25/m - It was ridiculously easy. | 2016

So I'm not usually the type to post here, or anywhere, but my mind is blown, so I'll keep it short. I had about 2 hours to kill where I did not want to be home, because the gf was going to be there and get grumpy at me for taking the day off of work. So, what is the logical action to take? I went to an Asian massage parlor for the first time ever. It was just a little place in a strip mall environment, nothing special or crazy about it.

It was exactly what you'd imagine. A mid 40s, tiny, asian lady climbing on me like a jungle gym, and ever so casuaully jacking me off for the last 10 minutes of a half hour massage. I had no idea it is so easy to get a handjob! I've been wasting years trying to impress girls over dinner! lol...ok...I'm atleast slightly joking....but really, it was surprising. I wasn't expecting it, didn't ask for it, and suddenly I had a middle aged Asian lady aggressively jacking me off with copious amounts of oil while I felt her ass and chest. Fun. Ok, that's my story!