I just put 3 ripe peeled bananas into [M]y ass | 2016

I had 3 very ripe bananas laying around and was bored so I decided to put them in my ass and see how long I could hold them in.

The first part of the story is an album with pics: http://imgur.com/a/PveTc

It was a lot of work to get them in my ass, they were super mushy and broke up. I figured out a good way to get the mush in using a condom.

After I got clean I put on tight underwear and jeans and sat down to the computer.

I started sweating after about 15 minutes. 40 minutes after I got them in the first waves of contractions started. Very intense but I could hold it and nothing leaked out. More sweat and a bit of a relaxing for a moment. 10 minutes later the contractions came back even stronger. No matter how hard I squeezed and clenched I still leaked out a bit of mush.

After 10 more minutes the contractions came back, more intense. This banana wants out. It's now at the 1 hour mark and I'm not going to be able to hold it in much longer, I'm losing this battle. On one of the harder contractions more leaks out and I can feel it squishing between my ass cheeks. This time that little release doesn't stop the waves. Another big wave crashes against my sphincter and sploosh, a bigger gush of mush sprays into my underwear. Wet and messy for sure now, I can see the jeans darkening as the moisture soaks through.

I'm off to grab a towel so I don't soak this chair. Walking to the closet was exciting. I had to pause 3 times to ride out more waves. I'm sweaty now and I'm not going to last much longer.

Another bunch of waves, these are growing in intensity and I can feel my asshole losing this battle. Pushing down as hard as I can on the chair and clenching the next blast gushes out of my laboring ass and I feel it going UP my asscrack I'm pushing down so hard.

That felt good, relief at last, now just a bit tight and grumbly down below decks.

I think that has to be at least 1 banana gone, 2 to go.

I'm going to get something to drink, there is a lot of sweat.

The stairs were an experience. On the trip back with my beer the storm gathered momentum. I stopped for a minute but it was obvious this was not just a squall. Clenched and taking it one step at a time I still lost more of the banana. This is evil.

The waves come about every 3 seconds and with every third or forth one I lose a bit more but it's not letting up.

As the pressure builds I realize I'm going to have to let a bit out to control it so as the next contraction starts I don't clench as tight to let a bit out.

WOW, I'm pretty sure that was an entire banana worth that just gushed out and filled my shorts.

Still sweating and still contracting I'm spent, the next few pulses just continue to fill my underwear. Squishing past my legs to my balls and up the crack until it feels like it is going to come over the top of my jeans.

This feeling of hot squishy banana mush is hard to describe, it's thick and slimy and some of the water in the banana soaks through my jeans but it isn't blatant.

I lasted about an hour and a half before I could not keep it discrete. Until then I could probably have been around people and except for the cramping and sweating it would seem normal.

This is a trip I recommend you all take.

Off to the shower to clean up.