The best sex I've ever had. | 2016

• meet girl
• fall in love
• both Christian and are waiting for marriage
• never give in to peer pressure for sex
• get married
• 2 minutes missionary
• combination of youth + three years of anticipation + feeling "godly" because it's 100% in accordance with our beliefs = best sex ever

I've done a bunch of shit since then (get old and the dream falls apart, divorced and atheist) but nothing will ever touch that. And I say that with absolute confidence because I've had a girl eat my ass while another let me jerk myself to orgasm while she sucked on my balls.