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Looooong gchat sexting with MILF/divorcee I met on a dating site/app | 2016

Names have been changed and I removed personal details. We ended up meeting up and having a wild, amazing night (can share that story too if there's interest). We also exchanged lots of pics and video...she's allowed me to post this convo (as long as I remove personal details) and if there's interest she might allow the pics and vids. Hope you enjoy!

I'm 5'11", 160 or so, pretty fit, have dark brown hair blue eyes and a tan. My description of her at the end (will make sense after you read)


Me

Since we both have gchat do you just want to chat on here?

Rachel

[SHE ACCIDENTALLY SENDS ME A PIC OF HALF HER FACE]

Me

yay!

is your bed soaked? Lol [A FEW MINUTES EARLIER SHE TOLD ME WHEN SHE GETS WET SHE REALLY GUSHES]

Rachel

Oh my gosh did I randomly send a pic without knowing!!? Wtf!

Me

haha...is anything wet at all? or is only when something enters you that you get overly soaked

only the top of your head lol

see isn't this easy? haha

Rachel

Crazy girl!!

You made me tingles down there..

The really wet happens when you touch the spot. I could show you. It's easy to hit. Like gentle finger movement does it

Get*

Me

are you going to touch? i'm very very close to touching on my end

Rachel

I can't:(

I would totally play with you, but I ended up at my sisters after getting drunk tonight. She's sleeping next to me..

It's crossing a line lol

Me

haha

go in the bathroom duh

Rachel

Hmmm

Me

of course you should lol

Rachel

I don't know all the buttons though. How do you send existing pics

Me

umm...i think there's a button that looks like mountains

that will send you to existing

Rachel

[SHE SENDS ME A PICTURE OF HER FACE]

I did it lol

Me

you touched? haha

Rachel

Say you're proud!! My character flaw!!

Me

or went in the bathroom

Rachel

No lol I figured out how to send pics

Me

haha i'm proud of you!

is that an existing pic because there's no way you look that sexy right now is there?

Rachel

Nope no way!! It's existing lol

A few weeks ago

Me

those eyes again though

what are you wearing right now you have to tell me

you really are getting to me Rachel

Rachel

[SHE SENDS A PICTURE OF HALF HER FACE]

[SHE SENDS PICTURE OF HER HAND PULLING BACK THE WAISTBAND OF HER PANTIES]

[SHE SENDS PICTURE OF BLUE BRA SPILLING OUT OF WHITE TANK TOP]

Me

those aren't from now are they? (not that it matters )

how is some guy not ravaging you every night?

Rachel

They are;)

Me

you're in the bathroom?

Rachel

There's not a lot of good ones really!

Yeah, but am on 1%:( with no charger!!

Me

why did you ask how far away i was? you're at your sisters, right?

nooo!

then send me the video haha

and i can tell you what i do to it later lol

i want to do things to you so badly

Rachel

I know!!itll die if I try to take one oh my goodness and the charger is on her side lol

I asked because...someday we could play if you wanted to

Me

i def want to

Rachel

Really?! You wouldn't be scared to meet?

Me

get the charger and take it in the bathroom! lol you don't want this to cut off now

we could meet in public first, right?

maybe we could make it seem random so you could randomly see me and want to kiss me

go get that charger girl (imagine me lightly spanking your butt right now to motivate you to get it haha)

Monday, July 4, 2016 9:14 AM

Me

is your phone charged yet?

Rachel

Oh my gosh!!! You are crazy fun!!!

I just woke up...and leaped for my phone lol!

Yeah, we could of course meet at a Starbucks or anywhere comfy for you and just be cool at first...

I'm kinda scared tho a little

Me

i'm not scared but obviously we'd have to have chemistry too

...but if our legs brush under the table i might not be resisting haha

Rachel

Lol lol lol!!

Okay so seriously though...

Tell me about you.

You have a girlfriend right?

Me

haha no

you would want me to come visit you even if i had a girlfriend? that's very naughty lol

do you have a man?

Rachel

It doesn't make sense that you don't have one lol..

You are the funnest most beautiful "know how to say the right stuff" guy I may have ever talked too..

You're good at your man moves lol!!

I used to. That's my baggage. I'm not as sexy as you think..

But my few hours of sexy goofy play was the best even if I sadly disappoint you with the truth now lol

Me

if the truth is another super sexy thing like you get so wet when you're horny then go ahead and tell me the trusth lol

haha i have no man moves trust me

i'm shy in real life...

well i suppose after getting over the shyness i might lol

how long have you been single?

Rachel

And yeah...I would play with you if you had a gf..

My heads a little bit crazy and you started it first

Single..

Not super long..and long. I have a crazy story!!

[PERSONAL DETAILS...OUT OF RESPECT FOR HER I'M REMOVING. NOT SEXY ANYWAY, MY DEAR READERS]

Me

haha...well this might be bad to say but i almost wish i had a girlfriend just for the added naughtiness of playing with you lol (of course i couldn't actually cheat on someone myself though)

sorry to hear that

well i'm glad you're away from it...now we're able to have our goofy fun

and i can watch your videos

and i can know you soak sheets haha

Rachel

Hahahahahaha!!!

I seriously think if you met me you'd be like..."oh bummer!! She was my secret pof lover and she was perfect. Now I understand!! Flaws!!! Go away crazy woman!!" Lol lol

Me

haha

hey

Rachel

Hey hey

Me

i've looked at your picture from last night again

and i'm trying to figure out that panty pic lol

Rachel

Figure it out how? Lol

Me

like, what am i seeing? a finger, I think part of the leg? haha

was there any wetness in the panty?

Rachel

My hand, leg and panty lol

I kinda hate texting this way though because if it's a bad shot I can't change my mind.. It sends anyway

Me

haha good point...always need to pose that panty shot lol

Rachel

Where are you right now?

Me

ok this is really forward but i have to ask because i am genuinely curious...are you landing strip, shaved, wild and free?

i'm still in bed haha

you?

Rachel

Okay so normally it's completely naked! And I've shaved or faxed for so long that it's like regular skin.. Bare with no irritation.

But I tried to just get all wild lol and now it's jungle fever down there! I didn't know my lady hair growing ability!! Lol

I'm gonna shave it again soon. It's better for me.

Yeah still in bed;)

Me

haha...is your sister still in bed with you?

in a different universe that's sexy too hahahaha glad i didn't think/say that last night

Rachel

Lol yeah she's rubbing the area where my panty line disappears and asking me what you said!! Lmao!! No lol!!

[REMOVING PERSONAL DETAIL] and she left this morning so I'm in her bed alone like a weird older lady texting you.

Me

haha

so what's between you and the sheets?

Rachel

No way the picture is so bad!! You have to give me your number now lol lol

Hesitations hesitations lol

[SHE SENDS ME PICTURE OF HER HAND IN THE SIDE WAISTBAND OF HER BIKINI-CUT PANTIES]

Me

haha sexy skin

what are you hesitating for? you can do it! lol

something about you just gets me turned on...your cuteness, your flirtiness, your goofiness and combined with being all mature lol

Rachel

No you have to text me lol lol

I get a better angle when I can take pic..

I promise you with all my womaness lol I'll forget your number after today if you want lol

Me

[I SEND MY PHONE NUMBER]

ok?

Rachel

Awwww shit!!! I'm gonna ruin your life now lol lol!! Hahaha jk

Me

haha thats what i'm afraid of

surprise me w/ an awesome text

Rachel

Oh my gosh I did...

You didn't get it??

Me

No

now you have to resend or tell me on here!

Rachel

No text me goofy!! Did you seriously give me a random number!? I'm gonna die I. Someone else got my goodies!!

[SHE SENDS ME HER NUMBER]

Me

you sent goodies? i must see! just texted you

Rachel

Hi:)

Me

hi

just emailed you

and what are the coupe of things? i like how you bossed me back over here...very sexy!

Rachel

Hahahaha!! So if this lasts past today we should just use messenger..but up to you.

Other thing: I'm super insecure about my current jungle vagina..seriously!! But I'll do my best..third.. Do I get to see some more of you??

Me

haha what do you want to see?

i want to see jungle vagina lol

Rachel

Lol lol!! Okay I have to work up to it!!im a text pic virgin lol!!

I wanna see your goofy face right now with your "oh my god kiss me now eyes!!"

[SHE SENDS ME PICTURE OF HER HIP...FROM THE PANTIES TO JUST UNDER HER BREASTS...BOTTOM OF TANK IS PULLED UP TO REVEAL SKIN]

Me

ah you're teasing me

i like it

2 things

you said you've taken the goodie pic i should see it!

and you said if i gave you my text you had a video for me

well even though the text didn't work out!

Rachel

See those lines...stretch marks ..flaws!! Lol

What if someone else can hack into this? I'm freaking out lol

Me

those lines are sexy...i'd kiss each one!

it's gmail! no hacking lol

you're so sexy haha

Rachel

I'm curvy:( more than

Good curvy lol

The curvy kind of curvy lol

Me

and i like that

Rachel

No lol!! I had kids!! Curvy

I have ass! Lol lol omg

Me

haha ass is best!

Rachel

[SHE SENDS ME PIC OF INSIDE WAISTBAND OF PANTIES]

Me

especially if its riding on top of me flooding my thighs and sheets

Rachel

[SHE SENDS PIC OF PANTIES AND LEG]

[SHE SENDS PIC OF HER BREAST, PULLED OUT OF BRA AND TANK...ERASER-SIZED RED NIPPLES]

Me

wow you have a great nipple if this all works out can i suck on it while looking into your eyes?

Rachel

Make it work out! Run into me someday!!

Me

i want to have like a crazy all day session with you

in bed, against the wall, over a couch, etc!

Rachel

Fuck yessssss!!!

I wanna see you now show me what you look like right this second!

Dang you for makin me all tingly down there again!!! I don't know what it is about you..you've got me doin things!

Me

you look pretty hairless btw!

what are you doing?

Rachel

Gonna take a bath..with nakedness lol

Me

haha...i'm jealous. want to take it with you

what's your favorite sexual thing

Rachel

Where my pic crazy man??!

Too many I am so crazy with sex! I like position change because it's all so damn good!

Me

haha i already sent you one of my face . . .

ok, what's the kinkiest thing you want to do

that you've done or haven't done

Rachel

Nothing feels as good as gentle tongue massage on my clit though.

With alternating tongue flicker

Me

i bet you have a beautiful clit

Rachel

Umm I was married to a sex addict I've done it all..

You tell me your crazy. What you would do and you wouldn't surprize me!

No pic yet.. Never got one lol

Me

you didn't get my email?

well if you've done it all i don't know that i could turn you on!

what's the craziest thing you've done? i won't judge

i'll tell you mine then too haha

Rachel

Oh my gosh!! Keep sending me pics!! You're so crazy hot!! Kiss me now!

There's too many crazies to pick just one lol

Me

tell me a few haha

keep me going here girl

i want to kiss the spot on your hip from your last pic

Rachel

Probably anal I guess..

Anal in doggy style position with gentle clit rubbing..

Me

would you want me aggressive or do you like to be in control...or switch it up?

do you like anal?

i've never done it haha

Rachel

Switch up...it's so hot when you grab my hands and force them down and pull my legs apart.. And talking makes me lose my mind..

Telling me what you're gonna do while looking at me! When you take control its so intense for me!!

But then it makes me crazy!!

And I get all controlling to alternating riding then sucking then riding and licking you and sucking then riding...

Anal... It's kinda take it or leave it for me.

I did release super hard that time..it was crazy intense!!

[SHE SENDS PIC OF CHEST, NO TANK, JUST BRA]

Me

release super hard when?

speaking of super hard lol

that's how you have me

i want to have you against a wall, breathing on your neck, my hardness pressed into you...take off your bra...

Rachel

When I did the anal thing..

[SHE SENDS PIC OF HER FEET RESTING AGAINST FAUCET IN TUB]

Me

then turn you around and pull down your pants...get on my knees and pull down your panties

are you in the tub now or is that from a while back?

Rachel

I'm in;)

Me

then i want to nuzzle against your pussy before i pick you up over my shoulder and carry you to bed

you can run your hands over my ass while i carry you

Rachel

Show me your somethin..I wanna see all of you

I'm so hot for you right now!! I'm crazy!!

Me

but i thought you didn't like when guys sent you that

you should make a music video for me now

Rachel

You are like nobody I've ever met!!!

[SHE SENDS PIC OF SOAPY BREAST]

[SHE SENDS PIC OF SOAPY NIPPLE BETWEEN SQUEEZED FINGERS]

Show me I have to see you!!

Me

my cock?

Rachel

Mmmhmmmm

Me

you're so naughty

can i see the jungle?

Rachel

Show me first lol

Me

ok

stand by

is that bath water or your wetness btw? haha

Rachel

Bath water lol but I'm so so wet right now!!!

I can't do a musicly because my battery will die, but... Another face shot so you can remember where all this crazy comes from!!

[SHE SENDS PREVIOUSLY TAKEN PIC OF HER FACE, FULL MAKEUP, HAIR STYLED]

Me

sent

you need to get your battery working right so you can send a vid!

now my jungle shot please

Rachel

How come you can't send on here?

Me

i dunno...i never have haha

sorry!

Rachel

You're scared? Do it!!

Me

i'm not a sexpert like you

[I SEND PIC OF MY COCK AGAINST MY STOMACH]

i like when you bossy me

just makes me pulse even more

Rachel

[SHE SENDS VIDEO OF HERSELF MANIPULATING HER NIPPLE]

You're crazy hot!! I want you to play with me so so bad!!

Me

if i was w/ you right now it wouldn't be romantic though

i'm so revved up it would just be like animal haha

Rachel

There's soap everywhere sorry! Lol

[SHE SENDS PIC OF HER HAND RUBBING HER CLIT UNDERWATER]

Me

so sexy

Rachel

Then let's be both!! Let's hang out and be bullshit funny and then get hot together!! I would let you do anything..

[SHE SENDS PIC OF MIDDLE TWO FINGERS VERY DEEP INSIDE HER PUSSY]

Me

i want to lick all the way from the bottom to the top...and then flick my tongue on your clit

omg

let me see your clit and pubic hair

can i rub my face against it?

Rachel

Yes please!!

Me

[I SEND PIC OF MY LEAKING COCK]

i'm starting to stroke

Rachel

Oh my gosh!!! Please come and see me!! I'm so crazy about you right now!!

[SHE SENDS TWO MORE PICTURES OF HER VAGINA, SHOWING SOME OF HER REDDISH PUBIC HAIR]

Me

are you floodng?

let me see your pubic hair for real...and don't trim it before we get together...the first time we should go au natural and the second time you can trim or shave

Rachel

Okay if you want it..;)

You mean let you see it now? Lol

That's it..it's kinda blonde

Me

yeah now lol

Rachel

[SHE SENDS :30 VIDEO OF HER MASTURBATING]

[SHE SENDS PIC OF HER SPREADING HER LIPS]

Me

i'm gonna cum soon

i wish i could right on your pubic hair

Rachel

Good!! Can you video it.. I wanna see

Me

you're so fucking naughty

i'm like blue balling because you've made me hard for so long

Rachel

I'm really not!! You do this to me lmao!!!

Me

you are too! haha and when we first started talking you were disgusted by guys sending their junk and now you want to watch me cum for you. that's SO HOT

Rachel

[SHE SENDS PIC OF HER SUCKING HER FINGER]

It's you really!!

You made me crazy!!

I'm in a bathroom on the 4th of July thinking about how I want you inside me so bad!!

I want you to feel how fucking wet I am!!! It's insane!!

You're my new favorite thing to do lol lol

Me

are you in the tub with full makeup? goodness you are sexy

i want you to do me until your legs are weak and you can't walk

i'll still be hard for you

Rachel

Lol um yeah I am..I'm dumb!! Hahaha

Me

i want you to grind me slow, ride me fast, let me pound you deep...everything

i have no idea how another man isn't appreciating you right now

Rachel

Perfect!! You get it!

We would have the most amazing sex you don't even know.

Me

i want to believe you

you can do anything to me you want

Rachel

No way??! Really?

Me

yeah

what do you want

i'll give you anal if you want i'll even like literally kiss your ass lol but you have to have your hand running through my hair while you do

Rachel

You can have all of me...whatever you want!

Fuck!! you make me hot!!!

And I never even say fuck lol lol

Did you cum??

Me

close i got distracted lol

have you cum?

i'm just imagining like a super cut of me carrying you over my shoulder spanking your ass, then of me on top of you with your legs up and we watch together as my cock slides into you

Rachel

Yes like three times omg

Me

then of you bent over a couch looking back at me as i keep thrusting into you

do you talk dirty in real life?

Rachel

You can't carry..I told you I'm curvy!! Lol

I would talk dirty to you.. My mind gets dirty when I get hot

Me

i bet i could carry

Rachel

No!! Lol!!

Me

like seriously what are you doing today

Rachel

[SHE SENDS VERY SEXY FOGGED MIRROR SHOT]

Curvy!! Hahahaha

Me

urrrrrrgggh i want you

Rachel

Umm I don't have a plan today..nothing at all

Me

those curves are hot

Rachel

I made it look good..really they aren't..

But if it's dark enough and you're not weird about it I could still fuck you up with my crazy wild woman moves lol lol!!

Me

haha

ass pic?

Rachel

Don't cum without video!! I mean it!!

I have to see!!

Me

i SO cannot believe i'm doing this haha

i want to bend you over that sink so we can watch in the mirror

i'm def going to cum by 2 because i have to get lunch and get some work done haha

i'm spending my 4th jacking off to a hot milf i don't even know

Rachel

Lol omg!!! Right?!

Me

when we're together where do you want my cum?

Rachel

Trick question right lol

I want it inside me...

That's nerve wracking I know..

You could cum in my mouth

Me

haha

the sexy thing about cumming inside is when the girl tells you later when she's at work that it's going down her leg...not that i know that from experience haha

would you stick your tongue out for it?

Rachel

Mmmmhmmm if you want it..

The sexiest thing about coming inside is smelling you all day

Me

mmmmm

that's hot

i've never done this but

ummm, actually i probably shouldn't say it lol

Rachel

Say it. Say anything to me!! Anything!!

Me

i would cum inside you, then go down on you to make you cum, and then even makeout with you if you wanted

you're driving me crazy and making me lose all boundaries

Rachel

Yes!!! Omg!! We have to be together!!

Say yes

Me

YES

Rachel

Mmmmhmmmm!!

Me

if you want to smell me all day i could cum on your nipples and you could rub it in too

i want to cum on your ass, on the cheeks, between the cheeks...i want to like mark you everywhere

Rachel

You are making me fuckin crazy!!! All of you!! I have to have you

Me

tell me what you'd do so i'll cum for you RIGHT NOW

or even better tell me in a video lol

Rachel

Oh my gosh!!

Okay let me text it first and then we'll see I just messed my whole frickin face up with my wild release!

Me

what do you mean you messed up your face? with an orgasm? i can watch that too haha

i need video lol i want to like cum on your face in the video haha

Rachel

I'm out of the bath and I cummed so much that I got sweaty and heated and messed my face up. No make up lol

Me

even hotter!

Rachel

But...

If I was with you right now you could look at me with those crazy blue eyes and I would be breathing so fucking heavy. I would tell you all the things I wanna do with you..

I would lick down your stomach and kiss you and where your stomach meets you mmmmhmmm...

Then I would alternate kissing and licking your inside of your legs..

Until I slowly move up to your super hard cock...then slowly lick up to the head..then back down..then kiss

Then circle my tongue around and gentle suck just the head..then move my tongue around it..

Then take you all in my mouth.

Then stop

Then look at your face..then go again

Me

mmmmm

Rachel

Then back up with gentle kissing. Then massage your tongue with mine and put my mouth all over you..heavy breathing while my body is "mya rocking" lol

Then gently put all of you inside me

Then slowly move down.. Then back up..

Then down with my ass..

There's gonna be definite wetness so it will slide in and out in and out.

Me

cummmmmmmmming

fgfhghghjgf

Rachel

Yes!!!!'

Lol lol

Me

i came like everywhere haha

i think i should see you in person

today

Rachel

Not on my:(

Are you serious?!

Me

and then if you want i can cum on you haha

if you are

Rachel

Where's my vid!!!? Wtf lol lol

Me

oh shit!!!! i didn't do one haha sorry

well even better for you to see in person

how can i shoot a vid while i'm stroking? haha

Rachel

Lol yeah..

Where would we go?

Me

i have no idea

after today i'm working like non-stop and out of town next weekend though

so i can't wait haha

we could meet halfway and if it goes well i could get us a room? is that too slutty?

Rachel

I'm kinda scared. Not of you. I wanna see you so so bad.

I'm scared of me. I can make myself look really good because I don't want you to see my flaws.. If you see me for real..

I have stretch marks and cellulite and ummm my body is not at all.. Cute curvy

Me

i don't even care...your mind is sexy af

and the things you want to do turn me on

on your face is gorgeous

Rachel

Your perfect though..

Me

you don't know that

Rachel

You have muscles and you're so fucking beautiful.

I had kids.. Really I'm serious!! I'm umm gross to me

Google stomach of 32 year old mom lol

Then tell me you wanna see me again lmao!! Hahaha

Me

so what if i wasn't me what if i was a 32 yr old guy, you'd be okay then?

Rachel

I want you anyway.. You're my kinda crazy!! You get me!

But if you had two babies with someone shit goes down hill lol

Me

ok so just imagine i'm 32

Rachel

I could hit send you dressing room pics so you could see... Then you could change your mind..

If you still really want it

I'll meet you

Just*

Me

send me dressing room pics then :

Rachel

:(

Really??

Me

yeah!

Rachel

Okay be nice!!

I mean it!

I just showed you my vagina lol

Me

exactly! you can't be embarrased if you showed me your vagina haha

Rachel

[SHE SENDS 3 PICTURES. ONE IN A MIRROR AT HOME, TWO IN FITTING ROOM MIRRORS TRYING ON DRESSES]

See gross!! Right there lol I sent you the grossest one:(:(

Me

how are those not hot?

that yellow dress!!!!!

i want to be in that fitting room with you and just slide it above your ass

Rachel

I'm not even average.. I'm so curvy

Me

and pray you're not wearing panties lol

Rachel

I could meet you today with no panties

Me

yes!

so just imagine i'm 32 also

32 and married with kids or something

Rachel

Wait we have to talk about mature shit right now lol!

Me

would you meet me then?

ok go ahead!

Rachel

How old are you really?

Me

is this the "mature shit?" lol

Rachel

Yes!!! It has to go right!

I don't want you just today.

We gotta be the coolest friends that go to karaoke bars and have drinks and freak dance and then you slam your crazy man goodness into me lol

Me

haha

i'm not good at karaoke but i'll go if it means i get to slam lol

i'm already hard from your yellow dress haha

Rachel

I'm not either lol!! Drunk me is fun though and I don't care about being good..

It's funny

Me

how old is that pic?

Rachel

Which one?

Umm age please mister!!

The yellow? Last week. I went to a wedding and was trying to be funny lol

Me

have you noticed your funny is always sexy?

how old do you want me to be? lol...is 32 your age?

Rachel

Not to most people.. Most people don't get me.

That's why my first message to you was how much you made my day..

It was about who I am..

Not my pink sugar lol

I'm 32. Now tell me

Me

haha why wouldn't i be the age i said?

Rachel

Are you?

Me

so if i was 32 and married what would you say...knowing the night we had. i'm curious. would you still meet today?

if i was stll attractive of course haha

Rachel

No not if you were married.

I care about people and I was messed up pretty bad:/

I'd wanna have Starbucks with you and smack you in your abs because you would make me laugh so hard. If wanna kiss you so bad and I'd think about you all day..

But I wouldn't wanna destroy you

Id*

Me

but if i had a gf you would haha

what do you mean destroy

Rachel

You're on pof lol

I wouldn't know anything about it

Me

haha i know but last night you said you'd f me even if i had a gf

Rachel

If you had a family and I messed with you..

Your kids. Your lady.. You.

Me

how would you know if i was married?

ah

Rachel

I did!! Because you can have a gf for 20 minutes or 20 years but if your texting me your gf has nothing to do with me!! Plus...you really have me crazy about you lol

Plus technically right now..I'm your secret gf lol lol lol

I just decided! Done!!

Me

haha

Rachel

Tell me what city you live in. You live by yourself?

Me

so you wouldn't tell your friends about going sexually crazy with a younger guy? i'd be your secret? haha

[I SAY MY CITY]

yes

and I really am 27

Rachel

Oh I'd have to tell someone!!

I just freaked out over you for two hours to my sister last night!

She was like..omg [HER NAME] what the hell are you doin?!

I'm like but I want him and look at those eyes!!

So 27?

We're like 5 years apart

Me

haha before we got sexual or during?

Rachel

Before lol..it was during text.

She was like what are you smiley about smiley girl and I went mad over you lol!!

Next question...

STDs:

How do you know?

Me

i assume i don't have any...i use protection (unless in a relatinship and she's on the pill) and i have a physical once a year for my job

i bet you'd love to see me turn and cough haha

Rachel

Hahahahaha omg!!

Me

so even when you were telling me we were friends you told your sister otherwise lol

Rachel

I just got checked 2 weeks ago again. I always ask them to check for everything because I'm sort of a freak out about shit kinda girl

Me

will you tell your sister about what happened late last night and today? lol

Rachel

No lol she kept trying to talk with me and I was so distracted. And she's like wtf are you doin..and I'm like oh my god mye heart is pounding look at this guy!!

And she was like.. He's young right?? And then I said too young? And she said hmm I don't think so.

Me

haha

good sister!

Rachel

I would tell her but not right away.

I literally just opened [DATING SITE] yesterday so she would call me skeezy and I'd never live it down!

You're my passionate marriage rebound omg!!

Me

haha

perfect

so where should we meet? [LOCATION]?

it would be crazy if we met in a fitting room or something

Rachel

How long do you have?

Me

today i can make free

Rachel

You don't wanna go to a bar or something with her an someone she meets lol?

How do you want it to be? What do you like to do? We kinda have to talk for a little so my nervous will go away!!

And I have no money!! I'm a couch surfer these days !

Me

this is really forward but we could talk and if we can't resist i could get us a room

we can meet however you want...coffeeshop, mall, crazy dressing room surprise haha

any way i can laugh and get the wild woman lol

Rachel

Lol okay let me think

I have to get ready that takes a little

Me

that's fine

is that yellow dress too much for a monday?

Rachel

I didn't buy it lol

I bought the orange one though

Don't hurt me okay. I've never done this before

Me

you think i have? lol

is the orange one monday appropriate?

Rachel

I don't but..you hear crazy stories.

Don't be crazy!! Please don't be crazy!

Orange is Monday appropriate lol

Me

haha i won't be

crazy to put my face on your chest maybe

orange it is with no panties

Rachel

Maybe panties cuz I'll be nervous lol but trust me if you want me after.. I'll take all of it off

Me

haha ok

god i want you

Rachel

I've never been to [LOCATION]. What hotel would we go to if we go lol?

Me

i want to feel you against me right now...kissing you, my hardon against your stomach

i can figure that out

Rachel

My stomach is gooey lol!!

Me

would you reach between us and stroke me while we kissed?

Rachel

Are you serious?! You really wanna do this?

Me

if you do!

but i'm supposed to meet up w/ friends @ 3 so i should know at some point haha

Rachel

I really really do like a lot!!

I need to calm my sexy down though so you can just see me for me..then we'll know

Oh that's perfect.. Because I have to do my hair and stuff

Me

what do you mean calm your sexy down

Rachel

I mean I want your cock in my mouth lol

I need to like have small talk with you and calm the fuck down first!!

Me

haha i don't think we'll calm down honestly

i want my cock in your mouth too lol

Rachel

I don't want it to just be a crazy sex thing though.

I want you to have the coolest day ever and have this crazy wild fun friendship.

You are so much fun!!

Me

i agree

i feel like honestly and selfishly the first time will just be sex...lots and lots of sex

and thats okay

and that's awesome

and then once that tension is gone we can have the coolest day ever

whats the coolest day ever you want to have?

Rachel

We have to talk first lol

Me

sounds good lol

Rachel

Oh my gosh I'm freaking out!!

Me

ok i'm serious about it but should we wait until you're calmer?

Rachel

I want it so bad! I don't want to get murdered lol

Don't murder me. Tell me where you work

Me

haha i'm def not a murderer

[I TELL HER WHERE I WORK AND SEND A LINK]

Rachel

You really haven't met anyone else?

Me

i've only been on this shortly

i don't want you to be all nervous though

so we can wait if you want

Rachel

No! Lol

Me

haha you need to make up your mind

Rachel

Unless you're hesitant..

Me

no just need to make plans haha

Rachel

Okay would you rather do anything else? It's okay if you do wanna.. Lol

Me

no i'd rather do you

Rachel

I smoke! I smoke cigarettes! Did you know?!

Me

I just need to get u and do something haha

*get up

i didn't...but not a dealbreaker

ok...5:30 at starbucks in [LOCATION]...how does that sound?

Rachel

Sounds good I think.. How long does it take for me to get to [LOCATION]? Lol

Me

i think it takes us both a half hour

let me know by 4:30 if you're coming or not (you can text me)

Rachel

I think it's like an hour an a half for me lol

Me

what? oh

sorry!

i thought it was half-way

Rachel

It's not bad 50 minutes

Me

can i say something really really naughty?

Rachel

Yes please

Call me

Me

take away that we're going to chat and chill and just have a blast...you're a mother driving an hour to meet a young guy to get totally worshipped and licked and fucked...i know that's so wrong but it also makes it so hot to me

Rachel

Lol wild right? You're the greatest and craziest adventure I've ever done!!

Can I Facebook stalk you?

Me

um, ok?

stalk me?

Rachel

Lol it makes me feel safe!!

Yes friend me..I'll request right now..

I could be your secret work associate or stylist lol

Me

?

Rachel

Lol call me

[SHE SENDS HER NUMBER AGAIN]

Me

i already have your number silly

i'm actually leaving right now though

let me know by 4:30, ok?

Rachel

I'll silly your ass!

Lol k

What's your fb name though

Me

ok, hopping in the car

text me if you need

Rachel

Okay..I can't find you:(

What's your profile pic look like?

Or just friend me..

[SHE SENDS FACEBOOK LINK]

Rachel

Here's the thing.. I'm 96% comin to see you for sure. I already told my sister in intense crazy excitement goofy laughter that I'm meetin the crazy gorgeous younger one for coffee..

My hesitation is not based on you. If you are you..the you that made me crazy then we are definitely gonna mmmmhmmm..

My hesitation is based on not ever doing this before and ladies that get dumped in ditches.

Facebook stalking or chatting with you on the phone makes me feel like it's real...

I'm getting in the shower now so if want to..

I'm sure we'll have awkward coffee and maybe some crazy crazy


Epilogue: we met up, it was crazy sexy wild (this isn't my first time doing something like this, full disclosure). She was pretty curvy, but had a fairly thin frame and arms with a HUGE ass and good sized boobs. Full makeup, blond hair totally styled.