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[F]un with [f]emales at a wonder[f]ul party! | 2016

Yay I'm so excited I have something interesting to talk about! It's been a while. This happened a couple weekends ago. Me: http://imgur.com/a/NNLH8#0 http://imgur.com/Ykxa38k

I went to a party with the boyfriend and a couple who we are friends with. This party is known as a "lifestyles" party - basically, the hosts are awesome people who plan these amazing parties every few months for couples and single women to meet and/or hook-up and swing and/or have three-ways and what not. Obviously people don't "have" to do anything sexual. It's really just a big party. Being open-minded and laid-back is the only "requirement". The point is to have fun, and damn did I ever have fun.

Part 1 - A Cat-and-Bunny Game

I have been to one of their parties before, but each one is a little bit different. This party was playboy themed. I didn't dress up in anything crazy, just a tight black outfit. The couple that the bf and I went with was the same couple that we had fun with a few months ago! So Chelsea, Mathew, the BF and I get into the house and have ourselves some drinks. We go into the hot tub room. To the left of the room is a big ass rectangular hot tub. In the middle of the room is a stripper pole. To the right is a seating area (a semi-circle couch) with a freakin' island fireplace. I have already seen it once before but it's still a super bad ass room for someone to have in their private home. So we all sit down, and only a few minutes later the stripper is ready to do a performance. She's standing at the door of the room, cute as hell, wearing a bunny outfit with ears. She is petite and about 5'6" with shoulder length, straight brown hair. She was very happy and bouncy. Let's call her Bunny. The show started with her doing some light pole dancing, then she revved it up by throwing her feet upwards and sliding down the pole. She got really intense as the music continued, dancing away from the pole and smiling, dancing as if she were in a club. Her clothes started to come off, and pretty soon everything was off except for her bow-tie. I yelled, "I like your bow-tie!" and she crawled over to me on the floor. She grabbed my thighs and hump-danced me for a bit. Holy crap. She made her way back to the center of the room, and took off her bowtie. She was grinding the air and shaking her perfect bare ass for the whole room to see. Her tits were B-cup and nice and perky. Her skin was perfectly smooth with a light/medium tan. Then she got on her knees, showing off her pretty cunt for everyone to see. I was pretty smitten by her and by the bills being thrown at her, I'm guessing everyone else was too. For the finale of her performance, she jumped into the hot tub. It was pretty awesome.

So after her performance she was offering lapdances, and obviously I was the first to jump on the chair. She was still fully naked, rubbing up against me, swinging her hips around, teasing me with her boobs, and bending over infront of me. I asked her if I could touch her at all, and she said "you can slap my ass!" so right at the end of the song, I spanked her, and it was brilliant. After she was done, I ran away to get another drink and changed into my bathing suit. I jumped into the hot tub and chatted with the stripper for a while. She excused herself to get ready for her next show, and funny enough, the other pole dancer from the previous party I attended was there in the hot tub (I made out with her at that party). She was wearing these cute little cat ears that she wore last time. She came up to me and started talking to me, and said she wasn't there to make money, just to check out the party since the parties at this house were awesome. She was half-cuddling me and teasing me with her boobs. I tried to play it cool but I was pretty nervous since I was getting very turned on. I kinda froze and didn't do anything like an idiot.

So Bunny comes back and she puts on her second show. It's hot as fuck again. I jump out of the hot tub and change back into my clothes. She's back to offering lapdances. No one is coming up to sit on the chair. I talk to her and tell her that I would love to get another one but I don't have any money left. I tell her she is fantastic and that I want her for my birthday party. Kitty is in earshot of this. I don't want her to be offended because I like Kitty A LOT too. Anyway, Bunny tells me it doesn't matter and that she'll give me a free lapdance. This made me very happy. Kitty overhears this, and comes over to me and offers me a free lapdance. Before I could answer, Bunny sits me down, and goes hard. She dances wildly, totally naked, grabs my tits and slides her hands up and down my thighs. Although I don't have a penis I am pretty sure I had a boner. Keep in mind, this was after she was in the water (as was I) so as her hair was flinging around, water flew everywhere, and we were both wet while she was on top of me. After it was over, I was walking around and Kitty came over to me. I discussed with her the different styles of dancing/stripping that her and Bunny had, and how much I liked them both in different ways. I told her I wish I could hire them both for my birthday coming up. Kitty said she would still like to give me a free lapdance, but I insisted that was too polite of her, and to let me wait until I can pay for one the next time I see her. Bunny was in earshot of this conversation, comes over and asks Kitty, "What are you doing? I didn't even think you were working tonight?" and Kitty responds, "Well...I'm not, I just..." "Let me take care of her."

So at this point, I seriously had two strippers fighting over me. Although I know that the appeal of money is the reason for all of the attention, I still felt pretty happy about it. Talk about a cat fight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA but no. Pretty quickly I told them both to not worry as I am all lap-danced out, and I would be very interested in having them both at my birthday party if I can find a place to have the party, as well as get the money together to even be able to hire a stripper. After a bit, I think they were fine with each other.

Part 2 - Actual Sexy Stuff Happens

The white screen is bothering me so part 2 is coming VERY soon, just not right now. I had to submit this before I lost it all!

SPOILER I don't actually hook up with either of the strippers, hilariously. You will see.