Junior year Halloween- a nurse, a witch, Daisy Duke, Hermione and a princess | 2016

Daisy came early. She was visiting from Akron, a nursing student with Irish skin and blue eyes you could fall in. She was slim and soft, with shoulder length choir girl hair and hips that sang. She was meeting her friends out but needed a place to park and change. She knocked and we went directly to the half bath under the stairs. The secret service were smoking pot and doing shots with Buzz Lightyear and a sexy bunny right outside the door. It was cramped in there with her huge big bag as she set it down facing the mirror with me behind her. She bent at the hips not the knees and it was on. I pulled her into me and she rolled her hips back and forth. I can't remember if I pulled them down or she did but her pants were around her ankles and I got in. It was quick. My Gov. Schwarzenegger suit was intact, zipper down. She stopped me by going tight and joked, "I'm just changing" I'd like to say I said something sexy or memorable, but I think I just smiled and said "yea" and we went back to it. I tried not to cum but I couldn't help myself. She had her right leg up with her panties still around her ankle, foot pushing on the door knob and the other leg was kneed into the vanity. She kind of did this squeel of joy and it put me over. We stayed in for what felt like a few minutes as I kind of shuddered and she breathed heavy. We talked about life as old friends do until I fell out. She made a joke about forgetting to take her pill as she slid on her daisy dukes shorts and buttoned up her blouse. I soaked in our moment as she did her makeup. Then we slipt out and I don't think anyone even noticed. It was just ours. She hugged me bye as her ride showed up, I remember watching her leave.

Nurse Betty showed up about 5pm, we'd been drinking tequilla since 2.

She was pretty, a natural red head tight everywhere. An only child soon to be law student daddy's girl with a deep affection for thin mints, expensive drinks, and blury nights. She brought her friends from John Carrol. A thick blonde cop, a shy and slim jewish girl as Hermione from Harry Potter, a big voluptuous blonde french maid, and 2 happy drunk miller light refs. We all started drinking heavily. Within 30 minutes we were back in my bedroom, Twin bedding it up. She attacked me and was on top of me. My shirt only lost 1 button as she ripped it open and started riding my thigh. She worked her way down and started trying to swallow me. She gagged. I'd been with her many times before but never with such determination. She couldn't stick the landing and puked Cabo Wabo all over me.

It what may be the seminal moment in my life, she took my bed spread and mopped it up as she was still gaggin. She literally had it clean.. well clean enough in like 7 seconds. She said, "just a speed bump baby," as she went back at it. I think I lasted another 20 seconds. I never knew someone could like me that much!

Thankfully since my shirt was open it didn't get on either of our costumes. We died laughing about it afterwards. It could have been a Third Eye Blind song. Anyway we went back out to the main party and started playing drinking games. I ended up upstairs in Willy Wonka's room with my secret service smoking pot and in walks John Belushi from animal house with Not-Glinda, a sexy thick witch communications major with huge breasts and an even huger ego. We'd tried but failed before and she was housed. I didn't talk to her and she kind of huffed out of the room. I was trying to walk past her down the stairs when she grabbed at me. She was sitting cheerleader style at the top of the steps and I could see down her low cut top with her brim of her hat blocking her vision. And she said it was good to see me. I bent down to her level and put one hand on the inside of her thigh. I ran close to the Danger Zone and said with the drunken confidence of Zeus, "I bet you miss me," her panties felt thin and feminine. She made a pout and kind of presented herself to me. I fucking loved it. I kissed her cheek and went downstairs!

I put on my Schwarzenegger mask and gathered the secret service and we went downtown. Nurse Betty was under my arm and we felt like we owned the street. There were 7 Mario characters and one B-E-A-utiful Princess Peach riding real go karts around downtown. I remember thinking my life could be a movie when I saw DK throw a banana peel down and Wario flipped him off as he swerved to miss it. The other sweetest costumes we saw was on the other side of the street this huge paper mache Pacman was chasing a guy in a banana costume with 4 huge paper mache ghosts chasing him. And Everyone was cheering and Pacman 'ate' the banana and all the ghosts flipped around and turned white. I remember we were in front of a frat house that put up a wrestling ring in their front yard and Mach Man was giving us shots because he loved John Belushi and he was all like, "OHH YEAAAAAH! FUCK EM UP PACMAN! TOWER OF POWER TO SWEET TO BE SOUR FUNKY LIKE A MONKEY OOHHHHH YEAH!" It's strange the things we keep with us.

It was a cold October night on our long sobering pilgrimage back to our townhouse. Hermione and Nurse Betty were on either side of me, Betty was wearing my jacket and Hermione was wearing a secret service jacket over their costumes to stay warm. I pulled them both in, arms around their hips, and had my hand move back around behind Betty's hips to underneath and eventually inside her as it took many steps to work out the mechanics of how to slide with her stride. It was 4 city blocks of bliss. I got greedy and horny as I pulled Hermione closer. I was firmly grabbing her ass when she finally tensed up and came to her senses. My hand returned above the hard deck for not long enough because the second time she hip bumped me playfully when I tried reaching all the way around to the front. We finally settled on my ring and middle pressed between her waistband and hip bone. She was walking crooked, lightly thrusting into my fingers and I tried to return the pressure. It now occurred to me that the group we were walking with had people in front and behind us. But nobody knew, we were dancing down the street. Going up a slight hill ruined the rhythm and 3 became 2.

On the way in we discovered that the voluptuous French Maid had domed a bottle of twisted something and big leg dropped the coffee table on her way up to Buzz Lightyear's room where she had passed out. Nurse Betty went with her friends to help/laugh/take mental pictures of their friend when I went to my room where Not-Glinda was waiting for me.

She said she was ready and I said I wasn't. I told her to get dressed and leave. She wasn't as upset about it as I'd hoped she'd be. I started smoking pot at my computer and when I got up everyone else had passed out in the living room. I went upstairs where 1 of my secret service was playing WoW in Willy Wonka's room with our roommate in nothing but a tiara wrapped in a blanket behind him on his bed. I picked her up He-man style and carried her to her room. I laid her down and then hopped in behind her. I tried to unwrap her like a burrito but she was laying on it. In her almost only contribution to the night she raised her hips so I could spin her out of the blanket and we were facing each other as I went down on her. I was slow and deliberate and didn't stop until she quivered. I came up and she wiped my face with her forearm and we kissed. Then we fell asleep, it was the only time we were together in 11 months of living together.

I woke up alone in her bed, Nurse Betty and her posse had left and the princess was at work. When I was making breakfast Daisy Duke showed up, looking as ragged as I felt. Over coffee we recounted our evenings and I drove her to her car at the stadium. Before she got out she went down on me. She was tired and it was slow going. I could barely get hard and I pulled her up and we laughed about it, kissed and she left.

I miss college.