Friends and I got picked up by a swinger couple at a bar | 2016

I swear this is a true story. I have been looking for a medium to share this story for a while.

Two of my buddies and I were out a typical bar on a Friday night. Live music, pitcher specials, dark atmosphere. We had been there for a couple hours already and were on pitcher number 6 or so. I left to go take a piss. When I got back, my buddies tell me, "dude... You won't believe what just happened. Some chick just slid her number on the table in passing and said text me and walked off."

So one of my friends is texting her and it starts off as small talk with some flirting but then she sends a topless pic with no face. My friend calls her out saying he could send a google image search pic of a penis back to her. So she then sends a topless pic of her taken right there in the bar. Now we are not sure what to make of this as we aren't really sure who she is or who she is really trying to talk to within our group. Before we can respond to the latest picture she sends another text that says 'gangbang, yes or no?'

So my friends and I are all thinking this girl is full of shit and is just fucking with us. So we talk some shit back to her and she texts us 'hang on we are coming over'

The we part threw us off completely. Sure enough, here comes the girl and a guy with her and sit down at our table.

Now just for some description of her. She is about 5'8", brown reddish hair, small perky B cups. Comparison to someone would be an older, plainer in the face Emma stone.

So they sit down with us and the guy has the lead. He explains how this is what they do and if the three of us were interested , his girlfriend wants to take us home. He said he would not be involved at all but that he would be watching. He then said take a couple minutes to think about it and if we were down to text them in the next ten minutes or they would move on to someone else.

So one of my friends who I have to admit, gets more ass than rest of us and has no shame immediately says we have to do it and we were probably never going to get another chance like this in our lives. He also made sure to point out that all three of us were single and the only reason we would say no is if we were scared. So that reasoning and the 6 pitchers had all three of us in agreement, we were gonna do it.

We got directions from the couple to an apartment not far away. We got there and also made sure to remind each other in a jokingly nervous way that we might were also about to get jumped... Good thing that was not the plan by these people.

We got inside and they were very friendly, offering some more drinks, just making small talk and obviously trying to make us comfortable. After small talk a round of drinks, the guy said ok here are the rules when we do this. 1. No kissing 2. No anal 3. Must wear a condom 4. No staying the night

So we all went into the bedroom and not really sure how things would get started. The girl just got naked and instructed us to do the same. We laid down on the bed and the girl started to go one by one taking us in her mouth. She would work the balls and the shaft slowly and methodically, it was obvious she did this on a regular basis with all sizes. When she was working me she was good about looking up and making eye contact when she was right at the tip and then swallowing as much as she could.

After ten minutes or so of this, my buddy got up, put a condom on and she laid down on her back. He started fucking her that way while my other friend and I got up near her face. She was taking us in her mouth while the third fucked her. The moment of clarity that this was actually happening came during this time as my friend and I that were leaning over her face would take her head and pass it back and forth between us on who she would suck.

Then it was my turn to fuck her. I got behind her and started giving it to her as hard as I could. My two friends were in front of her doing the same thing as before with her head passing her back and forth. The whole time all this is happening, the boyfriend has been sitting in the corner just saying things like, "oh yeah that's hot, yeah baby you look good right there." Now he was mostly talking to his girlfriend but I couldn't help but not be thrown off by it. I'm not saying I last forever in my everyday sex life but I hold my own just fine. After all the head and now me giving it to her hard from behind, I wasn't even close to coming.

So I switched with my other friend for his turn and he got behind her too. I think we were all in the same boat because none of us were able to finish. Eventually the boyfriend could tell we were losing steam because we had all slowed down and the action was less intense than how it started. So he said, alright I will give you all your own private time with her so you can get your nut.

So when it was my turn, I got on top of her and gave it to her hard and fast until I came hard. The best part was she told me in that moment she liked my cock the best. I really don't care if she said that to all of us, it was good to hear that, stroke my ego a bit.

After we all did that, we left and woke up hungover the next morning still on a bit of disbelief we had done what we did the night before.