I fucked [m]y passed out girl[f]riend. | 2016

I have wanted to tell this story here for a long time and have finally found the words after a couple of glasses of whiskey. This happened about three years ago.

It was a Friday or Saturday night out at the local bar that was within walking distance of our apartment. I have always been a lightweight when it comes to booze but tonight I was making sure to lag behind my girlfriend for a different reason than usual. I wanted her to get really drunk, but not so drunk she was going to get sick. I had to stay close to sober to make sure her drinks were getting her to just the right point.

After ordering her a couple of beers and what was probably a couple of Long Island's I felt like it was time to head back to our apartment several blocks away. Getting a drunken girlfriend back to the place in one piece is its own kind of fun - she tends to randomly lift her shirt up, back her ass up to grind into me and generally be a tease. Once we even didn't make it back before giving in and fucking in a dark ally.

Tonight wasn't going to end in an ally, I had a plan to stick to. Back in our apartment I decided shots were in order, she had her usual vodka and I had rum. I poured another round of shots and made sure hers was a heavy pour while pouring hardly any for myself. She was exactly where she needed to be - having a little trouble standing, opening her eyes wide when she talked as if surprised by the slurred words coming from her mouth. I told her to have a glass of water and to go lie down on the bed, and that I would be right there.

Instead I got on the computer and probably watched porn or browsed nsfw subreddits, waiting until I thought enough time had gone by. Fifteen minutes later I got up to poke my head into the bedroom. She was breathing softly and didn't stir when I opened the door but I decided to give it another fifteen minutes. I was getting so excited I couldn't sit still, but kept looking at porn to make sure I was as hard as I could get.

Finally I felt enough time had passed. I got up and turned on a hallway light and opened the bedroom door so the dim light would be enough. She was still breathing softly in bed as before but I was dismayed to find she had wrapped herself up in a sheet, I had to spend a couple minutes gently rolling and untucking each part of her from the sheet. This delay only got me more excited.

I loved seeing her laying naked in front of me, seemingly peacefully asleep. I lightly grabbed one of her awesome tits and got no reaction. I quietly called out her name and again - no response. She was out and it was time.

I made sure I was thoroughly lubed up as I didn't know how ready her body would be. Slowly and gently I rubbed her pussy and lightly penetrated her with a well-oiled finger. I was shocked at how her body reacted to being stimulated. Her hips rolled to face me, her legs slowly spread apart all while her face and her breathing showed no reaction.

I was starting to shake with how excited I was to be doing this. I spread her legs open even wider than she had unconsciously done and got on the bed between her legs. Slowly I pushed my cock into her. She was a lot wetter than I would have guessed. I must admit - embarrassing as it might be - I hadn't even pushed myself all the way into her when I was fighting off the urge to orgasm. The excitement of the moment was so intense I wasn't even going to last 30 seconds inside of her. At first I tried to stall but quickly realized it was futile, after only a thrust or two at most I was exploding with one of the strongest orgasms I had ever had in my life. I pulled out and noticed she had not even stirred. Still passed out, breathing gently.

Determined to redeem my not-even-noticed performance I retreated to the computer to watch porn and wait however long it was necessary to get hard again.