Best launch day evar! | 2016

I originally posted this on the XBox One subreddit but they didn't seem to like it there. Someone told me I should post it here instead so here it is.

So, I'm pretty sure that I win when it comes to how my XBox One launch day went.

My roommate and I both pre-ordered from Amazon. We work at the same place and both took a half day to be able to go home and set it all up. (We have shitty internet so we knew it would take a while to download the update and games). I even told my girlfriend not to expect to see me this weekend because I'd be playing all weekend long.

UPS delivered around 10 AM and we were off at 2. When we got home, we walk into the living room to find two TVs with an XBox One connects to each one, on and waiting to be played. It turned out that my girlfriend took the day off of work and surprised us by setting everything up for us. But that was just the start.

She made some crazy good Philly cheesesteak sandwiches (my favorite), and hired some hot ass, big titted, porn star status, girl to serve us...topless. This girl was basically feeding us in our mouths. Every time we were low on beer she would give us another one, she would even wipe our mouths for us. It was insane. The girl left after a couple of hours and my roommate and I were left to continue playing.

Around 8, I heard my girlfriend back in the kitchen. She cooked us each a juicy rib eye steak with a baked potato with all the fixings. She setup these little TV dinner tables and served us right in the living room while we played. Once we were done eating, she picked everything up, cleaned the kitchen, and once again left us to continue playing.

As if that weren’t enough, the biggest surprise came just before midnight. She walked out into the living in some skimpy outfit, and started blowing me while I was playing COD, right in front of my roommate too. My roommate actually spoke up and asked what about him, and she started blowing him too! I’m not ashamed to say that I blew my load pretty quickly. My roommate on the other hand lasted a while but she kept at it until he was done. After that she just got up, told us to enjoy our games, and went to bed.

Yeah. This was definitely a console launch to remember.