me feel abused and filthy”, she says. Girl knows what she wants, that’s for sure.

“Take off those slutty shorts, you dirty whore”, I tell her. She faces away from me and, bending at the waste, slides her shorts off showing me that luscious ass and cute little pink thong with a hint of bald labia visible. She then goes to slip the thong off. “No you little bitch, fucking leave it on.” I command. She faces me, sternly says “yes sir”, and pulls the thong back up and between her smooth pussy lips. Holy shit…

She’s back down on top of me. I grab her throat and slap her face. She grunts. I slap each of her tits. She yelps and growls and moans at me. “Squeeze harder”. I tighten my grip on her throat and her face starts to turn red. I let go. “Why the fuck did you let go?!?” she yells at me.

“We need a safe word”, I suggest.

Don’t fucking ask me why, but we agree on “kickstarter” for the safe word. Crazy broad.

I grab her hair, hard, and pull her face to my cock, but I don’t let her suck me.

“You asshole, give me your cock”, she demands.

“No, not yet you dumb skank. What are you going to do for me, bitch?”, as if getting my cock suck vigorously isn’t enough.

“I’ll let you fuck me in the ass, that’s what, you mother fucker”. I like this chick.

I turn her around and let her proceed to suck my raging hard on in 69 position. Good, I get to eat her delicious looking pussy and ass. I pull her thong to the side and dive in, flicking her swollen clit with my tongue, working one, two, then three fingers into her pussy. My tongue lapped hungerly at her tight asshole as I hear her slurping on my cock. I smack her ass as hard as I can, over and over, as I work a pinky into her asshole. Then I’ve got two fingers in her pussy and two in her ass.

“Yeah, the spocker!”, she happily exclaims. This chick is fun. “Shut the fuck up and suck my cock”, I hiss.

We’re still on her living room floor. I throw Mandy off of me, grab a handful of blonde hair, pull her off the floor, and slap her cheek, which is covered in her spit from sucking my dick.

“Fuck, you’re a filthy mess”, I tell her with my hand around her throat. I give her another slap.

“Fuck you, shithead”, she manages to choke out. She gets another slap.

“Pussy”. Two hard slaps to each of her tits.

“Fuck you, whore”, I say as I bend her over the couch. I tell her to spit in my hand. She tell me to spit in her mouth first (holy shit, I like this chick). I use the spit to lube her pussy and I position my cock head to just barely touch her cunt lips. She’s trying to back herself up to me, but each time she does I slap her ass hard enough to make her recoil. “Fuck you! Fuck me, you asshole! God dammit!”. “Shut the fuck up”. I slap her face and ram my throbbing cock into her tight pussy. Her cunt is so juicy and warm and tight. I start to pound away and this chick is just screaming. How we didn’t get the cops called on us, I’ll never know. I’m pounding her as hard as I can, pulling all the way out and slamming back in, balls deep. Mandy is moaning, and yelling obscenities, and squirming, and cumming on my dick with a loud and clear “I’m cumming! Oh god damn, I’m cumming!”.

I pull out of her and tell her to suck her cum off my member. She complies. My dick is squeaky clean. She gets a slap to the face.

We make our way to her bed. She pulls a bottle of lube and a big black dildo from her night stand. She lays on her back on the bed. I grab her thong, and literally rip it off of her.

“Hey you asshole, I liked that thong. Shit head”, she tell me.

“Shut up. I don’t give a fuck.”, I retort.

I tell her, “Fuck yourself with that dildo while I watch”. She works the rubber prick in and out of her pussy while applying the lube to her asshole. I notice the bottle says “peach flavored”.

“You gonna fuck my ass now, or what?”, she tells me, almost like a command.

With the dildo still in her cunt, I put my cock head against her pucker. She pours some lube on my dick.

“You don’t have to be gentle”, she says.

“Don’t fuckin’ tell me what to do, bitch”, I say as she smirks at me.

I go all in. My entire length disappears into her tight asshole in one motion. She moans and cusses at me.

“Fuck my ass. Fuck it hard and fast. I want to cum from getting ass fucked. You want me to keep the dildo in my pussy?” Fuck yeah I do, it makes things even tighter.

I start pounding away at her ass while playing with her clit. This is animalistic fucking. I lose all track of time and the world around me and I can only concentrate on this crazy chick swearing lustful obscenities at me. The force of each of my thrusts slams her bed against the wall and makes her tits jiggle in that awesome way. I want to cum in her ass. I’m getting close.

“I’m gonna cum. I’m gonna fill your slut ass with my cum”, I tell her.

Then, before I get close enough to cumming, she pulls my dick from her ass, and, I shit you not, goes straight ass to mouth. This has never happened to me before. I don’t know what to think. Mandy is happily slurping at my cock, which has just exited her ass. It was the hottest thing that has ever happened to me, and I’m pretty sure she knows it from the way she’s looking at me with my aching dick in her mouth.

“Oh, that was hot. Now finish the job”, she tell me.

She gets on all fours in front of me and sticks her ass up in the air. I enter her asshole and resume my fucking.

“Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me”, she says breathlessly. “Ohhhh, god, I’m cumming”.

I can feel her orgasm wash over her. She’s convulsing and twitching and her anus squeezes around my cock. I can’t take it any more.

“You dirty bitch, I’m going to cum in you.”

“Fuck yeah. Cum in my ass. Fill me up, I want to feel you cum in me. Cum in my ass.”

My orgasm is intense. I yell out as I pump load after load into Mandy’s asshole. I’m grunting and sweating and swearing and cumming. Dumping buckets of jizz into her rectum. I had pulled out all but the head of my cock half way through my orgasm. I wanted to see my cum exit her ass when I was done. My orgasm is subsiding, and I pull out of her ass. Mandy looks at me, smirks, and winks her asshole, allowing some of my cum to stream out. She reaches down and scraps my jizz off her ass and brings it to her mouth.

“Eat it.” I tell her.

“Fuck you”, she says as she slings my jizz at me, hitting me in the chin. I grab her throat, give her a slap on the face, and scrape more cum from her ass. She happily devours it, then goes back for more.

We collapse on the bed and sleep through the night. We fucked again the next morning, but with less intensity because we were fucking tired, OK? We hooked up a few more times, but nothing really came from it. Just NSA, freaky-deaky, rough sex. This chick… holy shit...