Inventory of Conquests (M/F) (Part 1 - long) | 2016

This is a list of all the women I had sex with, a description of the acts themselves and a description of the events leading to said encounters. I guess it is not a story in itself but I believe it can be an enjoyable read nevertheless. I decided to do this mainly for myself as an exercise to remember those good moments and decided to share it with you guys as well. I was inspired to do it in this format after seeing a similar post a few weeks ago, I don't remember which user it was.

Disclaimer : this is the unaltered truth as recalled from memory 10+ years in some cases after the fact. No embellishment, in some cases I blew it and tell it as it is. I try to convey the feelings I had at the time and the feelings I believe the various girls I slept with had as well. Finally, English is not my first language so easy please. I don't believe there is a chance in a million I'll be recognized (+ throwaway) but I changed the names of girls with unusual names with equally unusual names.

Me

I will begin by briefly introducing myself. I am 32 now, I have always been a nerdy type, good in school, not interested much in sport but still, I jogged, played volleyball, badminton and tennis but mainly for my own fun, not competitively. I started to lift weights at around age 14 and continued until I left for College, I was in fairly good shape, muscular type. I am 5'11'', always been around 200 pounds, not much fat early on but now let's just say that I work at an office job ;). I guess I could be described as a rugged type of guy, I cut my own firewood, build furniture for a hobby and love to go hunting, fishing, hiking and camping. I am very easy going and get along well with almost anybody. I travelled quite a bit, having visited 30+ countries with a backpack over a two and a half year period during which I mostly wandered in the US, Central America and Europe. I have always been a shy type with women and feel that I missed a TON of opportunity, if I could go back in time ohh watchout ladies of the past! Cockwise, well I will let you discover this while you read the stories.

Melissa

The first girl I did anything sexual with, it was during a party and we were both around 16 and consequently didn't know how to drink and were both pretty drunk. Had I not been drunk I would have stayed the heck away from this girl, she had the reputation of the school slut and certainly has sucked her share of cocks by the time she sucked mine! She was a petite blonde with a pretty face with freckles, I didn’t get to see her body naked.

So yeah we were making out at this party and just enjoying each other when she asked me if I wanted to go outside, I followed her to the side of the house (it was in the fall so pretty cold – we were alone outside), she got on her knees and gave me my first blowjob! I remember that her hands were so cold on my shaft... I still managed to cum, she finished me with her hand but half my load went into her hair, she was too drunk to care, she wiped her hands on her jeans, not her first cock as I said... After that she asked me for a ride home in my truck, I didn't even have my driving license! She was pretty disappointed when I told her that, to this day I think she sucked me just to get a drive. I was the hero of the week among my guy friends at school.

Kim

My first real girlfriend, we were together for about 10 months. Sexually we slowly progressed to lose our virginity together (kinda). She was an athletic girl with large breasts with perfect aureolas and tiny nipples that became rock hard when she was turned on, probably the best boobs I had the joy of 'man handling'. She loved to give me boob jobs, her pussy was always perfectly shaved with a small landing strip. She was the first girl I ate out, I loved it, she tasted good and enjoyed it so much that it made me enjoy it. Oral wise, she would only agree to suck me in the shower, I didn’t think much of it then, I guess she was a beginner but doing her best, overall those were not the worse blowjobs I received she could probably only get about a third of my dick in her mouth but she was good at using her boobs and hands at the same time. The first time she saw my cock, she complimented me on it saying I was bigger than her previous bf (yaye, ego boost!) I ended up fucking her about a week before we broke up, on her parents beds of all places (don't do this people – there are other memories you want of your first time). I guess as all first times, it was quite disappointing, despite a lot of lube and preparation I managed to hurt her pretty bad, we tried a second time in the same week and I only managed to get about half of my dick in. She broke up with me after that and she is now a lesbian, go figure ;)

Jessica

A blind date that my cousin brought for a weekend at the cottage, not the prettiest of girls but she was sweet, the only redhead in my conquests despite my fetish for them so I still cherish that moment with her. I don't believe she had ANY sexual experience. My cousin and his gf were in the cottage with us and the evening was progressing well, we all had quite a bit to drink and the couples had started to make out and I was touching her inner thighs and breasts without much restraint, she was breathing heavily and her face was red, she clearly was massively turned on and was grinding on my thigh on and my rock hard cock that could be felt through my jeans.

We decided to go outside, we sat on the boat porch next to the lake, it didn’t take long to hear my cousin and her gf fucking wildly inside the cottage, she grabbed my cock through my jeans at that point. She was quite shy and asked my permission to take it out... I gladly obliged, I think it was the first time she saw a cock in the flesh and she was quite fascinated with it, she spent quite a bit of time observing it and playing with it, I loved that. At some point she said : So I am supposed to jerk it? I told her to go ahead. For a first timer she did a great job, as all inexperienced girl she was probably afraid to hurt me and softly stroked it, she alternated speed and pressure, she even gave me a kiss on the tip but didn’t want to take it in her mouth, I think she was afraid I would come in her mouth, I should have told her that I would not. I came on her hands and she then proceeded to lick a drop of semen from her hand 'I always wanted to know how it tasted like' she said. She asked me how she did and I complimented her, telling her she was great! I don't think she believed me but it was true! I offered to give her oral but she refused, I argued that it was not fair that I was the only one to have an orgasm and I managed to convince her to let me finger her. She had an unshaved but pleasant pussy, I fingered her with one or two fingers while I played with her clit with my thumb, I think she was clearly enjoying this but I believe she faked an orgasm to end it, we went to bed and back to civilization after that and I never saw her again.

Kim

No, not the same one! Kim 2 was a girl in one of my class in college, a short brunette with big boobs and glasses that gave her an intelligent air. I invited her for dinner at my apartment, we watched a movie, started kissing before beginning to touch each other, we slowly progressed to remove each others clothing. I noticed something wrong at some point, this girl was probably not the one spending the most time in the shower! I was quite turned off frankly but my dick was telling me to continue! On the plus side she had pleasantly shaped breasts with really dark nipples that got quite big and hard when she got turned on. I managed to pass on a condom and fuck her, her pussy was unshaven and unkept. I came quickly in the condom and got off of her, she didn’t come. She left shortly after, I went to bed feeling like crap. She called me the day after for another date but told her I would see her in class, there never was another date.

Tanya

Tanya was a girl from out of town with which I was chatting on IRC (ah the good old times) we chatted for a few months before she could plan a trip to the city where I studied. Our online conversation were quite explicit and she freely shared her sexual experiences with other guys, I had a pretty clear idea of what I was getting in with her!

She was a bigger girl with a really pretty face, brunette again, I remember that she wore a jeans skirt and white panties underneath, within two minutes of her being in my apartment I had managed to see her panties already (I think she was helping a bit). Within 5 minutes, she had my dick in her mouth. She was great at giving head, she managed to take about half of it in her mouth, she told me I was the biggest she ever had in her mouth. It is at this point that I began to realize that maybe I was beating the average size wise. She asked me how big it was, I had measured it previously but didn’t remember, I had no reference to compare it to anyway so it was just a number (remember peeps, that was before Wikipedia). She asked if I had a ruler : Yes right there on the desk, she measured my cock, repositioned the ruler to make sure and announced the verdict... 7 ¾ inches. Nice she said, now I need to ride this.

I was still laying on my back in my bed, she passed a condom (that's when I realized I had to go for something else than the regular sized condoms!) and slowly lowered herself on my cock. I won't lie, she did all the job, I was still quite inexperienced at that time, she rode me for quite a while, almost sensing when she had to slow down to stop me from coming too early, she was playing with her clit with one hand while reaching behind her back to caress my balls, I was in heaven, we came almost simultaneously. We talked online for quite a bit after that but she made a boyfriend, we only were together this once.

Suzanne Another girl I met online, I was probably around 20-21 at that point and she was, I think, 27. We never flirted much online but we had interesting conversation regarding history, economy and politics (yes it can be interesting to some persons!) She lived in a different city that was closer to my hometown (about 45 min) than the town where I was studying. I was back home for a long weekend with nothing to do and asked her on ICQ : Me : So what's up? Suzanne : not much you? Me : Oh not much either, I am at my parents place for the weekend. Suzanne : You have a car? Me : Yes, why? Suzanne: Want to invite me to dinner? I'll give you a blowjob after ;) ;)

I laughed it out, clearly thinking the blowjob part was a joke! I still replied something like : always up for dinner! So we managed the details, I met her the same day for dinner at an Italian restaurant in town. Suzanne was a tall woman (about 6 feet) even more with her heels she had on that night. She didn’t have much curves but her legs were nicely defined and her heels gave her ass that bump. She had square glasses and wavy brown hair cut at the jaw line. She looked extremely attractive and distinguished but not in a sexual way. I remember her hands from that dinner though, long fingers, manicured nails and just enough jewelery to get attention to them; they were magnificent. We managed to have a pleasant dinner, the word I could use to describe it was 'professional'. I had absolutely no doubt in my mind that sex was NOT on the menu. I paid the bill and we met in the lobby, she lived at walking distance from the restaurant and I had my car just outside. Jokingly, I told her with a wink : So that blowjob? Expecting her to laugh it off. Instead she replied : Well, why don't you accompany me home?

The rest of the night is one of my best sexual memory. I have so many specific memories of her, the way she wrapped her magnificent hand around my cock, how the hair above her pussy was perfectly trimmed in a triangular shape, how she kept on her heels while we had sex, her lacy panties, how my cum dripped on her lips and her chin after I came in her mouth, how she said she loved my cock and fell asleep while clutching it in her hand, how I complimented her on her dimple above her ass and how she offered me to fill them with cum after fucking her from behind.

I visited Suzanne almost every weekend for a few months, it is with her that I perfected my sexual 'training' so to speak. In the end, distance killed the relationship but if there is one woman that got away, it is certainly her, I am happily married now but she could easily have been the one had I been at another stage of my life. I found her on Facebook a few years ago and she now has a wonderful family, I didn’t friend her because I am afraid of what will happen if we start to talk again.

Damn guys, this is longer than I thought to write, 6 down 14 to go. Too bad I started with the boring one so to speak as I didn't have much sexual experience and we mostly fooled around. Do you guys like this? Should I continue?

I still have those girls to go 'through'! I didn’t even get to Europe yet!

Isabelle, Julie and Claire, Katherine, Kim, Alma, Karina, Karine, Annika, Tuya, Lisa, Bea, Alina, Erin, Helen

EDIT : Got PMs asking for proof of size of dick... hmm ok picture available upon request I guess...