Her American Thighs | 2016

Inspired by the song American Pie by Don McLean, I decided to write an ode to my wife.

A long, long time ago I can still remember being lonely and I rarely smiled And I knew if I gave it a whirl That I could date that pretty girl And maybe she'd be happy for a while Her great figure made me quiver I'd give my coat because she shivered Bad news for her dick ex She had found some better sex I can't remember how many times you came But the sex we have is never lame My dick inside a classy dame The day my girl called out my name So my my, your so sexy thighs I'm so hung you suck my tongue with that gleam in your eye And big ole titties and you unzip my fly Singing "I can do this all night I can do this all night" Did you write the book of fuck And do you have faith in real good luck If Dr. Ruth tells you so? Now do you believe in the back seat Can my shoulders hold on to your feet And can I teach you how to handle my meat? Well, I know that you're in love with cock 'Cause you felt that I was hard as a rock We both kicked off our clothes I'm glad you're not one of those filthy hoes I was a lonely teenage and shy buck With a 4.0 and no lady luck But I knew that you didn't suck The day we had a fuck So my my, your so sexy thighs I'm long you grab my dong and I don't have to try And big pink nipples and I think I might cry Singing "I hope that feels all right I hope that feels all right" Now for twelve years we've been together now And you haven't turned into a fat cow Cuz that's not how its supposed to be Wedding bells rang for the bride and groom And we fucked all night in the hotel room In a hot tub that was made for you and me Oh, and while the king was on his knees He reached up and gave her tits a squeeze Her orgasm had occurred An hour had endured And while wedding guests ate in the park I was upstairs hitting your mark You bent over the balcony in the dark The day you became my bride So my my, your so sexy thighs She loves my balls against the wall when they're between her thighs She says I'm so much better than her previous guy Singing "Pound me with all of your might Pound me with all of your might" Hand in hand on a nice Hawaiian beach I felt so happy walking with a juicy peach Perfect figure and lots of class Smart with just a little sass They all glanced at your perfect ass With the all the other guys wanting to make a pass Now the honeymoon air was Hawaiian indeed And we danced and I took the lead Our foreheads with sweat that beads Oh, but our bodies had other needs 'Cause the housekeeper tried to make the bed But she left cuz I was getting head Do you recall your pussy was fed By a warrior with a purple head? So my my, your so sexy thighs You say all night long with my dong and some cum in your eye Landing strip above your pussy and I think I might die Singing "I can pound you with all of my might I can pound you with all of my might" Oh, and there we were after one year Twelve months of marriage with no fear With free time left to have some fun So come on, bride be nimble, bride be quick Come and sit on my candlestick 'Cause I'll always be the only one Oh, and as I watched her on her back My hands were holding on to her great big rack No angel born in the south Could do those things with her mouth And as the passion climbed high into the night And we came with all our might We were both squealing with delight The day we fucked all night So my my, your so sexy thighs It's not iffy my big stiffy and your pussy ain't dry 38Ds and it feels so right Singing "isn't my pussy so tight? Isn't my pussy so tight?" I met a girl off the internet I asked her out and then we met She agreed and then I got laid I thought back to my exes before The one good girl and the nasty whore But then I realized that I had it made And in the streets, the people danced The men howled and the women pranced But I've never questioned my good luck She's my wife, not just a great fuck And her eyes---in them I get lost I'd do anything regardless of the cost I'm happy that I'm never bossed She's my Rachel and I'm her Ross And I'm still singing my my, still love your thighs Left my dong in there so long until you let out a sigh Your big ole titties bouncing in my eyes Singin' "You'll be my wife until I die You'll be my wife until I die" My my gettin slammed by your guy Making love without a glove till your pussy was dry Nine months later it hurt and that's no lie Now our son is the gleam in our eye